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Unreal Love Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	9534
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sloth on a Sunday afternoon? Well, buckle up buttercup because you’re about to enter a server that will blow your mind faster than a creeper in a TNT factory!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. Build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks and watch as jealous players try to steal your shiny fortress (good luck with that, peasants!).

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to tame a dragon and ride it into the sunset while shooting fireballs at your enemies? Well, on our server, that dream can become a reality. Just be sure to bring some marshmallows for roasting because things are about to get lit!

So why waste your time on other servers when you can join ours and experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure? Trust us, once you’ve played here, you’ll never want to leave. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Bound Minecraft SMP (1996)

$100 bills, 000, 1996, 2.., bound, BOXES, crime thriller, dry cleaning, film noir, Gina Gershon, hanging to dry, ironing, jennifer tilly, Joey Pants, Lesbian, Minecraft, mob business, money laundering, munching., Overnight, romance, smp, Suspense, Washing

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	8674
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Secret Passages Found:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Players Killed by Monsters:	4194

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the wild adventures of Joey Pants, the master of laundering money (literally)! Forget about boring old mob business, this guy can turn $2,000,000 into fresh, clean bills overnight. Who needs to munch on boxes when you can be making bank like Joey Pants? Join now for a chance to witness the most epic money laundering operation in Minecraft history!

MomCraft: No Pay, No Play

caregiving burden, communication breakdown, cutting ties, emotional turmoil, family, family dynamics, financial responsibility, financial stress, financial struggle, Guilt, high paying job, knee replacement surgery, loan debt, misunderstanding, MomCraft, out-of-pocket expenses, Pay, Play, reality check, responsibilities, sacrifice, sibling conflict

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	7562
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
New Chunks Explored:	660389	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from your family drama? Look no further! Join our server where the only tension you’ll feel is when you’re battling it out in PvP!

Forget about your brother asking for money, on our server, the only thing you’ll be asked for is your best building skills and strategic gameplay. No need to worry about taking out loans, just take out your enemies instead!

Join us and escape the real world drama for a world where the only thing you need to worry about is surviving the night. Who needs family arguments when you can have fun and make new friends on our server? So come on, join us and leave the family drama behind!

ArsonCraft: BBC vs Neo-Nazi

arson, ArsonCraft, BBC, confronts, criminal activity, criminal behavior, extremism, extremism in the UK, far right, hate groups, Hate Speech, interview, investigation, Journalism, Media, neo nazi, neonazi, News, racism, rioters, Tips, uk, violence

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	9412
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, just like those rioters in the UK, ya know? but, like, instead of causing chaos and destruction, we’re all about building and creating in minecraft, bro. like, we’re all about peace and love and, like, building epic castles and stuff.

we’ve got this one dude who used to be a neo-nazi, but now he’s all about spreading love and positivity in the minecraft world. he’s, like, our resident expert on building and crafting, and he’s always coming up with the most insane creations.

so, if you’re looking for a server that’s all about good vibes and epic builds, then, like, you gotta join us, bro. plus, our community is, like, totally awesome and supportive, so you’ll never feel alone in the minecraft world.

come join us and let’s build something epic together, bro! peace out!

Meritocracy Myths Craft

Access, business schools, classism, Craft, discrimination, Diversity, economic inequality, education, equality, hard work, innate talent, Meritocracy, Myth, Myths, opportunities, Privilege, Rewards, social mobility, socioeconomic status, success, systemic bias, wealth gap

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	9625
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Buildings Constructed:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Endless Night Skies:	5

so, like, u know how u go to business school and they’re all like “work hard and u will succeed” but then u graduate and u realize it’s all a lie? well, our minecraft server is like the opposite of that! we believe in giving everyone equal opportunities to succeed, no matter how much u suck at mining or building or whatever. come join us and experience a world where meritocracy is just a myth and everyone can be a diamond-hoarding, creeper-fighting legend! plus, we have a secret underground club where we discuss the deeper meaning of minecraft and eat cake. u don’t wanna miss out on that, do u? join us now and let’s smash the system together, one block at a time!

