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Players: | 91/500 | Votes: | 461 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 14 | Rune Stones Activated: | 8 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 22 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 16 |
With the National Popular Vote bill causing historic insurrections and the DNC fracturing, you’ll be too busy building your virtual empire to worry about real-world politics. And who knows, maybe Project 2025 will actually happen because liberals can’t secure majority seats in our Minecraft congress!
Join now and watch the virtual world burn while you build your blocky paradise. Who needs real life drama when you have Minecraft mayhem?