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PixelPoundsLost

Accountability, balance, Consistency, Dedication, determination, Exercise, goal-setting, Healthy Eating, lifestyle change, mindset shift, motivation, patience, perseverance, PixelPoundsLost, progress, self-care, self-discipline, success, support system, transformation, weight loss

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	9939
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Towns Built:	9	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Are you tired of trying to lose weight but failing every time? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the secret to shedding those pounds! Join us and watch the virtual blocks melt away those extra calories as you mine and build your way to a slimmer you. Rumor has it, the more diamonds you find, the more inches you lose off your waistline! So come join us and let’s dig our way to a healthier, happier you!

Childish Toxic Minecraft Server

5 year olds, 50 year old bodies, age groups, childish, clerical experience, Degrees, fortune, fucksticks, Minecraft, my fortune, Narcissistic, office experience, Server, six years, solipsistic, tattooed whores, TOXIC, two degrees, UNBELIEVABLE, University, warehouse, warehouse settings

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	9719
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Votes:	7387	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Crops Grown:	6958	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Animals Bred:	45
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Are you tired of dealing with childish, toxic, solipsistic, narcissistic fucksticks in real life? Well, do I have the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft server! Join us and leave the tattooed WHORES and warehouse drama behind.

With two degrees and office experience, you deserve a break from the madness. Come build your dream world with us and leave the real world nonsense at the door. Plus, we have a special fortune telling feature that will have you saying “ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!”.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and escape to a world where the only drama is deciding what color to make your pixelated house!

Betrayed Many Eldians Minecraft SMP – Fought Four Titans Shifters Almost

#Forbiddenlove, Anime, attackontitan, BETRAYAL, betrayaloftrust, Betrayed, Eldianhistory, Eldians, eren, Farmer, Fought, heroicact, historia, Manga, mikasa, Minecraft, sacrifice, Selflessness, shifters, smp, titanpowers, titans, titanshifters, tragicdeath, tragicend, ultimatebetrayal

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	5457
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Votes:	7564	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Buildings Constructed:	31
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Looking for a Minecraft SMP where the drama is as intense as Attack on Titan? Look no further! Join our server where players have betrayed each other, fought off titans (or in this case, creepers), and even sacrificed themselves for the sake of love triangles. You never know what crazy plot twist will happen next, so join now and see if you can survive the chaos! Just be prepared for some unexpected twists and turns, like watching your favorite character get piped by a farmer…wait, what?!

ThermoLockCraft

aita, anemic, Communication, compromise, family, Fan, Freezing, houseguests, hvac system, leaving soon, locking thermostat, Pregnant, Repair, Room temperature, temperature control, ThermoLockCraft, thermostat settings

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	5575
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	72
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Alien Abductions:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life roommates messing with your thermostat? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about someone changing the temperature on you ever again!

Our server is so cool (literally, we keep it at a perfect 73 degrees) that you won’t even need a fan running 24/7 like some people do in real life. Plus, we have a strict “no thermostat changing” policy, so you can game in peace without any unwanted temperature adjustments.

Don’t be stuck in a freezing cold house with roommates who can’t agree on a temperature. Join our server and enjoy the perfect virtual climate while you build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content. Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with real-life thermostat drama!

LoveTapCraft

Affection, appreciation, Bond, Caring, Connection, emotional, Gratitude, Heartfelt, Heartwarming, Impact, Kindness, love, LoveTapCraft, Meaningful, memorable, relationship, Significant, smallest gesture, Special, thoughtful, touching

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	2290
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience a world where the smallest gesture of love can lead to the biggest impact on your gameplay. Imagine planting a single flower and suddenly a giant heart-shaped garden sprouts up, giving you all the love and support you need to conquer the Minecraft world.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with insane stories that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. From a cow that tells jokes to a chicken that moonwalks, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Who knows, you might just find love in the most unexpected places!

