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HonkCraft Server – Minecraft server

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	3288
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Enchantments Applied:	102	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that is as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage.

Forget about building boring old houses and farms, on our server you’ll be fighting epic battles against Honkai beasts and mastering powerful skills like a true warrior. And if you think you’ve seen it all, think again because we have exclusive content that will blow your mind!

Join now and be part of the craziest Minecraft server in existence. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Just make sure to read the rules before joining, we don’t want any Endermen causing chaos in the village. See you in the game, fellow adventurers!

CAPTCHALess Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	1891
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3659
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	64	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even the CAPTCHAs are out of control! Join us if you want to live on the edge and risk having your identity stolen by accidentally sharing your CAPTCHA with a stranger. Who knows what kind of chaos will ensue when you join this server – maybe you’ll end up trading your diamonds for a llama named Carl who speaks fluent Pig Latin. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

TherapyCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	2546
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	190	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Towns Built:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old houses and mines for diamonds all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wild and wacky Minecraft server where we have more drama than a soap opera!

Imagine a server where long-lost siblings come out of the woodwork and demand your attention and help, just like in a crazy family reunion gone wrong. You’ll be dodging DMs and awkward family meetings faster than you can say “I didn’t sign up for this!”

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you have to deal with family drama, but you’ll also have to navigate the treacherous waters of foster care and questionable parentage. It’s like a reality show, but in Minecraft form!

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your life choices, join us now! Who needs diamonds when you have long-lost siblings begging for your help? It’s a Minecraft experience like no other!

DollDramaCraft

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	495
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9914
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	1775
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Mines Excavated:	3608

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take doll pranks to a whole new level! Join us for a chance to prank your friends by destroying their precious dolls in the most outrageous ways possible.

Imagine the look on their faces when they find their beloved doll with ripped hair, missing limbs, and drawn-on eyes! It’s all in good fun, right?

But be warned, the reactions may vary from tears to screams of anger. Just like in the story of Tom and the doll, things can get heated real quick. So come join us for some wild and crazy pranks that will leave everyone questioning if they overreacted over a doll or not.

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and let the doll pranks begin!

Ez2EnterHrd2Exit – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	9912
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Buildings Constructed:	36
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Our Minecraft SMP server, of course! Once you step foot into our world, you’ll never want to leave. Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons why you should join us:

1. Our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any creepers or skeletons that come your way. Plus, they’re hilarious to watch in action.

2. We have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players are invited to. Get ready to dance your blocky butt off!

3. Legend has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear somewhere in the world. Will you be the lucky one to find it?

4. Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creature of all: the rainbow unicorn pig. Yes, you read that right. And yes, it’s as amazing as it sounds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious adventures of your blocky life!

FreeAppMagicMC

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	749
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Votes:	9284
Villages Defended:	20	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Ores Mined:	1247	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds! Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens, riding pigs into battle, and building castles made entirely of cheese (yes, you read that right).

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret hidden level where you can ride on the back of a flying llama while shooting fireballs out of a diamond-encrusted bazooka. And did we mention that our server has a built-in teleportation system that can transport you to a land filled with talking cows and dancing creepers?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! And did we mention that it’s all completely free? It’s like finding a diamond block in a pile of dirt – pure magic!

Cluckin’ Nasrallah’s Minecraft Mayhem

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	9089
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	1070	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where we hunt chickens like nasrallah but with more success!! we have epic battles and crazy adventures that will make you pee your pants with excitement. our community is full of hilarious players who will make you laugh until you cry. plus, we have the most epic builds and minigames that will blow your mind. so what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the chicken hunting madness!

CerealFirstToothpasteNext

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	4451
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Dimension Hops:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12

come join our epic minecraft server where the players are as wild as a herd of llamas on a sugar rush! we got players who pour cereal before milk, like who does that? they probably also brush their teeth before wetting the toothbrush, absolute madlads! if you want to be part of this crazy gang, join us now and experience the chaos for yourself! we promise you won’t regret it, unless you’re a normal person who likes things in the right order, then maybe stay away. but if you’re a rebel who likes to live life on the edge, then this is the server for you! come on, what are you waiting for? brush those teeth and hop on in!

☀️ Sunburnt SMP: Where the Custom Fish come with Sunglasses! 🕶️ Featuring Weekly Challenges, PvP (only if you forget your sunscreen), and NO Resets! 🐟🎣

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	529
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Magic Items Found:	4488	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	86
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Votes:	4491	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Server IP	play.shaded.gg
Discord	https://discord.gg/XsqPJgjTeR
TikTok	https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTNW7GqCk/

Overview:

Hello, fellow Minecrafters! Are you ready to embark on an unforgettable Minecraft adventure? Look no further than Shaded, the ultimate SMP survival server that’s taking the Minecraft world by storm in 2024!

Features:

NEW! Fishing Log
NEW! Lobster Pots
NEW! PvP Arena
Land Claiming and Grief Prevention
Custom Gear, Economy, Shops, and Auctions
Free (Vote) Ranks, Kits, and Perks
Quests, Events, and (Weekly) Challenges

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: How can I join Shaded?

A: Simply copy and paste the server IP play.shaded.gg into your Minecraft client.

Q: Is PvP mandatory on the server?

A: No, PvP on Shaded is entirely optional. Players can choose to participate based on their preferences.

Q: How can I protect my creations on the server?

A: Shaded offers a robust land claiming and grief prevention system to ensure the safety and security of player builds.

Q: Can I earn free ranks, kits, and perks on Shaded?

A: Yes, players can earn free ranks, kits, and perks through voting on the server.

Q: Are there regular quests and events on Shaded?

A: Yes, players can engage in thrilling quests, participate in events, and tackle weekly challenges to stay engaged and rewarded.

Q: Is Shaded a cross-platform server?

A: Yes, Shaded unites Java and Bedrock players, offering a seamless gaming experience for all.

For more information and updates, join our Discord, follow us on Twitter, and check out our website. We look forward to welcoming you to the Shaded family!

RoboFinger Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	8124
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	New Chunks Explored:	729500
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Farms Harvested:	409
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have robots that can help you with all your… uh, personal needs. Need a hand (or a robot hand) in the shower? We got you covered! Join our server and let the robots take care of you in ways you never imagined possible. Who knew Minecraft could be so… stimulating? Join now for a truly unforgettable experience!