SwipeSMP: Where we might add a sprinkle of vanilla, maybe… if you’re lucky. 1.21 and whitelist included!

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	7207
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	164
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Mostly-Vanilla SMP
Version	1.21
Purpose	Building community, shops, and more

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	Join the server Discord and add the owner on Discord for more information.
What can I do on the server?	Help with builds, create shops, and be part of the community.
Is it a whitelisted server?	It is not mentioned, contact the owner for more information.
Are there any rules on the server?	Rules are usually specified in the Discord server, make sure to read and follow them.

Once Again Minecraft Server

ALERT, assets, assets at risk, Bank of America, bank of america scam, bank run, bank run alert, commodity scarcity, Economy, fargo-esau scheme, financial crisis, Jews, Minecraft, MONEY, ports down, scarcity, Server, strike, Warning, wiping out accounts

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	7998
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Zombie Dances:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Void Gems Collected:	11	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Secret Passages Found:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

🤑💰💸 Ready to join the most chaotic and outrageous Minecraft server ever? Well, get ready for some wild adventures because our server is currently experiencing a BANK RUN ALERT! That’s right, the ports are down for strike and commodity is about to become scarce. But that’s not even the craziest part – the Jews are apparently taking your money and wiping out accounts! 😱

But don’t worry, we’ve got your back. Bank of America is down and running away with your money in a Fargo-Esau scheme! So if you want to save your assets and avoid losing everything, you better join our server and participate in the most epic bank run ever! Who knows, you might even uncover some hidden treasures along the way. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! 💸💰🤑

>Yaoi Legs Minecraft SMP

Anime, bl, boy love, common, fanfiction, fetish, fictional couples, gay romance, gtYaoi, homoeroticism, Legs, LGBTQ, male characters, male/male relationships, Manga, Minecraft, odd, Sexualization, shipping, smp, yaoi, Yaoi legs, yaoi tropes

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	2224
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Astral Projections Made:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4253

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the yaoi legs are oddly common and always on display! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and of course, those fabulous yaoi legs that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

Our server is home to the most outrageous players who will stop at nothing to claim their spot as the top builder, PvPer, or yaoi leg enthusiast. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a newbie just starting out, there’s a place for everyone in our wacky world.

But beware, rumors have it that the yaoi legs are not just for show – they hold mystical powers that can either make or break your Minecraft experience. Will you be brave enough to uncover the secrets behind the yaoi legs and harness their true potential?

So come on, join us and let’s embark on this hilarious journey together. Who knows what kind of madness awaits us in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

MommaCare Minecraft Server

caregiver guilt, caregiver responsibilities, Chronic illness, distant relationship, emotional manipulation, emotional neglect, emotional trauma, family expectations, family obligations., guilt tripping, INDEPENDENCE, long-term resentment, Minecraft, MommaCare, mother-daughter bond, mother-daughter dynamics, neglectful parenting, personal boundaries, professional care, rebuilding relationships, self-care, Server

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	5323
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Are you tired of boring old family drama and emotional baggage? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that real-life nonsense and focus on building your dream world!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about neglectful mothers or guilt trips. Instead, you can create your own independence and live your best blocky life. Who needs a demanding mom when you have a virtual world to conquer?

Forget about feeling torn and conflicted, join us and let your creativity run wild. Build your own empire, explore new lands, and make friends who won’t guilt-trip you into taking care of them.

So why waste your time dealing with family drama when you can join our server and craft your own destiny? Say goodbye to emotional manipulation and hello to endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft!

TipTopTressTrimz

Agreement, Communication, customer service, demo cut, devastation, education event, Ethics, freedom, Hair journey, Hairstylist, Long hair, MODEL, payment, pixie cut, shock, stylist, Tears, Tipping, TipTopTressTrimz, Trust

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	3626
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Mines Excavated:	2284
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Towns Built:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat? Look no further than our server, where the only thing you can trust is the unpredictability!

Join us for a hair-raising adventure as you navigate through twists and turns just like this poor soul’s unexpected pixie cut. Will you emerge victorious or will you be left in tears like our friend here?

With surprises at every turn, you’ll never know what to expect next on our server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride – just make sure to hold onto your hair!