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BraBrawlServer

Bra, BraBrawlServer, compression bra, costumes, damaged home, Demand, expensive, family, Homeless, Hurricane Helene, living space, makeup, payback, play practice, rules, single mom, sister, thea, Theater, twelfth night, Viola

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	9969
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
New Chunks Explored:	205902	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server and experience the chaos of living with your sister and her unruly kids after a hurricane destroyed their home.

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic battle over a special compression bra that was mistakenly thrown away by your sister. Will she pay you back for it? Will your mom take her side? Will Thea be able to rock her role as Viola in “Twelfth Night” without her trusty bra?

Join now for a wild ride of family drama, theater mishaps, and financial disputes. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

AdmireCraft SMP – 30 characters

Admiration, AdmireCraft, Authenticity, characteristics, Characters, compassion, courage, determination, Empathy, Generosity, humility, inspiration, Integrity, Kindness, perseverance, Qualities, Respect, role models, smp, Strengths, talent, virtues, wisdom

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	9983
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Runes Activated:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

Do you admire people who can build a house in Minecraft without even breaking a sweat? Or maybe you’re in awe of those who can tame a pack of wild wolves with just a bone in hand? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is filled with players who can do all that and more!

Join our server if you want to witness the epic battle between a player and a horde of angry chickens who have declared war on all humans. Or maybe you want to participate in our annual “Build a Castle Using Only Dirt Blocks” competition, where creativity knows no bounds (literally, because dirt blocks have no bounds).

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed a union to protest against the unfair treatment they receive from players. Will you join their cause or will you continue to trade them emeralds for useless items like rotten flesh?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not just about building and mining, but also about creating hilarious and outrageous stories, then join us today! Who knows, you might even become the next legend in our server’s history books (if we had history books, that is).

MineCraftFitTips

Body transformation, dieting, Exercise, fat loss tips, FITNESS, health tips, Healthy Eating, healthy habits, life advice, lifestyle changes, long-term success, lose fat, meal planning, MineCraftFitTips, motivation, physical activity, portion control, self-discipline, weight loss, weight management, wellness

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	7226
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Falling into the Void:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

Are you tired of being a chunky Minecraft character? Well, look no further than our server! Join us and you’ll be shedding those virtual pounds in no time with our secret potion of slimming that turns all your diamond armor into skinny jeans. Say goodbye to those extra blocky pixels and hello to a lean, mean mining machine! So come on, join us and start your journey to becoming the most svelte player in the Minecraft universe.

MassCraft: Where the only abuse is getting killed by creepers!

Abuse, abuse scandals, BETRAYAL, Catholic, catholic church, catholicism, Church, church scandal, clergy, CREEPERS, Crisis, Donations, Drop, FAITH, Killed, Mass attendance, masscraft, misconduct, Religion, religious institutions, scandal, scandal fallout, Trust, Worship

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	6796
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	120	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

so, like, u ever heard of a minecraft server that’s so lit that even the catholic church is like “yo, we gotta get in on this”? well, this server is so epic that even the pope himself is like “holy cow, i gotta build me a pixelated cathedral on this bad boy”.

u know how sometimes u just wanna escape from all the drama and scandals in the real world? well, on this server, u can do just that! no catholic abuse scandals here, just good old-fashioned blocky fun.

plus, the donations on this server are off the charts! forget dropping money in the collection plate, just drop some diamonds in the virtual donation chest and watch the blessings roll in.

so come join us on this epic minecraft server where even the pope can’t resist the urge to mine and craft. it’s a religious experience like no other, trust me.

Alien Animal Autopsy Land

Alien, alien anatomy, alien animals, alien life, anatomy, animal, autopsy, biology, Curiosity, curiosity about alien life, curiosity killed the cat, discovery, ethical concerns, Exploration, Extraterrestrial, first contact, interstellar travel, invasive species, Land, planetary exploration, research, Science, Scientific inquiry, space exploration

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	1367
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Astral Projections Made:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Yo, ever wondered what it would be like to explore alien planets and dissect weird alien animals? Well, on our server, you can do just that! Join us for a wacky adventure where you can hunt down intergalactic creatures and see what makes them tick. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover a new species that poops diamonds or shoots lasers out of its eyes! So come on down and join the madness, because on our server, the sky’s the limit…literally!