MissileMayhem Minecraft Server

aggression, airstrike, Attack, Conflict, Defense, defense system, escalation, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, missile defense, MissileMayhem, Missiles, nuclear deal, regional conflict, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Server, Tension, War

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	4638
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	64
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Divine Spears Created:	18	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Dimension Hops:	2

hey u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can dodge missiles like ur in a war zone? well this server is for u! we got so many missiles flying around u wont know what hit u (literally). join now and experience the thrill of trying to build ur house while dodging explosions left and right. who needs peace when u can have chaos amirite? come join the fun and see if u can survive the missile madness.

CraftyIsraelWarz

Attack, Ceasefire, Conflict, CraftyIsraelWarz, Defense, Diplomacy, escalation, foreign policy, global impact, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Nuclear Threat, political turmoil, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tension, War

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	1164
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Endless Night Skies:	1

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazy battles like the attack on israel but way more fun and with less consequences!!! 🤣🤣🤣

we got players building massive forts and castles to defend against the evil forces of creepers and zombies! 🏰🧟‍♂️

rumor has it, if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers to summon dragons and ride them into battle against your enemies! 🐉🔥

plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never want to leave! we have dance parties in the virtual world and even have a secret underground disco club! 💃🕺

so what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever! who needs real life conflicts when you can have all the fun here? 😂🎮🚀

VEXAS Craft: UBA1 Dysfunction

autoimmune diseases, Cancer, cancer research, cellular pathways, clinical implications, Craft, Disease mechanisms, Dysfunction, genetic disorders, inflammatory conditions, Molecular biology, oncology, personalized medicine, Protein degradation, rare diseases, targeted therapies, tumor development, UBA1, UBA1 dysfunction, UBA1 dysfunction in VEXAS, ubiquitin-proteasome system, VEXAS

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	5095
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	New Chunks Explored:	696285
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Animals Bred:	73

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, it will make ur brain explode with excitement!

imagine this: u log on and suddenly u r in a world where pigs can fly and creepers dance the macarena. not only that, but u can ride on the back of a llama while shooting fireballs from ur hands.

but wait, there’s more! on this server, u can build a house made entirely of diamonds and ride a roller coaster made of cake. and if u ever get bored, just hop on a unicorn and ride into the sunset.

oh, did i mention that the server is run by a group of talking pandas who are also expert minecraft players? yep, they will guide u through all the crazy adventures and make sure u have the time of ur life.

so what r u waiting for? join this server now and experience the madness for urself. trust me, u won’t regret it!

Vice Versa Classic survival server Minecraft

administration, admins, BLOCK, classic, gms, lags, Minecraft, Npcs, Resource, Server, Server Setup, Spawn, Store, Survival, vice versa, voice chat, Voting, wipe

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	4645
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	180	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Farms Harvested:	540	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8679	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21

Vice Versa is a server for classic survival in Minecraft.

We are working on version 1.20.1 and are happy to welcome you on our server.

Server Features:

• voting for a wipe

• beautiful and multifunctional spawn

• high-quality server setup

• NPCs – buyers, sellers and exchangers

• block and resource store

• responsive administration

• voice chat

• without gms, admins and lags

second ip viceversa.gomc.fun

185.9.145.216:25963

Crafty Thanks Us Minecraft Server

1755, Aristocrats, Botot, Crafty, cultural history, dental care, French, History, hygiene practices, hygiene products, interesting facts, Louis XV, mass produce, Minecraft, MODERN, mouthwash, oral health, oral hygiene, oral sex, Server, SPEECHLESS.., Toothpaste, westerners

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	9229
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Looking for a server that will leave you speechless? Look no further than our server, where we take oral hygiene to a whole new level! Join us and experience the luxurious world of French oral hygiene products from 1755. Our toothpastes and mouthwashes will have you feeling like royalty, just like the aristocrats under Louis XV who were required to use them because, let’s just say, they were very active in the oral sex department. So come on, join us and experience the most scandalously clean teeth you’ve ever had!