🔥Baki Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

This is Smashed Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	1416
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Magic Items Found:	3122
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	19

Are you tired of feeling like a dysfunctional man-child in a world of Minecraft pros? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate therapy for your ultimate trauma! Join us and experience the fountain of youth as you build, mine, and survive in a world where time freezes just like your mind. Resting bitch face? No problem, we welcome all faces, young or old (but mostly young because who wants to look their age anyway?). Don’t be suicidal, be crafty! Join our server and let’s turn those tears into blocks of joy. It’s like Baki, but with more blocks and less brawn. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s build a world where age is just a number and fun is forever!

Baki’s Bio Minecraft Server

Anime, anime characters, anime fighting, anime moves, badass, Baki, Bakis, BELIEVABLE, bio, biology, bullshit, Characters, fighting anime, justification, Magic, Minecraft, real-life biology, relaxing muscles, scientific reasons, Server, special moves, speed of sound, Superhuman, Supernatural Origins

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	7104
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	New Chunks Explored:	127791
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Votes:	4697
Elemental Crystals Collected:	100	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind like Baki’s insane biology-defying moves? Look no further! Our server is like no other, where you can relax every muscle in your blocky body to dash at the speed of sound towards your opponents. Forget magic and supernatural origins, we’ve got bullshit scientific reasons for all the crazy things you can do on our server.

Join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience where you can unleash your inner Baki and show off your superhuman skills. Who needs magic when you’ve got ridiculous biology on your side? So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to dominate the world of Minecraft with your mind-blowing moves. Just remember, it’s all in good fun and pure insanity!

Yuujiro’s Epic Minecraft Adventure: Stronger Than Anything Server

Adventure, aids, Anime, Author, Baki, Cancer, defeated, Dialogs, Drugs, Earth, ebola, Epic, Implications, Manga, Minecraft, Powerful, Server, strength, Stronger, stronger than anything, us military, yujiro, Yuujiro, Yuujiros

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	4836
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you’re just another player in the crowd? Well, look no further because our server is home to the one and only Yuujiro – a Minecraft legend who is stronger than the US Military, cancer, aids, ebola, and even the Earth itself! Join us for epic battles and crazy adventures as we follow in the footsteps of the almighty Yuujiro. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get the chance to defeat cancer, aids, and ebola in-game! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the insanity for yourself!

ExciteCraft: Love & Boredom

authentic relationship, Boredom, comfortable, deep bond, emotional intimacy, ExciteCraft, EXCITEMENT, genuine affection, genuine connection, lasting partnership, long term relationship, love, meaningful connection, Mutual, mutual respect, Romantic Chemistry, shared interests, strong foundation, Thrill, True attraction, true love

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	271
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Star Shards Collected:	254
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Gods Slained:	1

Join this epic Minecraft server where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell jokes! You won’t believe the crazy adventures waiting for you in this wacky world.

Are you tired of the same old boring servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, on this server, you can ride on the back of a llama while battling a horde of zombie chickens. Trust me, it’s a sight to behold.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. If you can find and tame this majestic creature, you’ll be the envy of all your friends.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is protected by a team of ninja villagers who will defend you from any griefers or trolls. They may be small, but they pack a punch!

So come join us on this wild and crazy Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of lag, but who’s counting?). Trust me, you won’t regret it!

🏰✨ Aeltheria ✨🏰 No-P2W, Just Say ‘Towny & Chill’, Just Fishin’ & Minecraftin’!

Aeltheria, arch, Architect, Avaloria, Chill, Cultivator, Eldoria, Eldric the Master Artisan/Blacksmith, Elite Prospector, Equipment Wraps, Fishin, Fishing, Lorelei the Librarian, lumberjack, Minecraftın, Nop2w, Npcs, plushies, Premium Currency, Prospector, smp, Sunny the Greeter, Towny, twilight realm, unique worlds, Vanalia, Virtual Storage

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	650
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Welcome to Aeltheria

A realm where fantasy and magic come to life! 🎮✨

Server Highlights:

Feature	Description
Unique Worlds	Dive into the mystical lands of Eldoria, Avaloria, and the Twilight Realm with custom generation. Vanalia offers vanilla generation.
	Choose your path as an Architect, Prospector, Cultivator, Lumberjack, and more. Climb the ranks and earn prestigious titles.
Immersive NPCs	Meet friendly NPCs such as Sunny the Greeter, Lorelei the Librarian, and Eldric the Master Artisan/Blacksmith.
Unique Fish Textures	With nearly 200 custom fishing textures and a codex log to track your collection.
Earnable Premium Currency	Petals can be earned through gameplay activities like voting, ranking up, and chat games, or purchased to support the server.
Custom Equipment Wraps/Skins	Use petals or crate keys to obtain cosmetic wraps for your gear.
Virtual Storage	Automatically store items when mined or broken from the first rank. Additional storage options available.
Plushies & Collectibles	Purchase a Plushie Token with petals to trade for adorable plushies.

Join Us Now:

FAQ:

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join by using the server IP: play.aeltheria.com
Are there different worlds to explore?	Yes, there are unique worlds such as Eldoria, Avaloria, Twilight Realm, and Vanalia.
Can I have multiple jobs?	Yes, you can experience multiple jobs from the beginning.
What can I do with Petals?	Petals can be used for cosmetic changes and can be earned through gameplay activities.
Are the Plushies tradeable?	No, the Plushies purchased using Plushie Tokens are not tradeable.

BlockyBrit Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	1676
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Dragons Tamed:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Dimension Hops:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our Fire Edition server is lit…literally! Join us for a blazing good time as you navigate through a world filled with fiery challenges and scorching hot adventures.

Ever wanted to ride a fire-breathing dragon? Well, on our server, you can do just that! Fly through the skies and rain down fire on your enemies while cackling maniacally. And if dragons aren’t your thing, how about taming a flaming horse that leaves a trail of fire wherever it goes? It’s like riding a majestic fireball!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Fire Temple, where only the bravest and most skilled players can conquer the fiery trials within. Rumor has it that those who emerge victorious are granted the power to summon a firestorm at will. Just imagine the chaos you could cause!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Fire Edition server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember to bring some marshmallows…you never know when you might need to roast a few over the flames!

The Copalib Chronicles: A Minecraft SMP Adventure

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	2409
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Villages Defended:	9
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	11
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Holy Grails Found:	4
Votes:	1245	Buildings Constructed:	48
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a magical pair of underwear that granted them super speed and the ability to fly. Yes, you heard that right – underwear that gives you superpowers! And that’s not all, we also have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. But shh, it’s a secret. So come join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with crazy surprises and wacky shenanigans. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

BralessCraft: Repairman Edition

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	6673
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Dimension Hops:	14
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10

Are you tired of being judged for not wearing a bra in your own house? Join our Minecraft server where you can let those puppies roam free without any judgment! Our repairmen won’t bat an eye at your jiggling assets, they’ll be too busy marveling at our virtual couches. Plus, we fully support breastfeeding mothers, so feel free to let those milk jugs flow while you game. No bras allowed, just pure comfort and freedom! Join now and let it all hang out!

AwkwardDateMinecraftSMP

awkward conversations, awkward date, awkward date experiences, awkward date stories, awkward encounters, awkward moments, awkward silence, AwkwardDateMinecraftSMP, cringe-worthy dates, cringe-worthy moments, dating blunders, dating disasters, dating fails, dating faux pas, Dating Horror Stories, dating mishaps, embarrassing moments, funny dating stories, relationship mishaps, social awkwardness, uncomfortable situations

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	7749
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Void Gems Collected:	40
Players Killed by Monsters:	4367	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Emeralds Found:	5886	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild date that never stops getting awkward!

Join us for a chance to experience crazy situations like accidentally proposing to a villager instead of trading with them, getting stuck in a never-ending loop of falling into lava, or trying to impress your crush by building a giant statue of their Minecraft skin only to have it come to life and start terrorizing the server.

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your life choices, join us now! Who knows, you might just find love in a hopeless place… or at least a really epic base.

Blocky Booty Call

blocky, BOOTY, Call, casual encounters, Casual Sex, Communication, consent, DATING, emotional connections, hookup culture, Intimacy, night life, one night stands, personal boundaries, Physical attraction, relationships, Self Discovery, Self-expression, sexual encounters, sexual health, Single life, social norms, spontaneity

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	2644
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Mines Excavated:	1297	Dragon Eggs Found:	9672
Elemental Crystals Collected:	62	Alien Abductions:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can have one night stands with blocks and mobs? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all your one night stand needs. Whether you’re into creepers, zombies, or even villagers, we’ve got it all!