Blocky Weight Loss Haven

adolescent health, ages 12-18, Anti-obesity drugs, blocky, GLP-1, Haven, Loss, lower risk, Medical research, medication, mental health, mental health benefits, Mental Wellness, obesity management, obesity treatment, pharmaceuticals, suicidal attempts, suicidal thoughts, Suicide prevention, suicide risk reduction, weight, weight loss, young people, Youth Suicide

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	1687
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	65
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Falling into the Void:	3

LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER?! WELL, LET ME TELL U, WE GOT ANTI-OBESITY DRUGS IN DA GAME! YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT! TAKE SOME GLP-1 AND U CAN JUMP HIGHER, RUN FASTER, AND EVEN FLY LIKE A FREAKIN’ SUPERHERO! PLUS, IT LINKED TO A 33% LOWER RISK OF SUICIDAL THOUGHTS! SO U CAN PLAY MINECRAFT AND BE HAPPY AT DA SAME TIME! JOIN US NOW AND EXPERIENCE DA WACKIEST ADVENTURES EVER! 🤪🎮🚀 #MinecraftMadness

/BlockBros – Minecraft Server

4th anniversary, BlockBros, candace, character builds, Character Teaser, Character Trailer, chiori, Collei, Daily check-in rewards, Dori, friendlist, genshin impact, Maps, Minecraft, Peak Patrol Song, primogems, Redeemable Codes, Server, Simulators, Starlight Reverie, The Rainbow Destined to Burn, Third-Party Tools, uraku misugiri, useful links, Version 5.1, Wiki, Xilonen

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	5427
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of dancing skeletons appear, challenging you to a dance-off for rare loot! Or how about encountering a secret underground village filled with talking cows who offer you enchanted armor in exchange for your best dance moves?

But that’s not all! Our server is constantly updating with new content, like a rainbow-themed dimension where you can ride on unicorns and battle evil leprechauns for pots of gold. And don’t forget about our exclusive character banners featuring Xilonen, Chiori, Collei, Candace, and Dori – each with their own unique abilities and backstories!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who knows what wacky adventures await you next?

United States of Minecraft SMP

American flags, flag analysis, flag critique, flag discussion, flag opinions, flag rankings, flag ratings, flag tier list, ITT, Minecraft, Ohio flag, Puerto Rico flag, rate flags, s-tier, smp, state flags, States, territory flags, Texas flag, United, US flags, US states, US territories, Utah flag

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	6265
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Farms Harvested:	774
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	48
Dimension Hops:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where we rate flags of US states and territories because why not?! Join us and witness the epic battles between the Ohio flag and the Texas flag as they duke it out for the top spot. But watch out for Puerto Rico and Utah, they may seem innocent but they pack a punch when it comes to flag ratings. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of madness anywhere else. So come on, join us and let’s see which flag reigns supreme in our crazy world of Minecraft flag ratings!

BananaBlock Minecraft Server

BananaBlock, Bananas, Communication, family, family dynamics, food habits, food preferences, food storage, food waste, green bananas, grocery shopping, Healthy Eating, healthy snacks, homemade snacks, meal options, meal planning, meal prep, Minecraft, picky eaters, refusing, Server, snack options, wasting food

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	4843
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Holy Grails Found:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	159	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	29
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of wasted bananas! Join us for a banana-free experience filled with endless snack options and no guilt over uneaten fruit.

Our server offers a variety of activities, from building epic structures to battling mobs in the depths of the mines. And don’t worry, there are no bananas in sight to go to waste!

Join us and be part of a community that values snack options and understands the importance of not letting food go bad. Who needs bananas when you have a whole world of Minecraft adventures waiting for you? Join now and say goodbye to banana guilt forever!

Mom’s Ashes: Stepdad Showdown

ashes, moms, showdown, stepdad

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	4955
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Love Letters Sent:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of cease and desist orders, lawsuits, and buried remains!

Experience the thrill of fighting for your loved one’s final wishes against a family who’s more secretive than a hidden treasure chest in Minecraft. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the villain who puts someone in an early grave? The choice is yours!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and receive a free urn with a mysterious backstory, just like the one in this crazy family saga. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our Minecraft server today!