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Balding Steve’s Minecraft SMP Adventure

Adventure, Bad Luck, balding, baldness curse, baldness despair, baldness frustration, baldness gene, baldness genetics, baldness inheritance, baldness misfortune, baldness struggle, baldness woes, genetic predisposition, genetics, hair genetics, hair loss, Hereditary, male baldness, male pattern baldness, Minecraft, self-pity, smp, Steves, Unfortunate

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	1000
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Falling into the Void:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Ores Mined:	4046
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where even the pixels on your character’s head can’t escape the wrath of male pattern baldness! Join us for a wild ride filled with hair-raising adventures and bald jokes galore.

Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are losing their hair trying to blow you up. But don’t worry, we’ve got potions of hair growth to help you out in case you start feeling a little too shiny on top.

And if you think you’ve got what it takes to survive in a world where even the chickens are rocking toupees, then come on down and show us your skills. Who knows, you might just become the bald king of the server!

So if you’re ready to embrace your inner baldness and have a laugh while doing it, join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, hair today, gone tomorrow!

PutinCraft2025

April 2025, border control, citizenship status, deportation, deportation deadline, expulsion, foreign nationals, government order, illegal migrants, immigration crackdown, Immigration Policy, international relations, migrant population, Migrant workers, migration policy, political decision, putin, PutinCraft2025, residency status, russia, visa regulations

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	6720
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zombie Dances:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

so, like, this server is so lit, even putin is getting in on the action. he’s like, “all u illegal migrants gotta leave russia by april 2025, but u can come chill on this minecraft server instead.”

we got diamond armor for days, like seriously, you’ll be blinging so hard all the other players will be jelly. and the mobs? they’re like, super chill and just wanna hang out.

plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot. only the true legends can find it, so if you think you’re up for the challenge, come join us.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet creeper named steve who loves to blow stuff up? yeah, it’s pretty epic. so what are you waiting for? come join our server and let’s have a blast together!

5000 Ants SMP

ants, Discord Community Building Farming Cooking Vanilla Cozy Relaxing Gameplay Modpack New HermitCraft-esque 16+ LGBTQ+ Java Server SMP Whitelist Custom Welcoming, Modded, smp

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	5824
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	130
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	5000 Ants
Description	A building and farming focused server
Features	Custom modpack, welcoming community, vanilla feel, cozy gameplay
Discord	https://discord.gg/SR9hB7Epgz

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the server focused on?	Building and farming
What does the custom modpack focus on?	Farming, cooking, and building
Is the community welcoming?	Yes, very friendly!
Does the modpack maintain the vanilla feel of Minecraft?	Yes, it does
Who would enjoy playing on this server?	Anyone who loves cozy and relaxing gameplay

Leafy Lagoon 1.20.1

1.20.1, ABSENT, Distance, emotional, Heartache, lagoon, Leafy, longing, longing for you, love, Memories, miss you, miss you leafy, missing you, Nostalgia, pining, Reminiscing, sentimental, separation, thinking of you, wish you were here, yearning

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	8270
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Votes:	8081

Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft, bro? This server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks, man.

Join this server if you want to experience the ultimate virtual reality where pigs fly and creepers do the Macarena.

Forget about boring old reality, come join us where the grass is made of Skittles and the trees are made of cotton candy.

You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget about that time you accidentally punched a villager in the face.

So come on, join us and let’s build a world where the only limit is your imagination. And maybe some pesky Endermen stealing your blocks, but who cares, right? Let’s do this!

GameAddictMC SMP

console gaming, favorite games, GameAddictMC, Gaming, immersive gameplay, long hours of gaming, Mobile Gaming, Modern Gaming, most played, Multiplayer Games, online gaming, PC Gaming, retro gaming, single player games, smp, top video games, video game addiction, video game community, Video game culture, video game streaming, video game tournaments, video games

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	5540
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Enchantments Applied:	117
Farms Harvested:	968	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Secret Passages Found:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind. Like, seriously, it’s like the coolest place ever. We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, and we ride around on flying pigs while battling evil creepers. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a wizard who can summon dragons to do his bidding. It’s insane, bro.

But that’s not even the best part. We have this annual tournament where we all have to fight each other with nothing but carrots as weapons. It’s hilarious, man. And the winner gets a lifetime supply of golden apples. Like, who wouldn’t want that?

So if you’re looking for a totally rad Minecraft experience, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret handshake that involves dancing like a chicken. It’s wild, bro.

