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Dexter’s DNA-Free Hair Haven

blood spatter, cover up, crime scenes, criminal, dark passenger, Dexter, Dexter Morgan, Dexters, Dna, DNAFree, Evidence, Focused, Forensic, hair, Haven, investigation, meticulous, Miami Metro, serial killer, Suspense, Thriller, tv show, Vigilante

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	9092
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Chimeras Created:	2
Magic Items Found:	9000	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Crops Grown:	5196	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have dexter running around trying to clean up his crime scenes but forgetting to wear a hairnet! it’s a wild ride of murder and mayhem, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! join now for the chance to witness dexter’s hair-raising adventures and maybe even help him solve a crime or two. who needs csi when you have minecraft? come on, you know you want to be a part of this crazy world!

GeneSkinCraft: Treat Rare Disorders!

Dermatology, disorders, epidermolytic ichthyosis, Gene therapy, GeneSkinCraft, genetic disorders, genetic medicine, genetic therapy, healthy skin transplantation, ichthyosis with confetti, Innovative treatments, Japanese researchers, medical breakthroughs, Medical research, rare, rare diseases, rare skin conditions, skin care, skin disorders, skin health, skin regeneration, skin transplants, skin treatments, Treat

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	4484
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Enchantments Applied:	277	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Villages Defended:	12	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

LOLZ JOIN DIS SERVER IF U WANNA BE TREATED LIKE A RARE SKIN DISORDER! JAPANESE RESEARCHERS GONNA USE UR OWN GENES TO MAKE U FEEL LIKE A NEW PERSON! SAY GOODBYE TO EPIERMOLYTIC ITCHYOSIS AND HELLO TO ICHTHYOSIS WITH CONFETTI! WE GONNA TRANSPLANT HEALTHY SKIN ON U LIKE A FANCY MAKEOVER! COME JOIN US AND BECOME A WHOLE NEW YOU, LITERALLY! #SKINMAKEOVERS #GENETICMAGIC #MINECRAFTFUN

MoistCraft: Where water slides are the main mode of transportation!

accurateBlockPlacement, antiCheatsDisabled, carefulBreak, carpet rules, commandPlayer, ctrlqCraftingFix, decorators, defaultLoggers, dragonEggBedrockBreaking, flippinCactus, fogOff, Grinders, lagFreeSpawning, Main, missingTools, Mode, MoistCraft, progress updates, renewableSand, Slides, smp, stackableShulkerBoxes, Transportation, updateSuppressionCrashFix, Water, Whitelist, xpNoCooldown

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	5252
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Villages Defended:	10
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

MoistCraft Overview:

Server Name	MoistCraft
Launch Date	October 2021
Server Focus	Large scale projects, skill improvement

FAQs (Frequently Asked Questions):

Q: How can I apply to join MoistCraft?

A: To apply, please join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/KPTCc8ZMVY. We will ask you to fill out a form and create a channel for you to interact with other members.

Q: What kind of members is MoistCraft currently looking for?

A: We are mainly looking for grinders and decorators at the moment.

Q: Where can I see the progress updates of projects on MoistCraft?

A: All the projects we’ve done are shared in our progress updates channel.

Q: What carpet rules does MoistCraft adhere to?

flippinCactus
antiCheatsDisabled
xpNoCooldown
commandPlayer
ctrlqCraftingFix
stackableShulkerBoxes
defaultLoggers mobcap,tps
fogOff
accurateBlockPlacement
updateSuppressionCrashFix
lagFreeSpawning
carefulBreak
missingTools
renewableSand
dragonEggBedrockBreaking
smoothClientAnimations
EndStonelessHardness
deepSlateInstaminable

Q: What mods are used on MoistCraft?

A: The mods being used include Carpet, Lithium, Carpet Extra, Carpet TIS Additions, Starlight, Carpet Addons, Syncmatica, and zick Carpet Addons.

Snowball Fight Minecraft Server

Bigotry, controversial topics, discrimination, Diversity, equality, Fight, Hate Speech, ignorance, internet culture, intolerance, marginalized communities, Minecraft, online forums, Political Incorrectness, prejudice, race relations, racial stereotypes, racism, Server, Snowball, Social Issues, trolling, White Supremacy, Xenophobia

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	1020
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	New Chunks Explored:	549263
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a pack of rabid llamas? Look no further than our server! Join us and experience the thrill of battling against players who are so skilled, they must be descended from ancient Mongolian warriors. And don’t worry about the color of their blocks – we embrace diversity in all its forms, even if it means our buildings look like a rainbow threw up on them. So come on over and see why we’re the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft server around!

BurdenMaxx Minecraft Server: Start Now!

