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Pank World server Minecraft

banner, family friendly, friendly-atmosphere, GIF, join us, minecraft server, no privates, Pank World, Responsive players, Small Community, Vanilla

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	8603
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8252	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Enchantments Applied:	173	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Falling into the Void:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	30
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

Hello, I present to your attention a vanilla server without privates. Our server is based on a friendly atmosphere and responsive players. I won’t lie, our server’s audience is small and I consider this a plus, because everyone knows each other. If you want to become part of our small friendly family, join us!

45.93.200.46:25572

Crafty Alter – Minecraft Server

Alter, Crafty, Dragon Girl’s Water Margin, Drop Rates, Event Compendium, FAQ, fate grand order, FGO JP, fgoalter, Future Materials Spreadsheet, Great Void Sea Battle, Halloween Rebellion of 108, Huyan Zhuo, Imaginary Scramble, Main Interlude, mats, Minecraft, NA General, nautilus, News, Pickup Summon, Pre-Release Campaign, Rateups, Raw Database, Servant Info, Server, summon, Summoning Info

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	9183
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further than our server! We’ve got more twists and turns than a maze in the Nether.

Join us for the Halloween Rebellion of 108, where you can battle dragons, summon water margin girls, and maybe even ride a Nautilus to the surface! Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is scared to log on.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic, it’s like a Rank Up + Interlude Timeline come to life. Plus, our Coin Calculator is so glitchy, you’ll think you’re in the Matrix.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and experience the insanity for yourself. Just be prepared to never look at Minecraft the same way again!

The World Series Champions Minecraft SMP

athletes, baseball, baseball champions, celebration, Champions, Championship, Competition, happening this time, Ladies and gentlemen, long awaited victory, Minecraft, series, smp, sports, sports champions, TEAM, Trust me, Victory, victory parade, WINNERS, world, world series, World Series champions

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	8050
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you will ever experience! Join us on this wild ride as we embark on crazy adventures, build insane structures, and battle it out for the title of World Series champions (yes, it’s totally a thing in Minecraft now).

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. Trust me, you don’t want to mess with these llama warriors. – We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare treasures and diamonds. Only the bravest and most skilled players can unlock its mysteries. – Our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who will guide you on your quests and give you valuable advice. Just don’t ask it about its past life as a famous chicken magician. – We host weekly PvP tournaments where the winner gets to ride a giant flying pig around the server for a day. It’s the ultimate bragging rights, trust me.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic journey and become a part of our World Series champions (seriously, it’s happening this time, we promise). See you in the game!

Zoomer Girl’s Tired Minecraft Server

autistic, bunch of piercings, drive thru, emphasized, extra right, Eyelashes, flutters, girl, Girls, goyslop, Handed, made it, Minecraft, Order, piercings, Server, special order, SSReyes, sweetie, tired, tired SSReyes, Zoomer, zoomer girl

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	3282
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
New Chunks Explored:	327454	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Towns Built:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the wild adventures of a zoomer girl with tired SSReyes and a bunch of piercings who will call you sweetie and flutter her eyelashes at you while handing you your autistic special order that she made extra right just for you. And if that’s not enough to convince you, imagine doing all of this in a drive-thru where you’re getting goyslop. Trust us, the insanity and hilarity never end on our server!

Cute Dog Minecraft SMP

adorable, canine companion, companion, cute, Cute dog, Decoy Ohtani, dog, Dog lover, DOGGO, Fluffy, four-legged friend, furry family member, furry friend, good boy, Loyal, man’s best friend, Minecraft, pet, pet parent, playful, precious pup, smp, SWEET, tail wagging

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	2821
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	46	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Meet Decoy Ohtani, the legendary Minecraft player who once defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a carrot. Yes, you heard that right, a CARROT! Join our SMP and you might just witness him take on a pack of zombies with a feather duster next.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest of rare mobs, like the elusive rainbow sheep that farts glitter and the dancing Enderman who moonwalks his way through the Nether. Don’t miss out on the chance to befriend these quirky creatures.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of flying pigs armed with diamond swords? That’s right, our bacon buddies will protect you from any pesky griefers or pesky Ender Dragons that dare to mess with our peaceful realm.

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many TNT explosions). Decoy Ohtani is waiting for you to join his merry band of misfits in the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience!

Drop Zone Minecraft Server

animation, audience reaction, Character development, comparison, criticism, Decline, Disappointment, downgrade, Drop, DROPPED, Feedback, flaws, Minecraft, NEGATIVE, pacing, Plot, production, Quality, review, season 1, SEASON 2, Server, storytelling, Zone

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	3575
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	19	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Secret Passages Found:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like season 1 of your favorite show – top-notch quality all the way! We promise that our pacing is faster than a speeding bullet and our animations are smoother than a baby’s bottom. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans. Who needs season 1 when you can have the best Minecraft experience of your life on our server? Don’t miss out on all the fun – join us now!

Not_A_Reboot Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	2993
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Love Letters Sent:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Towns Built:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Oh, honey, this ain’t your grandma’s Minecraft SMP! We’ve got more drama than a llama in a minecart, more twists and turns than a maze made of redstone, and more shenanigans than a creeper convention.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of getting pranked by the admin team, the joy of finding hidden treasure in the most unexpected places, and the satisfaction of building the most ridiculous structures you can imagine.

And hey, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so if you’re feeling brave, come and try to take him down (spoiler alert: he’s actually just a misunderstood Enderman with a penchant for trolling).

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and come join us for the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. Just remember, things may get a little… explosive. 😉🧨🎮

Price Tag Minecraft Server

Boundaries, consent, controversial, DAUGHTER, Ethics, family, FANTASY, Intimacy, Minecraft, MONEY, Mother, Négotiation, Persuasion, price, relationships, seduction, Server, taboo, taboo fantasy, Tag, temptation, Threesome, VALUES

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	7371
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49	Emeralds Found:	3026
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Enchanted Armories Found:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as trying to convince a mom and daughter to have a threesome with you? Look no further! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, insane challenges, and unexpected twists at every turn. Join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer our wacky world and come out on top. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a situation as absurd as the one mentioned above (but hopefully not)! So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a journey unlike any other. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way)!

Frieren’s Funhouse Minecraft SMP

aura, dark fantasy, demon hunter, demon pussy, FANTASY, Female Characters, frieren, Frierens, funhouse, Good deeds, kill herself, Manga, manga series, Minecraft, Piccolo, powerful women, redemption arc, smp, strong female lead, Vegeta, wasted potential

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	5408
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Void Armor Forged:	28
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Animals Bred:	142	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is hotter than the Nether and the friendships are shakier than a creeper on a tightrope! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, like the time Frieren told Aura to kill herself because she forgot to feed the chickens in the virtual farm. But don’t worry, we also have heartwarming moments, like when Frieren ordered Aura to do good deeds for humans but she accidentally turned them all into zombies instead. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and demon pussy, so hop on board and join us for the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!

Project Kus! Minecraft server

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	1467
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Animals Bred:	79	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

A nice server for building and spending time with like-minded people. We will be very glad if you join us! > Free recruitment of participants, you just need to confirm that you will play and not griefer. Go to Discord and send 2 of your most beautiful buildings to the Applications channel! If you did everything correctly, then consider that you have already been accepted!

project.kusy4.ru