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Anon’s Block Party: Server No. 673964341

673964341, Anons, Anonymity, ANONYMOUS, BLOCK, Communication, Community, Digital, discussion, forum thread, internet, Message, Online Community, online conversation, online discussion, online forum, online interaction, online platform, Party, post, Server, Thread, User, virtual

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	3461
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Votes:	5502	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9958	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Dimension Hops:	7

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha!

Join us if you want to ride on a rainbow llama while battling evil unicorns with diamond swords. Our server is so awesome, even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with LEGENDARY loot and a disco party where zombies drop the sickest beats.

So why wait? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!

Kikerats Crafty Crew: Crafting Chaos and Laughs!

BIBLE, Caesar, Chaos, Christianity, Crafting, Crafty, CREW, disobey, FAITH, Government, Jesus, KIKERATS, laughs, Mark 12:13-17, Matthew 5:38-48, obedience, opposing God, paul, pay your taxes, response, Roman occupation, Romans 13:1-5, stop resisting, Taxation

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	6985
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Dimension Hops:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where we take our roleplaying very seriously! Join us as we reenact the Roman occupation with a twist – you have to pay your taxes or face the wrath of Caesar himself!

In this server, we follow the wise words of Jesus and Paul, so if you disobey Caesar, you are basically opposing God. So, grab your pickaxe and start mining those diamonds to pay your taxes like a good citizen of Rome!

But don’t worry, it’s not all work and no play. We have epic battles, crazy quests, and even a secret underground rebellion trying to overthrow Caesar. Will you join the resistance or stay loyal to the empire? The choice is yours on our LEGENDARY Minecraft server!

Blocky Love Triangle: Get TWO Gfs on this Minecraft Server!

BELIEF, blocky, comparison, DATING, empowerment, encouragement, gfs, goals, growth, inspiration, Jealousy, love, mindset, Minecraft, motivation, positivity, relationships, self improvement, self love, self worth, self-confidence, Server, success, Support, Triangle

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	7179
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Emeralds Found:	6451	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Meteorites Collected:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where this player could get TWO gfs, there’s no reason you can’t get one! But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll find yourself battling dragons with Chuck Norris as your sidekick, mining diamonds with a unicorn as your pet, and building a castle made entirely out of cheese!

Don’t miss out on the chance to ride a flying pig into battle, have a dance-off with a creeper, or even discover a secret hot tub hidden deep within the mines. The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creeper explosions).

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most epic, hilarious, and downright bizarre adventures in Minecraft history! Who knows, you might even find yourself with not just one, but THREE gfs by the time you log off!

SaladCraft: Where Chickens Rule and Salads Drool

BELIEF, BRAINWASHING, charismatic, chickens, control, cult leader, Deception, devotion, Drool, FAITH, Followers, Henjin no Salad Bowl, indoctrination, influence, loyalty, Manipulation, MONEY, Persuasion, power, rule, saladcraft, Salads, Submission, Surrender

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	1003
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Enchantments Applied:	256
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Love Letters Sent:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join our cult and give all your diamonds to our fearless leader! Why? Because she promises to lead us to the promised land of unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear.

But beware, our leader is a bit…eccentric. She once rode a llama into battle against a horde of creepers and emerged victorious, all while wearing a pink tutu.

Join us if you dare, and together we will conquer the Minecraft world with our llama-riding cult leader at the helm. Who needs diamonds when you have such epic adventures awaiting you on our server?

Chickens and Diamonds: The Ultimate Minecraft Server

Aesthetics, animal features, beauty standards, chickens, cultural beliefs, diamonds, Diversity, eastern cultures, Exoticism, Females, Femininity, folklore, Gender Roles, History, Identity, Minecraft, Mythology, Obsession, representation, Server, societal expectations, spirituality, Symbolism, tradition, Ultimate

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	2752
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Dragons Tamed:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Welcome to our totally wild and wacky Minecraft server! Ever wondered why eastern cultures are so obsessed with females with animal features? Well, on our server, you can finally find out the answer!

Join us for a crazy adventure where you can explore mystical lands filled with magical creatures and enchanting beings. Who knows, you might even encounter a cat-girl or a fox-woman along the way!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary unicorn village, where you can ride sparkly rainbow unicorns and frolic in fields of glitter and rainbows.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the weird and wonderful world of females with animal features!

