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Blocky Dicks & Bricks: Where Size Matters

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	663
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Star Shards Collected:	71
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Astral Projections Made:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate all types of players, even the ones who think they have “undesired traits” in the real world!

Are you a short cute boy who can’t seem to catch a break with the ladies? Fear not, for on our server, you will be adored by all!

Are you a fat guy who feels like no one appreciates your curves? Well, here, your chunkiness is celebrated and loved by all!

Are you a bald dude who is tired of being overlooked? Join us, where your shiny head will be the envy of all!

Even if you are an Indian man or an artist, who are often seen as “undesirable” in the dating world, on our server, you will find your perfect match!

But hey, we do have one rule – if you have a sub-6-incher, you can complain about that. We totally get it. But other than that, no more whining about not being able to find a girlfriend!

So come on over to our server and let your Minecraft character find love and acceptance in a world where being neurotic and insecure is totally cool!

Skillz4Days Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	2222
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	172	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Buildings Constructed:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	3

If you join our Minecraft SMP, you’ll instantly gain the skill of flying like a majestic chicken! Imagine soaring through the skies, clucking at your enemies and dropping eggs on their heads. No more walking around like a mere mortal, now you can rule the skies with your poultry powers!

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to a secret underground society of dancing llamas who will teach you the art of breakdancing. You’ll be spinning on your head and kicking your legs in the air like a pro in no time. Who knew llamas had such sick moves?

So come join us and unlock your hidden talents in the most absurd and hilarious ways possible. Who needs boring old real-life skills when you can have flying chicken powers and llama breakdancing expertise? It’s time to level up in the most ridiculous way possible!

RedditMineCrafters

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	2817
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Alien Abductions:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us for the chance to stumble upon secret treasure chests filled with enchanted diamond blocks, or maybe even encounter a rare breed of zombie pigmen riding on flying pigs.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes!

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life!

Nuke-FreeCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	7346
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	80	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Love Letters Sent:	11	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	3

lol imagine if putin just went all boom boom with nukes in ukraine like a crazy villager in minecraft blowing up everything in sight. well, on our server, we promise NO nukes will be used, unless it’s to blow up a giant statue of a creeper or something. join us for a wild ride of blocky chaos and epic battles. plus, you might even run into steve from accounting who swears he’s a pro at building pixel art but really just makes giant phallic structures. trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the madness.

CraftyShmonaRocket

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	3065
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Potions Brewed:	30	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

come join our minecraft server, where the only rockets you’ll see are the ones you shoot out of a tnt cannon! no hezbollah here, just epic battles and crazy builds. we promise no one will be killed (unless you count falling off a cliff while mining for diamonds lol). join us for a blast (literally) and see why our server is the bomb (not literally, please don’t blow up our spawn point). let’s mine and craft our way to victory, one block at a time!

Not in My Backyard Abortion Zone

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	7861
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension Hops:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Void Armor Forged:	13
Dragon Eggs Found:	2561	Animals Bred:	116
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Farms Harvested:	454	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

hey u, yeah u! are u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well, do i have the server for u!

imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers dance the macarena. that’s right, on our server, anything is possible!

join us and experience the thrill of building your own empire, battling dragons, and finding hidden treasures in the depths of the mines.

plus, we have the best parties in town! every friday night, we host a massive block party where players can show off their best dance moves and compete in epic building competitions.

so why wait? join us now and see why everyone is talking about the craziest, most outrageous minecraft server around!

Capy World: Where the diamonds flow like melted butter 🦙🌟🍀

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	3258
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Enchantments Applied:	191
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Welcome to Capy World!

A cozy 18+ Java server (1.21) with a small group of active players and some serious building talent!

Our next big project: turning the shopping district into a full town—zoo, museum, mall, and all!

What we offer:

Shopping District	Build your own shop, explore the district, and save yourself some time by spending your diamonds at someone’s store!
Spooky Vibes	Join our Halloween base contest! We have fun prizes like diamonds and netherite for the winner.
Safe & Sound	We stay grief-free with land claims and coreprotect.
Explore Easily	Set homes, use warps and RTP around the world for quick navigation!
Plan on Staying?	Stick around for 2 weeks to receive our “Friend” role: you’ll unlock /fly and /kittycannon!

Sound like something you’d like to try out? Our discord server is linked on my profile, but you can also add me on Discord (gwostea) to join! 🙂

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join by adding “gwostea” on Discord and following the instructions provided.
Is there an age requirement?	Yes, this server is only for players aged 18 and above.
Can I build in the shopping district?	Yes, players are encouraged to build their own shops in the shopping district.
How can I participate in the Halloween base contest?	Details for the contest will be announced on the server and Discord. Stay tuned for updates!

Crafty Kingdom – Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	3981
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Buildings Constructed:	35	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	146	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Void Armor Forged:	14
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride through the Lands Between, where you can team up with your friends and take on epic quests to defeat powerful enemies.

With our latest patch, we’ve added new features and fixed bugs to make your gaming experience even more enjoyable. Plus, our character planners will help you create the ultimate warrior to conquer all challenges that come your way.

But that’s not all – our interactive map will guide you through the treacherous terrain, and our group password “erg” will grant you access to exclusive areas and rewards. And if you dare to touch the Bloodstain, who knows what secrets you may uncover!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember, in the Lands Between, anything can happen – so be prepared for the unexpected!

””> International Break Minecraft SMP””

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	6345
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Animals Bred:	112	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Void Armor Forged:	11	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like the international break of Minecraft SMPs!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and unexpected plot twists that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy, a hidden treasure map that leads to a portal to the Nether, and a group of mischievous villagers who are always up to no good.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the international break of Minecraft SMPs like never before!

CrushCraft SMP: Heart Eyes 😍

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	2861
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Demon Skulls Collected:	44
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	63	Dragon Eggs Found:	911

Join our Minecraft SMP and find your true love! Our server is filled with romantic adventures and love potions that will make your heart flutter. Who needs dating apps when you can find your soulmate while mining for diamonds?

We have a legendary love story of two players who met on our server and built a castle together. It was so romantic that even the creepers shed a tear. Join us and create your own epic love saga!

Plus, rumor has it that if you find the rare Heart-Shaped Block hidden deep within our world, your crush will instantly fall for you. Who needs chocolates and flowers when you have pixelated romance?

So come join our Minecraft SMP and let the love games begin! Who knows, you might just find your player two.

BlockyLoveQuest

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	3862
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Forget about love languages and compatibility tests, the real test of a relationship is surviving on our Minecraft server together! Join us and see if your bond can withstand the challenges of building, mining, and surviving in a world filled with creepers, zombies, and lava pits. Who needs couples therapy when you can just fight off a horde of skeletons together? Plus, rumor has it that diamonds are a girl’s best friend, so why not mine them together and prove your love in pixels and blocks? Join us and see if your relationship can survive the ultimate test – surviving in Minecraft!