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Blocktopia Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	9981
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	157	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable one out there!

Join us for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle against a horde of evil llamas, and even participate in a dance-off with the Ender Dragon!

Our server is so wild that even the creepers have been known to break out into song and dance numbers. And don’t even get me started on the talking cows that give out free diamonds!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this insane adventure and see what kind of ridiculous shenanigans you can get into. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!

NoahHatesBasketballMC SMP

Athletic, Ball, Basketball, Competition, Court, dislike, DRIBBLE, Dunk, Game, general, hate, Hoop, jump, Net, noah, NoahHatesBasketballMC, player, Score, shoot, smp, sports, TEAM

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	7779
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	99
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where Noah is the ultimate basketball hater! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once, Noah tried to play basketball in Minecraft but accidentally threw the ball into a lava pit, causing a meltdown that destroyed half the server. Since then, he has banned all basketball-related activities and now spends his days hunting down any basketballs that dare to enter his realm. Join us for a chance to witness Noah’s epic basketball battles and maybe even sneak in a game or two when he’s not looking. Just be sure to hide your basketballs or face the wrath of Noah!

CreeperLove404

aita, Angry, Blame, Boyfriend, Communication, CreeperLove404, Defensive, forgetfulness, hurt, Movie, overreacting, Phone, restroom, strangers, Sync, trip, Uber, UNFAIR, Upset, Waiting

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	8584
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Gods Slained:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns!

Imagine logging in to find yourself in a maze, with no phone to guide you. Will you be able to find your way out and reunite with your friends? Or will you be left wandering aimlessly, hoping for a friendly stranger to offer you an Uber ride?

But that’s not all – once you finally make it out of the maze, you’ll be faced with challenges that will test your communication skills with your fellow players. Can you and your teammates stay in sync and conquer the obstacles together? Or will you end up like the boyfriend in the story, lost and clueless?

Join our server now for a gaming experience like no other. Who needs a phone when you have Minecraft to keep you entertained and on your toes?

TornadoYachtGoneMCServer

boat disaster, extreme weather, Italian coast, luxury yacht, maritime accident, maritime emergency, maritime incident, maritime rescue, maritime tragedy, mediterranean sea, missing persons, natural disaster, rescue operation, search and rescue, severe weather, sicily, storm damage, Tornado, TornadoYachtGoneMCServer, Tragedy, yacht sinking

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	8806
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Divine Spears Created:	15
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

Yo, so like, if you wanna join this lit Minecraft server, you gotta hear this crazy story, bro. So, like, there was this epic tornado that came outta nowhere and sunk a freakin’ luxury yacht off Sicily. Like, what even?! One dude dead and six peeps missing, like, that’s some wild stuff, man.

But, like, don’t worry, our server ain’t got no tornadoes or sinking yachts, just a whole lotta fun and epic adventures waiting for you. Join us and let’s build some insane creations together, like a giant taco-shaped castle or a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano. The possibilities are endless, bro.

So, like, come join us on this Minecraft server and let’s make some memories that are even crazier than a tornado sinking a luxury yacht. Let’s get crafting, my dudes!

BridgeBusterCraft

aggression, Blockade, border, Bridge.., BridgeBusterCraft, Conflict, Defense, Destruction, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Kursk Oblast, Military, Politics, russia, SECURITY, strategy, Tension, Troops, Ukraine, War

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	6774
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	114
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Animals Bred:	191
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5

Yo, come join our Minecraft server where we reenact epic battles like Ukraine cutting off Russian troops by blowing up the last bridge in Kursk Oblast. It’s like a virtual war zone, but with blocks and pixelated characters. Join us for some explosive fun and see if you can survive the chaos. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the rare loot and treasures. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Minecraft server: TekCraft – Tekken Edition

Character, Combos, Edition, Fighting Game, Fundamentals guide, Glicko2 rating, Guide, Important Combos, jargon, Minecraft, Moves, notation, Server, Steam, Steam store, TekCraft, Tekken, Tekken 8, Tekken 8 Character Overviews, Tekken General, terminology, YouTube playlist

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	7697
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Crops Grown:	5929
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Ores Mined:	5999
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	373
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with Tekken 8 characters battling it out in the Minecraft world!