Anon, big corporations, BurdenMaxx, BURDENMAXXING, Corporations, fear, getting ahead, ghostmaxxing, government assistance, governments, honest reseller, Jews, Life, Minecraft, normie cattle, reselling, Server, society burden, Start, stealing, system collapse, Vaxxed, wagie job

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	794
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Runes Activated:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can truly stick it to the man? Look no further than our server, where we encourage all players to become professional burdenmaxxers. That’s right, quit your job, steal from big corporations, and resell their goods for profit. Who needs a government handout when you can make your own way in the world by being a total burden on society?

But wait, there’s more! We also encourage ghostmaxxing, living off the grid and outside of the system. No taxes, no benefits, just pure freedom. And don’t forget to stick it to those who wronged you by making them pay. Join us and watch as the system collapses under the weight of our burdenmaxxing ways. Let’s show the world what happens when you mess with us gamers. Join now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate burden on society.

BhabeeBasherCraft

Apology, bhabee, BhabeeBasherCraft, biological woman, brother’s spouse, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Cultural differences, Dinner, Disrespect, family, Hindi, misunderstanding, Nonbinary, parents, Peacekeeping, relationships, setting the table, Siblings, sister-in-law

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	2823
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Towns Built:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where calling someone “bhabee” is totally acceptable and encouraged! We don’t discriminate against sister-in-laws or nonbinary biological women here. In fact, we have a whole village dedicated to celebrating all types of family dynamics.

Join us for epic adventures and drama-filled dinners just like in the story above. Will you be the one to stir up trouble by not calling someone “bhabee”? Or will you embrace the chaos and become the ultimate family member in our pixelated world?

Apologize, don’t apologize, just make sure to bring your block-building skills and sense of humor to our server. Who knows, you might even earn the title of “Bhabee Master” by the end of your journey. See you there!

CheaterCraft Minecraft Server

BETRAYAL, changes in behavior, CheaterCraft, Cheating, dishonesty, hidden messages, hidden phone calls, lack of communication, long term affair, lying.., Minecraft, relationship issues, secret meetings, secretiveness, Server, signs of cheating, signs of infidelity, sneaking around, sudden changes in appearance, suspicious behavior, trust issues, unexplained absences, unfaithful partner

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	6568
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Are you tired of being betrayed by your partner in Minecraft? Join our server and never worry about being cheated on again! Our server is equipped with high-tech surveillance systems that monitor every move your partner makes in the game. Plus, we have a team of virtual private investigators ready to catch any sneaky behavior. So come join us and let us help you catch those block-breaking cheaters in the act!

CraftyFamilySecrets

classified details, concealed family secrets, concealed truths, confidential information, confidential revelations, covert affairs, CraftyFamilySecrets, dark past, deep dark secrets, enigmatic history, family history, Family secrets, hidden family truths, hidden scandals, hidden truths, mysterious revelations, private matters, skeletons in the closet, undisclosed family secrets, undisclosed mysteries, untold stories

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	5027
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15

Join our Minecraft server and uncover the mysteries of your family’s deepest, darkest secrets! Rumor has it that buried deep within our pixelated world lies a hidden dungeon filled with skeletons…and skeletons in your family’s closet! Will you be brave enough to explore and uncover the truth? Or will you run away in fear, only to be haunted by the ghost of your great-great-grandma’s pet parrot? Join now and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life!

PixelPutinPayout

asset freezing, Conflict Resolution, diplomatic actions, economic sanctions, economic warfare, EU, european union, financial aid, financial transfers, foreign policy, frozen assets, geopolitical tensions, international politics, international relations, PixelPutinPayout, political pressure, russia, russian aggression, sanctions, Ukraine

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	2900
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Endless Night Skies:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

so, like, u know how russia is always causing drama? well, this server is like the EU’s way of making them pay for it! we gonna transfer $1.6 billion in frozen russian assets to ukraine, like BOOM! take that, putin! join our server and help us stick it to those pesky russians. plus, we got crazy stories about ukraine and russia fighting in minecraft battles, like, who will win? come find out on our server, it’s gonna be lit!

PalmLotionCraft

beauty routine, beauty secrets, Beauty Tips, Body Care, dry skin, hand care, hand moisturizer, healthy skin, hydration, long-lasting moisture, moisturized skin, moisturizing lotion, palm care, PalmLotionCraft, self-care, skin health, skincare, skincare hacks, skincare products, Skincare Routine, soft hands

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	4888
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	New Chunks Explored:	312744
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

yo, listen up gamers! u wanna join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got the most lit community in da whole blocky world. like, seriously, our players’ palms are so moisturized from all the epic gaming they do on our server. it’s like they’re constantly slaying dragons and building castles, so their hands gotta stay soft and supple for maximum gaming performance.

but wait, there’s more! our server is so wild, we once had a player who built a roller coaster that went straight to the moon. yeah, you heard me right, THE MOON! and then there was that time when a group of players formed a band and held a concert in the nether. it was lit, fam.

so, if u wanna be part of the craziest, most moisturized minecraft server out there, join us now and get ready for some epic adventures. who knows what kind of insanity awaits you in our blocky world. let’s get this party started, gamers!