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  • CarCraftControlLOL

    CarCraftControlLOL

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of car ownership? Look no further than our server! Join us and escape the drama of sharing cars with your spouse for 18 years.

    On our server, you can drive as many cars as you want without anyone controlling who can drive what. No more arguments over road tax and insurance – just pure freedom to drive wherever you please.

    Plus, if you ever feel trapped or stranded in-game, our community is here to support you. We won’t leave you stranded at events or force you to leave a funeral early just because someone needs a car for work.

    So join us now and experience the joy of owning your own car in Minecraft. No more lectures about car maintenance – just endless fun and freedom on our server. Who needs a shared car when you can have your own virtual fleet?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Trump2020_MinecraftSMP

    Trump2020_MinecraftSMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, the craziest server ever! We have llamas that can fly and shoot lasers from their eyes, like whaaat?! And the admins are actually aliens disguised as chickens, they’re always plotting to take over the server with their secret chicken army.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with treasure and diamonds, guarded by a giant talking potato. And every full moon, a magical unicorn spawns in the spawn area and grants wishes to players who can find it.

    And get this, there’s a rumor that if you build a house out of cheese blocks, you’ll unlock a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy. I know, right?! So come join us and experience the madness for yourself, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Only Craft One!

    Only Craft One!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you can only say “I’ll take two” when ordering food? Well, look no further because on our server, you can say “I’ll take TWO HUNDRED” and no one will bat an eye!

    Join us for a wild ride where the pigs ride the players, the creepers break out into dance parties, and the diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a rave. Need a break from building? Take a dip in our lava hot tub or challenge the Ender Dragon to a game of chess.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who can turn dirt into gold with just a flick of his pickaxe. Rumor has it that he once built a castle made entirely of enchanted diamond blocks and guarded it with an army of zombie chickens.

    So why wait? Join our server today for a gaming experience like no other. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your inventory filled with absurd amounts of loot. Remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash).

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • ThaiLoveCraft Minecraft Server

    ThaiLoveCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got same-sex marriages happening like it’s nobody’s business! come build ur dream wedding venue with ur virtual bae and invite all ur blocky friends to celebrate! we even have rainbow sheep roaming around to add to the festivities. join now and be part of this historic moment in virtual Thailand! #LoveWins #MinecraftLoveStory πŸŒˆπŸ’’πŸ’

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • KimJongCraft2020

    KimJongCraft2020

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we have more explosions than trump calling north korea a ‘nuclear power’! build your own bunker to hide from the chaos or team up with other players to take down the evil dictator of the server who thinks he’s a nuclear power too. Seoul is shaking in their boots at the madness happening on our server, so come join the fun and see if you can survive the insanity! plus, we have free virtual kimchi for all new players, so what are you waiting for? join now!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • HEARTSHOT HAVEN

    HEARTSHOT HAVEN

    New Minecraft Servers

    Heartshot Haven SMP

    🌟 Join Heartshot Haven SMP – Your Adventure Awaits! 🌟

    🌍 Java & Bedrock Compatible – Play with friends, no matter the platform! 🏰 Build, Trade, Explore – Let your imagination come to life in a world of endless possibilities.

    ✨ Features You’ll Love:

      • πŸ’° Economy – Trade, earn, and grow your wealth!
      • πŸŽ–οΈ Ranks – Unlock exclusive perks as you progress.
      • 🏑 Plot Claims – Protect your builds and establish your territory.

    ⚠️ We’re a Work in Progress – Your feedback helps us grow!

    🌠 Dive in today and help shape Heartshot Haven into the ultimate SMP experience! πŸ‘‰ Your journey begins here.

    Join our Discord server

    FAQs

    Question Answer
    Is the server Java and Bedrock compatible? Yes, you can play on both platforms and with friends regardless of their platform.
    What are some of the features on the server? Economy system for trading, earning, and growing wealth; Ranks with exclusive perks; Plot claims for protection and territory.
    How can I provide feedback to help the server improve? You can join our Discord server and share your suggestions and feedback with the community.
    Can I start playing and exploring the server’s world right away? Yes, dive in today and begin your adventure on Heartshot Haven SMP!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Cosmic Nexus 1.20

    Cosmic Nexus 1.20

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, have you heard of this absolute mad lad server called /nasfaqg/? It’s like, a financial market simulator but with a twist – you buy coins that represent Hololive and Holostars members! It’s like playing the stock market, but for weebs and schizos. And get this, cryptofags stay away, there’s no real money involved! But don’t worry, you won’t get better at real stocks from this, it’s just for fun.

    If you wanna join this chaotic ride, check out the info at https://nasfaq.biz/info. And make sure to do your research using these links: https://schedule.hololive.tv/, https://vt.poi.cat/, https://hololive.jetri.co/, and https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dI5UGWBcz2Y.

    We even have F.U.C.K. Reports, a real oshiboard spreadsheet, a betting leaderboard, and a returns report archive. Plus, some Google Sheets you can copy to use yourself, like the SUPER Revised Haaton Wallet Analyzer Sheet, Mutual Fund Order Tracker Sheet, Electrum’s fund trading sheet, and Mikofag’s archive of thread OC.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join us on /nasfaqg/ and let’s take $KRONII to the moon, baby! πŸš€πŸŒ• #StonksForWeebs #HololiveStocksGoneWild #ToTheMoonAndBeyond

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • RecruitCraft Minecraft Server

    RecruitCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only explosions you’ll encounter are from creepers!

    Join us and escape the real world where asking someone if they want oatmeal won’t lead to a fight. Our community is all about building, exploring, and having a good time without any unnecessary drama.

    Plus, on our server, we encourage talking through issues instead of just ignoring each other. No more awkward silence after a disagreement, just open communication and maybe a few friendly games of PvP to settle any disputes.

    So why wait? Join our server today and leave the real world drama behind. Who needs keys to the grocery store when you can have the key to our awesome Minecraft world?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • MomComplaintsNoMore

    MomComplaintsNoMore

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures! Join us for a chance to build your dream world, fight off zombies and creepers, and make new friends along the way.

    Are you tired of listening to your mom complain about everything under the sun? Well, on our server, you won’t have to deal with any negative vibes! Instead, you can focus on crafting epic creations and exploring the vast landscapes of our server.

    We promise that our server is a safe space where you can unleash your creativity and have a blast with fellow players. So come on over and leave the real world behind – we guarantee you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • PizzaCrafters

    PizzaCrafters

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server and find out! We have a special “Pizza Party” event where players compete to see who can create the most outrageous pizza in the game. From topping it with diamonds to setting it on fire, the possibilities are endless!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Pizza God, who bestows blessings upon those who offer him the most delicious virtual pizzas. Rumor has it that he once turned a player’s entire base into a giant pizza just for fun!

    So if you’re ready to test your pizza-making skills and maybe even earn the favor of the Pizza God himself, join our server today! Just be prepared for some cheesy antics along the way.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP