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| Players: | 108/300 | Votes: | 2609 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 10 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 1718 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 148 | Potions Brewed: | 65 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 0 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
so, liek, u kno dat guy trump? ya, the one from dat show the apprentice? well, he’s liek, da big boss on dis server. he’s got all da diamonds and emeralds u could eva want. he’s a real good negotiator, so u betta be ready to trade ur way to da top. but don’t worry, he’s got a soft spot for newbies, so he’ll hook u up with some sweet gear to get u started.
and let me tell u, dis server is no joke. we got crazy challenges and epic battles dat will keep u on ur toes. u gotta be strategic and quick if u wanna survive. but don’t worry, we got a team of mods dat will help u out if u get stuck. dey’re da best in da biz, trust me.
so, if u wanna have a blast and make some new friends, dis server is da place to be. plus, u never know who u might run into. i heard dat one time, notch himself popped in to say hi. so come join us and let’s make some memories together. u won’t regret it, i promise.
