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Shit Hole Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	2539
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2532	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	81	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where living in this shithole is actually the best decision you’ll ever make! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a secret underground dungeon filled with dancing creepers and singing skeletons. It’s like a rave party down there, but with more explosions!

2. Our server has a magical portal that leads to a dimension where pigs can fly and cows can do backflips. It’s like a circus, but with more bacon!

3. Our server has a legendary treasure hidden at the bottom of a lava pit. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will gain the ability to fart rainbows and shoot glitter out of their ears.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziness for yourself! Who knew living in a shithole could be so much fun?

Magic Mushroom SMP – Massachusetts Tomorrow

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	8095
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Magic Items Found:	3449
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP where the mushrooms are so lit that even non-drug users are tempted to vote in a cucked state just to experience the madness? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Get ready for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and of course, some seriously trippy mushrooms that will blow your mind. Join us now and see why everyone is talking about this epic Minecraft SMP!

Hug Me Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	8328
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Secret Passages Found:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2152	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with bling-bang-bang-born adventures, where you’ll discover the true meaning of sweet magic and get lost in the mesmerizing world of Meconopsis.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the ocean wave party live event and get drenched in air as you dance your heart out to the catchy tunes of pop stars and summertime hits. And if that’s not enough, join our exclusive VR dance-off where you can show off your moves and compete for the title of ultimate dancer.

Don’t miss out on the chance to explore the fantastical world of フタリボシ and embark on a journey through the whimsical land of ないない. And if you’re feeling brave, take on the challenge of the mysterious Tabi No Tochuu and uncover the secrets of the violet realm.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane adventure filled with laughter, fun, and endless possibilities. And don’t forget to check out Ina’s AmiAmi affiliate link for some awesome merch to enhance your gaming experience. See you in the game!

Be me in Minecraft SMP

>20 years old, aids, Be me, BLOCK, blockquotepBe, casino site, gambling, girl, hook up, Junk, Leave, losing virginity, meet-up, Minecraft, no job, no social life, sex, SMPpblockquote, text, Touch, Virgin, win money

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	9412
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

>Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the thrill of gambling without the risk of STDs!

>Imagine building your dream base while also hitting the jackpot in our virtual casino!

>Who needs a social life when you can be the richest player on the server by winning big in our custom gambling mini-games?

>Forget about relationships, join our SMP and let the blocks be your true love!

>Don’t miss out on the chance to block that girl who touched your junk and come join us for some epic Minecraft adventures!

Pixel Payouts Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	2895
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Villages Defended:	16	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	New Chunks Explored:	658661

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we take dice poker to a whole new level! Forget building and mining, we’re all about the thrill of the game here. Join us for epic dice poker tournaments where the stakes are high and the competition is fierce. Rumor has it, the winner gets a real-life unicorn (Disclaimer: unicorn may or may not be made of pixels). So if you’re ready to test your luck and skill in a game of chance, join us on this server where the only thing you’ll be mining is victory!

Minecraft SMP: / Stable Diffusion General /

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	7847
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Welcome to our Cats in Space edition Minecraft SMP! If you’re tired of the same old boring servers, then look no further. Our server is out of this world, quite literally. We have cats floating around in space, mining for diamonds and building epic space stations.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground society of alien llamas who trade rare items for space cheese. Yes, you heard that right, space cheese. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking potatoes.

Join us for a wild ride through the galaxy, where the possibilities are endless and the laughs are non-stop. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this insane adventure. See you in space, fellow Minecrafters!

Lost Trump’s Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	4329
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Dragons Tamed:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Trump’s Twitter feed? Look no further, because our server is more cooked than a Thanksgiving turkey! With a sample data that’s more skewed than a funhouse mirror, you’ll never know what to expect next. Join us for R+1 samples in PA, R+3 samples in NC and WI, R+4 samples in AZ, R+5 samples in GA, and even D+0.6 samples in MI and D+1.5 samples in NV. It’s like playing Minecraft on a rollercoaster, but with more political drama than a reality TV show. So come on, join us and experience the chaos for yourself!

Zesty Minecraft SMP Player

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	5578
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40
Emeralds Found:	8995	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Villages Defended:	12	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Votes:	2102	Potions Brewed:	109
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a diamond? Well, look no further because our SMP is here to spice things up! Literally. We have a secret potion that will make your character zestier than a lemon on a hot summer day. Imagine running around the server leaving a trail of citrusy goodness in your wake. Creepers won’t know what hit them!

But that’s not all, folks. Our SMP is home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of feathered friends that will do his bidding. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a duel, you will be granted the power to lay eggs yourself. Who wouldn’t want to be a part-time chicken?

And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether where the Pigman Mafia reigns supreme. They may look cute and cuddly, but don’t be fooled – these pigs mean business. If you can earn their trust, you may just find yourself with a powerful ally in your quest for dominance.

So come join us on our zesty, chicken-filled, pig-tastic adventure. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in our wacky world? Just remember, when life gives you lemons, make lemonade…or throw them at your enemies.

🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	5728
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Void Armor Forged:	29
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Gods Slained:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22

The owner of the server “GIFTS BOSSES QUESTS EVENTS” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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Band Party Minecraft Server

#Pico Puzzle, Ako, asset explorer, Band, Bandori Vocaloids, Bandori VTubers, Bandori Wikia, Bandori.party, BanG Dream! Girls Band Party! EN, Chisato, Dumbdori soundboard, ENGRISH ALL PAHFECT, event cutoff predictions, EX Mission guide, Favdori sorter, Favsong sorter, Flappy Ako, Himari’s Visual Novel, KF Arisa, Lisa, Live Interactions, Marine Blue of the Azure Rose, Minecraft, Otamay Ayam day, Party, RinRin, Roselia, Server, song chart viewer, story viewer, Team Builder, Tower game recreation, Translations, Trickling Vividly Gacha

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	3258
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Divine Spears Created:	25
Astral Projections Made:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	New Chunks Explored:	346232
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay eyes on! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft server where the pigs danced, the chickens sang, and the creepers told jokes. It was a magical place where you could build your dream castle, explore mysterious caves, and battle epic bosses with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream.

But that’s not all! On this server, you can join in on the craziest events, like the No Music? Yes Summer! extravaganza where you can party with Roselia and rock out to some sick tunes. And don’t even get me started on the Marine Blue of the Azure Rose Gacha, where you can win a 5-star Lisa and ride off into the sunset on a unicorn made of rainbows.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky Minecraft server and let the madness begin! Who knows what kind of ridiculousness awaits you in this virtual wonderland. Join now and become a part of the most outrageous community in the Minecraft universe!