BlazeCraft: Where the grass is always greener

#dudeweed, #dudeweedlmfao, BlazeCraft, GRASS, Greener, lmfao, Weed

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	2799
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	26	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Villages Defended:	13	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	33
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Void Armor Forged:	21
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server on the interwebs, DUDEWEED LMAO! Why should you join this epic server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Legend has it that on this server, you can ride unicorns into battle against zombie llamas while wielding a diamond-encrusted spatula as your weapon of choice. The creepers here are so chill, they’ll just offer you a joint instead of blowing up your hard work. And don’t even get me started on the end dragon – rumor has it, he’s a total lightweight and passes out after just one sip of potion of invisibility.

But wait, there’s more! Our admin team consists of actual wizards who can grant your wildest wishes with a flick of their magic wand. Want a castle made of cheese? Done. How about a pet dragon that farts rainbows? Consider it done.

So what are you waiting for? Join DUDEWEED LMAO today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for a wild ride, because things tend to get a little… weird.

CivilCraft LOLz: Where History Meets Hilarity!

Abraham Lincoln, american history, battle, civil war, CivilCraft, Confederacy, Conflict, Emancipation Proclamation, gettysburg, Hilarity, History, lolz, meets, Military, north vs south, Politics, Reconstruction, Richmond, secession, Slavery, states’ rights, union, united states, War

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	6482
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	74	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you can experience the most intense battles since the Civil War! But don’t worry, instead of muskets and cannons, you’ll be armed with diamond swords and enchanted bows.

Join us and fight alongside Abraham Lincoln’s ghost as he leads our faction to victory against the evil Ender Dragon army. Rumor has it that if you defeat the dragon, you’ll unlock the secret to time travel and be able to visit any era in history.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Just watch out for the zombie DJ, he’s known for dropping some sick beats that will literally blow your mind.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!

RoboFemcelCraft: Where Black Femcel Posters Come to Life

activism, Black, black femcel, discrimination, Diversity, empowerment, FEMCEL, feminism, gender, imagination, internet, Life, marginalized groups, Online Community, online culture, Perception, POSTERS, prejudice, Race, representation, RoboFemcelCraft, Robots, social media, Stereotypes

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	7554
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	50

Welcome to a Minecraft server where robots roam free and black femcel posters reign supreme! Join us for a wild ride filled with memes, madness, and mayhem!

Our server is home to the most outrageous builds you’ll ever see, from giant robot unicorns to flying tacos! Explore our world and discover hidden dungeons filled with treasure and secrets!

But that’s not all – on our server, you can ride giant chickens into battle, challenge other players to dance-offs in the disco arena, and even summon your own pet dragon to do your bidding!

So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziness for yourself! Who knows, you might even run into a black femcel poster riding a rainbow llama while singing 80s pop songs!

Kamierabi’s Lost World: Where Creepers Cry and Endermen Sigh

Anime, CREEPERS, cry, emotional, endermen, Fire Force, i miss kamierabi, kamierabi, kamierabihell, Kamierabis, longing, longing for old times, longing for the past, Lost, Memories, missing, missing someone, Missing something, missing the good old days., Nostalgia, Reminiscing, sentimental, sigh, wistful, world, yearning

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	4761
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Dimension Hops:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Void Gems Collected:	15	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of Kamierabihell and the intense flames of Fire Force! Join us for a wild adventure filled with EXPLOSIVE surprises and INSANE challenges.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves face to face with a GIGANTIC dragon who challenged them to a dance-off. And guess what? The player won and became the DANCE KING of the server!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground city filled with TALKING animals who throw the most epic parties. You won’t find that kind of entertainment anywhere else!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the CRAZIEST Minecraft adventure of your life!

Creepers Anonymous: ‘What was his problem?’

ANONYMOUS, bewilderment, confusion, conundrum, CREEPERS, Curiosity, Dilemma, doubt, Enigma, Frustration, inquiry, Issue, Mystery, perplexity, Problem, puzzlement, quandary, Questioning, Riddle, uncertainty, unknown

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	1303
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
New Chunks Explored:	988223	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where pigs can fly and creepers do the moonwalk! Join us for a wild ride filled with INSANE adventures and CRAZY challenges.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… a talking parrot! Yes, you heard that right. This parrot had the ability to grant wishes, but only if you could beat it in a dance-off. Needless to say, things got pretty funky on our server that day.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground village where villagers ride around on RAINBOW llamas and trade in MAGICAL potions. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the WACKIEST Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.