CraftyPhoneLand

Communication, connectivity, convenience, CraftyPhoneLand, Daily Life, digital age, digital communication, digital dependency., Digital World, Entertainment, Lifestyle, mobile device, Modern Living, personal device, productivity, screen time, Smartphone, smartphone addiction, social media, tech-savvy, Technology

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	8522
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Animals Bred:	114
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Falling into the Void:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Are you tired of your boring, mundane life where smartphones rule everything? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Our server is a smartphone-free zone where you can escape the clutches of technology and immerse yourself in a world of pixelated adventures.

Join us and embark on epic quests to defeat the evil Phone Boss, who is trying to take over the virtual world with his army of app minions. Use your crafting skills to build epic structures and weapons to take down the Phone Boss once and for all.

But beware, the Phone Boss has some tricks up his sleeve, like sending annoying text messages and making your screen freeze at the worst possible moments. Can you and your fellow players band together to save the Minecraft world from the tyranny of smartphones?

So, if you’re ready to unplug and have a laugh-filled, smartphone-free experience, join our server today! Who needs a smartphone when you can have an axe made out of diamonds, am I right?

TempWorld Minecraft server

Anarchy, Beginner server, come and take away, Free donation, minecraft server, Promotion, PvP, Survival, TempWorld

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	1559
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Demon Skulls Collected:	50
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Beginner server with great potential!

ANARCHY/PvP/Survival

Until the new year there is a promotion with a free donation / free come and take away!

temp-world.ru

New World Consecrated

CET, Consecrated, Discord, Fabric, fabric 1.20.1, GMT+1, Ip:, Lore, Modded, Modpack, Nation building, Religious, Roleplay, Server, Smiting, smp, Timezone, Undead, world, world-building, Zombie Fighting

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	8650
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Astral Projections Made:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

New World Consecrated Server Overview

Server Type	Modded Roleplay SMP
Mod Version	Fabric 1.20.1
Server IP	mc2.vermeeren.biz
Discord Link	Join Discord
Time Zone	CET (GMT+1)

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join the server using the server IP: mc2.vermeeren.biz

Q: What mods are included in the modpack?

A: For a list of mods included, please join our Discord server and download the modpack from there.

Q: What is the server time zone?

A: The server runs on CET (GMT+1) times.

Q: Is there any specific theme for this modded SMP?

A: Yes, the theme revolves around smiting the undead in a roleplay setting.

Pixel Pathways 1.20.4

1.20.4, 2024.., long tail tags, one page thread, opt, pathways, PIXEL, post pages

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	814
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	175	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a virtual time machine but only post pages from 2024!

You can see the future of the internet while building epic structures with your homies.

Imagine mining diamonds while reading about the latest memes and trends from the future.

It’s like living in a parallel universe where everything is wackier and more unpredictable.

Don’t be a square, join now and experience the mind-bending madness of a server that defies all logic and reason!

PixelPheromones

AMBITION, attractive, Authenticity, charisma, Charm, communication skills, compatibility, Confidence, emotional intelligence, Empathy, humor, Integrity, intelligence, Kindness, non-physical, Passion, Personality, PixelPheromones, sense of humor, VALUES, WIT

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	9283
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Towns Built:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you fall head over heels? Look no further than our server! We’ve got players with personalities so charming, you’ll be smitten in no time. From witty banter to hilarious jokes, you’ll never be bored with our community.

Join us for a chance to meet the love of your Minecraft life. Who needs physical traits when you can have a player who can make you laugh until your sides hurt? Plus, rumor has it that our server is built on a heart-shaped island where love is always in the air.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and find your virtual soulmate today!

IsraeliCraft: Palestinian Replacements

construction projects, construction sector, cultural exchange, demographic shift, economic impact, employment, foreign workers, immigration, Indian workers, international workers, Israeli construction industry, IsraeliCraft, job market, Job Opportunities, labor market dynamics, labor migration, labor relations, MIDDLE EAST, Palestinian, palestinians, replacements, skilled labor, Workforce

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	7525
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Reality Warps Survived:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Potions Brewed:	59	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Gods Slained:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE AN EPIC BATTLE BETWEEN INDIAN WORKERS AND PALESTINIANS BUT IN MINECRAFT! JOIN NOW TO SEE WHO WILL BUILD THE BEST HOUSES AND MINE THE MOST DIAMONDS! WILL THE INDIANS TAKE OVER OR WILL THE PALESTINIANS FIGHT BACK WITH TNT CANNONS?! ONLY ONE WAY TO FIND OUT, JOIN THE MADNESS TODAY! 🤣🏗️💣 #MinecraftDrama #BuildOrBoom #JoinTheChaos