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CraftyDoers & LazyBuilders

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	7453
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Void Gems Collected:	21	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where pigs fly and cows do the macarena. we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the djs and the zombies are the dance floor.

we have a special potion that turns you into a unicorn for 24 hours, so you can prance around and spread glitter everywhere. our community is full of friendly trolls who will build you a castle out of diamonds and rainbows.

if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary golden carrot that grants you three wishes from a magical chicken. and don’t forget about our annual potato sack race, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted pickaxes.

so come on down to our crazy minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding sheep).

ChunkyCraft

ChunkyCraft, fertility, health risks, hormonal imbalance, lifestyle diseases., male infertility, male reproductive health, mens health, obesity, obesity complications, obesity effects, obesity impact, obesity research., overweight, reproductive health, reproductive system, semen quality, sperm count, sperm motility, weight and fertility, weight management

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	750
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	71	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much fun, you’ll forget about your weight problems! our server is so lit that even your sperm will thank you for joining! we have crazy challenges that will make you sweat out those extra pounds while building the sickest creations in the blocky world. who needs a gym when you can get fit and have a blast with us? join now and watch your sperm quality improve as you play!

MineActors Minecraft Server

Actors, advocacy, artists, compensation, creative work, entertainment industry, equality, fair pay, fair treatment, fair wages, industry standards, labor rights, MineActors, Minecraft, Pay, Respect, Server, talent, Value, Voice actors, voiceover, wages, WORTH..

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	6161
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Runes Activated:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Emeralds Found:	5004
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Are you tired of joining Minecraft servers where the voice acting is as bland as a piece of stale bread? Well, look no further because our server pays voice actors what they’re fucking worth! That’s right, you’ll be greeted with hilarious and immersive voiceovers that will make you feel like you’re living in a wacky cartoon world.

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground society of talking chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Join us and help the chickens achieve world domination, or maybe just enjoy some delicious chicken nuggets along the way.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy appetite for chaos!

BaraCraft – Pool Party Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	8672
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Buildings Constructed:	38	Potions Brewed:	166
Enchantments Applied:	269	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	165	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have transformed the game into a pool party extravaganza! Dive into our pixelated paradise and splash around with your friends in our virtual pools.

Join us on this server for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures. Swim with dolphins, build sandcastles, and even ride on the backs of giant squids! The possibilities are endless in our aquatic wonderland.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground lair where you can battle evil mermaids and uncover hidden treasures. Will you be brave enough to explore the depths of our mysterious underwater world?

So come on, grab your swimsuit and sunscreen, and join us on our Minecraft server for a pool party like no other. Just be sure to watch out for creepers trying to crash our splash-tastic fun!

DoggoHouse Minecraft Server

Apology, Border Collie, Communication, dog behavior, dog training, DoggoHouse, Dogs, golden retriever, house rules, Minecraft, misunderstanding, Neighborly, parenting, pet etiquette, pet manners, pet ownership, pet-friendly, pet-friendly homes, Playdate, playdate etiquette, Respect, Server, social norms

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	8918
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Mines Excavated:	1171	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Dimension Hops:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where bringing your dogs to drop off your kid is not only allowed, but encouraged! We love furry friends here and believe they add a special touch to any playdate.

Join us for a wild adventure where you can bring your border collie and golden retriever along for the ride. Our server is filled with dog-friendly activities, from digging up bones to chasing creepers away. Who needs coffee when you have a loyal canine companion by your side?

Don’t worry about asking for permission to bring your dogs, we welcome all furry friends with open arms (or paws). Our community is all about embracing the chaos and having a good time, so come join us for a howling good time!

So, if you’ve ever been scolded for bringing your dogs to a playdate, fear not! Join our server and let your pups roam free as you embark on epic Minecraft adventures. Who knows, maybe your dogs will even become legendary heroes in the world of blocks and pixels!

NoMobilityNoProblem

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	5435
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Meteorites Collected:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	7635
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	8247
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of standing up to entitled passengers like the wheelchair warrior! We don’t discriminate against anyone, but we do have a strict policy against rude behavior. So if you’re looking for a server where you can stand your ground and defend your non-priority seat with pride, then this is the place for you. Plus, who knows, you might even encounter some wild wheelchair ramp shenanigans along the way. So come on in and show that entitled granny who’s boss!

DreamJobMC Server

career, dream career, dream job, Dream lifestyle, dream profession, DreamJobMC, fantasy job, fulfillment, Happiness, ideal job, luxury, no financial constraints, no limitations, Passion, perfect job, purpose, satisfaction, Server, ultimate job, unlimited opportunities, unlimited resources

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	1093
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Ores Mined:	6391
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Are you tired of the real world grind and dreaming of a job where money is no issue? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and become the Supreme Overlord of Potato Farming, where you can rule over fields of spuds and command an army of potato minions to do your bidding.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can also become the Grand Poobah of Chicken Wrangling, where you’ll be tasked with herding chickens through treacherous obstacle courses and competing in epic chicken dance-offs to prove your dominance.

And if that’s not enough excitement for you, how about becoming the Chief Executive Officer of Llama Llamas Inc., a prestigious llama breeding company where you’ll be responsible for creating the fluffiest and most fashionable llamas in all the land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and live out your wildest job fantasies in a world where money is no object and the possibilities are endless!

NoMoreCreeper grief

bad habits, burden, Choice, decision, doubt, Eliminate, fear, Grief, Insecurity, Life, Negativity, NoMoreCreeper, overthinking, perfectionism, procrastination, regret, self-criticism, self-doubt, self-sabotage, stress, toxic relationships, worry

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	5128
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4055	Gods Slained:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	8812	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Secret Passages Found:	3
New Chunks Explored:	446278	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

If you could eliminate one thing from your life, it should definitely be the boring Minecraft servers you’ve been playing on! Join our server and say goodbye to the mundane world of mining and crafting.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers. They couldn’t believe their eyes! But that’s not all, they also discovered a secret underground dungeon where players could battle it out in epic PvP battles while riding on the backs of giant chickens. It was absolute chaos, and they loved every minute of it.

So, if you’re tired of the same old Minecraft experience, come join us on our server and embark on a wild and wacky adventure like no other. Who knows what kind of ridiculous shenanigans you’ll get into next? Join now and let the craziness begin!

CraftyKids Minecraft Server

Abuse, advocacy, Beaten, central america, child rights, children, children’s rights, CraftyKids, detained, detention centers, el salvador, HRW, HUMAN RIGHTS, human rights watch, injustice, international law, legal action, Minecraft, Server, Tortured, Trauma, violations, violence, vulnerable populations

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	3956
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5188
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

lol u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can escape from the horrors of real life like being detained, beaten, and tortured? well do i have the server for u! come join us where u can build ur own virtual paradise and never worry about being tortured by some evil dictator again! plus, we have over 60 children who can vouch for how great our server is, they love it so much they never wanna leave! so come join us and leave all ur real life problems behind, cuz in our server, anything is possible, even escaping from a human rights nightmare!

BananaCraft: Cocaine Edition

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	1873
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Love Letters Sent:	18
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta check out this cray cray Minecraft server, fam! It’s like finding six tonnes of cocaine in a banana shipment – totally unexpected and wild, bro!

We got pigs flying around like they’re on a magic carpet ride, and creepers doing the cha-cha slide in the corner. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they’re throwing raves every night and serving up potions that’ll make you see unicorns, man!

Join this server if you wanna experience the most epic and insane Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust me, it’s gonna be a ride you won’t forget – just like finding that cocaine in the bananas, amirite? Let’s get this party started, woohoo!