Join our server for a wild night of blocky passion and adventure. Build a cozy love nest with your new blocky lover, or go on a romantic stroll through our pixelated landscapes. Who knows, you might even find your soulmate in a stack of dirt!

So why wait? Join our server now for a night of unforgettable blocky romance. Who needs Tinder when you have Minecraft?

ChalkosaurCraft: New Dino Genus

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	9150
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3345	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Falling into the Void:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

yo, u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server where we got dinos runnin around like Caletodraco cottardi, a new species we discovered in da lower Cenomanian Chalk of Normandy, France. imagine ridin a T-rex while buildin ur dream castle, it’s lit fam. come join us and let’s make history together, one block at a time. plus, we got free diamond armor for all new players, cuz why not? let’s get prehistoric up in here, y’all!

TheCrib: Where Minecraft Java and Bedrock unite in harmony, come join the madness of crafting and surviving together! 🏠

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	6157
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Dimension Hops:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Meteorites Collected:	1

TheCrib Minecraft Server Overview:

Type	Survival, SMP, Factions, Anarchy
Supported Versions	Java 1.7 to latest, Bedrock
Server IP	thecribmc.us.to
Bedrock Port	19132
Discord Server	discord.gg/thecribmc
Wiki	wiki.thecrib.live

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Can I join the server on Java and Bedrock?	Yes, TheCrib supports both Java and Bedrock versions.
What type of gameplay does TheCrib offer?	The server offers Survival, SMP, Factions, and Anarchy gameplay.
Are there any special features on TheCrib server?	The server focuses on quality of life features and values player experience.

Minecraft server: PhaseCraftGen

Amanogawa Shiina 天ノ川しいな, Ayase Yuu 絢世ユウ, Chisaka Airi 千坂アイリ, Dizzy Dokuro 髑髏ディズィー, Eimi Isami 勇エイミ, Ember Amane 天音エンバー, Erina Makina エリナ・マキナ, Fujikura Uruka 藤倉ウルカ, Fuura Yuri ふうら百合, Gram Pico 倉夢ぴこ, Hakushika Iori 白鹿いおり, Hikanari Hina 光鳴ひな, Himemiya Rie 姫宮りえ, Jelly Hoshiumi 星海ジェリー, Kaminari Clara 歌美鳴クララ., Kaneko Lumi 金子瑠美, Kannagi Loki 巫ロキ, Kokoromo Memory 恋衣めもり, Komachi Panko 小町ぱんこ, Lia 鈴香アシェリア, Minecraft, Muu Muyu むうむゆ, Official Character References, Official Schedule, Official Twitch Archive Channels, Official twitter, Official Website, PCG, phase connect, Phase Connect General, Phase Connect Links, PhaseCraftGen, Pipkin Pippa ピップキン・ピッパ, Remilia Nephys レミリア・ネフィス, Runie Ruse ルニ・ルーズ, Saya Sairroxs サヤ・サイロクサス, Server, Shisui Michiru 紫翠みちる, Tenma Maemi 天満マエミ, Unofficial Phase Connect Archives., Utatane Nasa 転寝ナサ

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	1600
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Farms Harvested:	425	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Astral Projections Made:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further than this server, where you can join a community of virtual Vtubers who are more entertaining than a pig riding a minecart!

Join now for a chance to mine diamonds with Lia, who can sing like a villager on karaoke night. Or team up with Utatane Nasa, who can build redstone contraptions faster than you can say “Ender Dragon.”

But wait, there’s more! Hakushika Iori will guide you through the Nether like a pro, while Fujikura Uruka will enchant your gear so good, even the Wither won’t stand a chance.

And don’t forget about Shisui Michiru, whose building skills are so legendary, they make the Great Wall of China look like a dirt hut. Plus, Tenma Maemi will keep you laughing so hard, you’ll forget about those pesky creepers sneaking up behind you.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience Minecraft like never before! Just be careful not to fall into a pit of lava while laughing at Jelly Hoshiumi’s hilarious antics.