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UnluckySurname in Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	7587
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Potions Brewed:	35	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Are you tired of being stuck in a boring old world where everyone has normal last names like Smith or Johnson? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is filled with players with the most unfortunate last names you’ve ever seen! From Butts to Farts, we’ve got it all!

Join our server for a chance to meet the legendary player with the last name “Poopface” who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes. Or maybe you’ll run into the infamous player known as “Pickle Rick” who built an entire castle out of, you guessed it, pickles!

So why wait? Join our wacky world today and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive among the most hilariously named players in Minecraft history!

StreamerFailCraft

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	486
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runes Activated:	3	Love Letters Sent:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Have you ever seen a streamer accidentally set their entire Minecraft world on fire because they thought they were holding a torch but it was actually a flint and steel? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and hilarity as we promise to provide you with the most ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft experience you’ve ever had. From building giant statues of llamas to organizing massive pig races, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come on over and join the fun – just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt!

Mouth Microbe Mayhem

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	5026
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6106
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Secret Passages Found:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

join this epic minecraft server where we have more than a dozen bacterial species living in our mouths for a 50% increased chance of developing head and neck squamous cell carcinoma! who needs diamonds when you can have cancer-causing bacteria as your loyal companions? come join the fun and see if you can survive longer than your dentist predicts!

Akoot & Co: Where the cows run the show and the creepers are just tryna fit in! 🐄💥

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	3969
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Towns Built:	8


Our crossplay server is a chill, semi-vanilla Minecraft community with a fresh world and quality-of-life enhancements carefully crafted to offer the finest Minecraft experience possible. In our open beta phase, we invite you to join us as one of the pioneering members of our growing community.

Features

Unlimited Homes
Discord Server	(Discord + Minecraft integration)
World Map	(dynmap)
Bedrock support	(Geyser)
No pesky land claims	(Honor system + rollbacks)
KeepInventory	(Optional per player!)
Timed Ranks / Custom Titles
Text Formatting	(+Gradients!)
Brewery	(nothing game-breaking, just a treat!)

Delight yourself with unlimited homes, a grief-free environment (thanks to our rollback system), and a seamlessly integrated Discord chat system. Explore our world map online and experience the game like never before. Best of all, this exceptional experience comes to you entirely free of charge! This is your once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to become part of a community that values creativity, the power of friendship, object shows, and the joy of Minecraft! Join us now, and let’s embark on this unforgettable journey together!

No application required! Just launch the game and play!

IP: akoot.co

Bedrock IP: mc.akoot.co

Version: 1.21.1

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is there land claiming?	No, we operate on an honor system with rollback support.
Can I have multiple homes?	Yes, you have unlimited homes on our server.
Do you support Bedrock edition?	Yes, we support Bedrock edition through Geyser.
Is there a limit to player inventory?	No, you can choose to have KeepInventory enabled.
How can I join your Discord server?	You can join our Discord server by visiting here.

Witchfire Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	7079
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Emeralds Found:	1232	Astral Projections Made:	2
Magic Items Found:	3052	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	193
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience. Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a diamond the size of a house. But that’s not all, they also discovered a secret portal that led them to a land filled with flying pigs and talking cows. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is so lit, even the creepers dance to the beat of the music. So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. Trust me, it’s fucking kino.

Danganronpa General Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	279
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Buildings Constructed:	30	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Divine Spears Created:	21

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the creepers are actually friendly and the zombies break out into dance parties at night.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground village of llamas who have mastered the art of llama yoga. Join them for a relaxing session and unlock hidden llama powers to help you conquer the Minecraft world.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the ability to fly for 30 seconds. Who needs an elytra when you have magical carrots?

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new level of craziness!

BrokeButLovingIt – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	521
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Divine Spears Created:	20	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Mines Excavated:	4927
Players Killed by Monsters:	1201	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

Are you tired of spending all your diamonds on fancy date nights in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you! Join us for some budget-friendly fun where the only thing you’ll be spending is your time (and maybe a few cobblestones).

Our community is filled with players who know how to have a good time without breaking the bank. From building elaborate roller coasters out of dirt blocks to hosting underground dance parties in abandoned mineshafts, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

And if you’re looking for love, you’re in luck! We’ve had more Minecraft weddings than we can count, and rumor has it that our resident matchmaker is a creeper who’s never missed a shot with his bow and arrow.

So come on down to our SMP and see why we’re the hottest spot for budget-friendly fun in the Minecraft universe. Who needs expensive date nights when you can have a blast with us for free?

WeekCraft Warriors

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	5386
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	52	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

On our Minecraft server, every day is a strong day of the week because our players are constantly lifting virtual blocks like they’re in a virtual CrossFit competition. Join us and you’ll feel the burn in your pixelated muscles as you mine, build, and battle your way to the top. Who needs a gym membership when you can get ripped in the world of blocks and creepers? Come flex your virtual muscles with us!

MediCraft420: Ukraine Edition

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	9091
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	16

Yo, so like, this server is like the medical marijuana of Minecraft servers, bro. We got Ukrainian officials approving all kinds of crazy conditions for you to join, like if you’re addicted to building giant statues of potatoes or if you can’t stop mining diamonds for more than 24 hours straight. It’s all legal here, man. Plus, we got this new law that says you can ride pigs into battle against evil mobs. So come on down and get your dose of Minecraft madness, you won’t regret it, dude!

Eco Trash Bash

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	5699
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are all about building and surviving? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is all about saving the environment, one block at a time. We got biodegradable microplastics all up in this place, helping to clean up the virtual world while you play.

Join us and you’ll be helping to save the digital dolphins and pixelated penguins. Plus, rumor has it that if you collect enough biodegradable microplastics, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a rainbow unicorn through a field of virtual flowers.

So come on down to our server and get your eco-friendly game on. Who knew saving the environment could be so much fun? Let’s get green, baby!