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Safety & Effectiveness Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	4145
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the virtual world!

Join our server and embark on a quest to uncover the hidden treasures of the Trump Tower, rumored to be filled with riches beyond your wildest dreams. But be warned, the tower is guarded by a gang of mischievous creepers who are loyal to their leader, the one and only Trump himself!

But that’s not all, rumor has it that Trump has hidden secret messages in the form of redstone contraptions all over the server. Crack the code and you may just unlock the ultimate power-up that will make you the most powerful player in the game!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the thrill of a lifetime? Trust us, this server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon is jealous!

Obsessed with Trying Minecraft SMP Normalize Sex Before Love

Beliefs, Commitment, DATING, deep connections, emotional attachment, emotional connection, emotional intimacy, Intimacy, love, love over sex, meaningful relationships, Minecraft, modern dating, Normalize, normalize sex, obsessed, prioritize, relationships, ROMANTICIZE, sex, smp, societal norms, trivialize, VALUES

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	6819
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1543	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our players are on a mission to normalize the most absurd things, like eating cake with a fork and wearing diamond armor to bed. But their latest obsession? Normalizing sex before love because they believe it’s the key to unlocking the ultimate power in the game.

Join us if you want to witness players building heart-shaped houses for their one-night stands or organizing speed dating events in the Nether. Who needs love when you have a diamond pickaxe, am I right?

But be warned, things can get pretty wild on this server. Rumor has it that one player tried to propose to a creeper thinking it was their soulmate. And don’t even get me started on the love triangle that formed between a player, a villager, and a wandering trader.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as unpredictable as it is hilarious, come join us! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a bucket of water to cool things down when they get too steamy.

Brazil Numba One Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	3722
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Potions Brewed:	149	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of Brazilian players discovered a magical portal that transported them to a land filled with diamonds, emeralds, and endless possibilities. They quickly realized that Brazil was truly “numba one” in Minecraft skills, and they wanted to share their greatness with the world.

Join this server if you want to learn the secret dance of the Brazilian Minecraft gods, which will give you superhuman mining abilities and the power to summon a pet parrot to follow you around and sing Justin Bieber songs. Not convinced yet? How about this – every full moon, a giant boss mob in the shape of a giant pineapple appears, and only the bravest players can defeat it and claim its loot of enchanted golden bananas.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild adventure and become a part of the Brazil numba one Minecraft family. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even question your sanity along the way. It’s gonna be a wild ride, my friend.

SMP Minecraft SMP: /sus/ Thread #1061 – U.R. SUCK Edition

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	7071
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Meteorites Collected:	0
Astral Projections Made:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Dragon Eggs Found:	9394	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Towns Built:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

But wait, there’s more! How about joining us for some “Asgore Angst” where the drama is so intense, even the creepers are shedding tears. And don’t forget to check out “Forever Young” where age is just a number and we’re all perpetually stuck in a state of eternal youth.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a tail sensation or heading off to college in the world of Minecraft. The possibilities are endless, and the fun never stops on our server!

SplashCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	1228
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	88	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: you’re swimming in sponsors, getting free stuff left and right just for playing. And get this – one time, a player actually got to play a game with Hitler in it and totally destroyed his ball! Talk about a legendary moment in gaming history. So come join us on this wild and wacky server where anything can happen – you won’t regret it!

The Jobbed Itis Minecraft SMP

Cards, Competition, Couch, Defeat, Disappointment, Event, exhaustion, holiday, Itis, Jobbed, Loss, Minecraft, smp, Struggle, Thanksgiving, Thanksplosion Battle Royal, Thrown, winning, wrestling, wrestling match

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	1924
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	279
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	28
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Magic Items Found:	1068
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP for the chance to battle it out in epic events like the Thanksplosion Battle Royal! Will you be able to defeat the mighty Itis and claim victory, or will you end up jobbing like our unfortunate friend here? Only one way to find out – join us today and embark on wild adventures, crazy battles, and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until you fall off your couch!

Game On Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	2524
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

Have you ever wanted to bring all your favorite video game characters together in one epic adventure? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place for you! Picture this: Mario, Sonic, Master Chief, and even Pikachu teaming up to take on the Ender Dragon.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has custom mini-games like “Hot Potato with Creeper” where you have to pass around a live Creeper before it explodes. And don’t forget about our “Zombie Dance Party” where the undead get down and boogie to thriller.

Join us now and experience the most insane crossover event in Minecraft history. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become best friends with your favorite video game character!

Dolphins @ Packers Thanksgivingbowl Minecraft SMP Thread

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	1328
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	36
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	45	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle against a horde of evil chickens, and even have dance parties with creepers! Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face here.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco club where all the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond armor guarded by a pack of friendly wolves wearing sunglasses.

So come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Incompetent Craft Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	2590
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	2	New Chunks Explored:	860328
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers filled with basic players and lackluster builds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all things wacky and wild! Join us for a chance to ride on rainbow-colored llamas, battle evil unicorns, and build your very own floating castle made entirely out of cheese!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a creature so rare and majestic that it lays diamond eggs instead of regular ones. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with dancing pandas and talking trees.

So why waste your time on those other boring servers when you can join us for a truly epic and out-of-this-world Minecraft experience? Don’t be a BBC porn spammer, be a diamond egg collector!

BTC 2013 Sold 2018 Minecraft SMP

Bitcoin, Blockchain, btc, cryptocurrency, Digital Currency, emotional investing, financial decision, financial literacy, hindsight, impulsive decision, Investment, learning experience, long-term investment., Loss, market timing, Minecraft, personal finance, profit, regret, smp, SOLD, speculative asset, Trading

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	4435
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Towns Built:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Are you tired of being a financial flop like this guy who sold his Bitcoin too early? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, you can become a virtual millionaire by mining virtual diamonds and trading with virtual villagers! Who needs real-life investments when you can be rolling in Minecraft riches?

Join us on our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Notch’s Golden Apple, rumored to grant the player unlimited power and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots. But beware, as the evil Ender Dragon lurks in the shadows, waiting to steal your loot and crush your dreams.

So why waste your time with boring real-world investments when you can join our Minecraft SMP and become a virtual billionaire? Don’t be a financial flop like that guy who sold his Bitcoin too early – join us today and start your journey to Minecraft riches!