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Players: | 99/100 | Votes: | 446 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 18 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 29 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 21 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 331 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 11 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 | Secret Passages Found: | 6 |
Join us and you’ll be rolling in diamonds faster than my stoner middle brother drives boats (yes, that’s his job and he makes 60k, don’t ask how). We’ve got kids acting like they hit the lottery when they get paid 20 an hour on our server – it’s a wild ride, just like my upbringing with junkie parents.
So why stay broke in Minecraft when you can join our server and make virtual bank like a pro? Come on, don’t be a retard like my middle brother – join us now!