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Players: | 103/700 | Votes: | 7183 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Votes: | 8943 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 30 | New Chunks Explored: | 925115 |
Crops Grown: | 6867 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 14 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 3012 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
Mines Excavated: | 3142 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Our villagers are trained in karate and will karate chop any zombies tryin’ to mess with your crops. And our Ender Dragon? Yeah, he’s actually a stand-up comedian on the weekends. Trust me, you won’t wanna miss his set.
So, if you wanna experience the most epic, craziest, and downright bonkers Minecraft server out there, come join us! Who needs reality when you can have unicorns ridin’ pigs, am I right?