Picture this: Steve facing off against Kazuya Mishima in an epic showdown for the ages. Who will emerge victorious? Only you can decide by joining our server and experiencing the madness for yourself!

But that’s not all – we have Glicko2 ratings for all players, so you can see just how skilled you really are. Plus, our terminology and jargon will have you speaking like a Tekken pro in no time.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and get ready for a Minecraft experience unlike any other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

40% Off Real Estate in Minecraft SMP – Houses Aren’t That Bad!

arent, bad, Economy, Estate, home prices, Houses, housing affordability, housing bubble, housing costs, housing demand, housing market, housing market analysis, housing market comparison, housing market growth, housing market predictions, housing market statistics, housing supply, inflation, market trends, Minecraft, property value, real, real estate, real estate investment, real estate market, salary increase, smp

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	8588
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the real estate market is as wild as a creeper explosion! Sure, houses are up 40% over the past 4 years, but fear not – everyone’s salaries are also up 40%! It’s like a magical land where diamonds rain from the sky and emeralds grow on trees.

Join us for the craziest real estate adventure of your life! Build your dream castle on a hill made of enchanted obsidian, or create a cozy hobbit hole in the side of a mountain. The possibilities are as endless as the number of times you’ve been blown up by a stray TNT block.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and become the richest player on the server? Or will you be too busy trying to tame a herd of wild llamas that have taken over the town square?

So come on, join us on this wild ride of real estate madness! Who needs a boring 9 to 5 job when you can be a Minecraft real estate mogul? Just watch out for those sneaky creepers – they’re always trying to sabotage your latest building project.

ExFriendWeddingDrama

Accommodation, aita, Booked, Bridesmaid, engagement party, ex-friend, ExFriendWeddingDrama, expensive gift, Fight, Food, friendship, kicked out, mutual friends, performing at wedding, Singer, standard fee, traditional wedding gift, travel, wedding band, wedding gift, wedding planning

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	9720
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Potions Brewed:	84	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the drama of wedding planning? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with bridesmaid drama, wedding band battles, and friendship feuds!

Our server offers the unique experience of navigating through wedding planning chaos, where you can choose to be the bridezilla, the disgruntled bridesmaid, or even the wedding band member caught in the middle of it all. Will you stand your ground like a true Minecraft warrior or give in to the pressure of performing for free?

Join now for a chance to roleplay out your wildest wedding scenarios and show off your building skills in creating the ultimate wedding venue. Who needs a traditional gift when you can gift us with your presence on our server? Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of this outrageous wedding saga – join today!

TNTropolis Minecraft Server

CASUALTIES, Conflict, Deadly bomb blast, explosion, extremism, International, investigation, Israeli police, law enforcement, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, News, Reuters, SECURITY, Server, Tel Aviv, terror threat, Terrorism, terrorist attack, TNTropolis, Tragedy, Unrest, violence

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	6942
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	4526	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Dimension Hops:	13	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Farms Harvested:	625

hey you! ya you! wanna join a minecraft server that’s more explosive than a terrorist attack in tel aviv? come on down to our server where the only thing blowing up is your mind with all the crazy fun we have! we’ve got more surprises than a bomb blast and more excitement than a police chase! join now and experience the thrill of a lifetime! who needs real life drama when you can have all the chaos and mayhem right here in our server! trust us, you won’t regret it!

KurskKaboomCraft

border security, border tensions, bridges destroyed, buffer zone, conflict zone, cross-border conflict, defense strategy, diplomatic efforts., eastern europe, infrastructure damage, international relations, Kursk region, KurskKaboomCraft, military control, Military operations, peace negotiations, regional stability, security measures, territorial control, Ukraine-Russia border, Ukrainian forces

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	6195
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	2931
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12

Yo, so there’s this sick Minecraft server where Ukrainian forces are like, tightening control of the Kursk region, but like, in Minecraft world, ya know? They’re building bridges and destroying them, like it’s some crazy game of bridge destruction or something. Join this server if you wanna be part of the action, man! Build bridges, destroy bridges, it’s all good in this wacky world. Plus, who wouldn’t wanna be in a ‘buffer zone’ where things are always intense and exciting? Come join the chaos, it’s gonna be a blast!