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NeetCraft: Where even the unemployed can mine for diamonds!

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	2950
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7707	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever find! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some CRAZY reasons why:

1. Our server is so LIT that even NEETS are thriving here! We have special quests and challenges just for them, with rewards that will make you RICH in game!

2. Forget about boring benefits of 400€ a month, on our server, NEETS get virtual GOLD raining down on them every single day! Who needs real money when you can be a virtual millionaire?

3. Rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary NEET who became the richest player in the game by doing nothing but NEETING all day long. Will you be the next NEET superstar?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest NEET adventure of your life! Remember, on this server, NEETING is not just a lifestyle, it’s a way of life.

PussyCraft: Where the Blocks Are Always Wet

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	9496
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Falling into the Void:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as her pussy through those Nike Pros! Join us for a chance to experience the craziest and most hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once, a player stumbled upon a hidden diamond mine filled with creepy clowns who only spoke in cat memes. It was a sight to behold, and only those brave enough to join our server can experience such madness.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary chicken army, led by a giant chicken who wears a top hat and monocle. They roam the land, spreading chaos and laughter wherever they go.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and be prepared for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

MemeCraft: LOL Edition

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	5925
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	33	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	92	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Magic Items Found:	7198
Meteorites Collected:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your meme-loving, video-watching, and photo-posting needs!

Join us and experience the craziest adventures in the Minecraft world. Build a house out of diamonds, ride a llama into battle, and battle against a horde of zombie chickens!

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player. He’s always up for a game of musical minecarts or a round of hide and seek in the Nether.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become part of the most insane Minecraft community on the internet! Previous Thread: Click here for more madness!

NukeCraft: Where Countries Battle it Out!

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	6599
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5627	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! We’ve got players from all over the world, including North Korea, Israel, India, Pakistan, UK, France, China, USA, Russia, and even Poopesh Dickshit (yeah, we don’t know either).

Join us for explosive PvP battles where alliances are formed and broken in the blink of an eye. Build your own impenetrable fortress and defend it against raiders who will stop at nothing to steal your precious diamonds.

But that’s not all! We also have ridiculous mini-games like llama racing, chicken jousting, and even a game where you have to survive a zombie apocalypse while wearing a tutu (seriously, it’s a thing).

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community on the planet. Who knows, you might even make friends with Poopesh Dickshit himself!

BlockyBoys R Us: Where Even the Pixels are Hung

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	5782
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3974	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Star Shards Collected:	213	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Buildings Constructed:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Welcome to our insane Minecraft server! Are you ready to embark on a ridiculous adventure filled with shota drama and chaos? Join us now and witness the absolute madness that awaits you!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of deranged players stumbled upon our server and were immediately sucked into a whirlwind of shota shenanigans. They built the most outrageous structures, engaged in epic battles, and even tamed a pack of killer bunnies to do their bidding. It was a sight to behold!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary hung shota – a mythical creature that roams the land, causing chaos wherever it goes. Will you be brave enough to face this monstrous being and emerge victorious?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Bionicle Babes and Blockheads: A Minecraft Adventure

Adventure, animation, Anon, art, Babes, Barriers, Bionicle, Blockheads, Characters, Creation, creativity, design, Fandom, fanfiction, FANTASY, imagination, inspiration, lego, Minecraft, Obstacles, Sexy, Taboos, Toys, Women

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	7425
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6971	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the possibilities are as endless as your imagination! Are you tired of boring old blocky characters? Well, on our server, you can create sexy Bionicle women to spice up your gameplay!

Join us and embark on epic adventures with your new Bionicle companions. Build a fortress together, mine for diamonds, and battle evil mobs side by side. Who knew that the key to success in Minecraft was having a squad of sexy Bionicle women by your side?

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and start creating your dream team of sexy Bionicle women today! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find love in the pixelated world of Minecraft. The possibilities are endless, just like the fun you’ll have on our server. Join now and let the madness begin!

QuirkCraft: My Hero Academia Edition

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	9526
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	83	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Star Shards Collected:	299	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about this server.

Legend has it that this server was created by a group of crazy gamers who were tired of boring old Minecraft servers. They decided to spice things up by adding insane mods and ridiculous challenges that will test your skills to the max.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden diamond mine on this server that is guarded by a pack of angry creepers. If you manage to survive the explosions and make it out with the diamonds, you’ll be hailed as a hero among players.

And let’s not forget about the unbelievable PvP battles that take place on this server. It’s like a gladiator arena, with players fighting to the death for glory and bragging rights. Will you come out on top and be crowned the ultimate Minecraft warrior?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this hilarious and chaotic Minecraft server and experience the adventure of a lifetime! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen.

Pixelated Pleasure Palace 2: The Quest for the Last Jerk

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	4015
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Enchantments Applied:	156	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Magic Items Found:	4942	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Dragons Tamed:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Void Gems Collected:	20	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	10

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can EXPLORE and CREATE to your heart’s content!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden DUNGEON filled with TREASURE beyond their wildest dreams. Legend has it, they are still counting their diamonds to this day!

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you can BATTLE fierce mobs, TEAM UP with other players, and even FLY on a magical unicorn (okay, maybe not that last part, but a player can dream, right?).

So what are you waiting for? Join now and be prepared to have the time of your life! And who knows, maybe you’ll even find the last girl you jerked off to 2…wait, scratch that, that’s just weird. But seriously, join our server, it’s a blast!

Crafty McCraftface: ‘Your country’ Edition

Country, Crafty, Edition, hair status, McCraftface, your country, your hair status

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	9550
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Elemental Crystals Collected:	34
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Votes:	8394
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Potions Brewed:	40
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft player with the most luscious locks of hair you’ve ever seen. Legend has it that anyone who joined their server instantly had their hair transformed into the most fabulous styles imaginable. From rainbow-colored braids to diamond-encrusted ponytails, this server was truly a hair paradise.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest diamond ores you’ll ever find. They say that if you mine deep enough, you’ll uncover a secret cave filled with diamonds the size of your head. Who wouldn’t want to join a server like that?

So come on, join us on this wild adventure and experience the hair-raising fun for yourself. Who knows, you might just walk away with a new hairstyle and a pocket full of diamonds.

LOLcraft: ‘/OKFAMS/ Daily LOLz’

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	1406
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	285	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Crops Grown:	9013	Divine Spears Created:	23
Chimeras Created:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of llamas on a sugar rush? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place in the blocky universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale of legendary adventures and epic battles that will make your diamond sword tremble with excitement!

Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon our server and was greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig while juggling creeper heads. Yes, you read that right! And that was just the beginning of the madness that awaits you on our server. Imagine building a castle made entirely of cake while riding a unicorn through a forest of rainbow trees. Sounds too good to be true, right? But on our server, anything is possible!

Join us now and become part of the OKFAMS community, where you can discuss each member’s favorite block and share your wildest redstone creations. Don’t miss out on the chance to follow our YouTube channels for some insane gameplay videos and hilarious shenanigans that will leave you in stitches.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the pixelated madness and join us on this unforgettable journey through the wackiest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Trust us, you won’t regret it. And remember, keep mining and crafting like there’s no tomorrow!