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This is Smashed Minecraft SMP
Baki, Cheating, Dysfunctional, Fountain Of Youth, fucked, GOD, info dump., little boy, man child, mental growth, Minecraft, muscle definition, Random, resting bitch face, Smashed, smp, stagnated, suicidal, teen years, Trauma, Trauma recovery, ultimate human, YouthfulAre you tired of feeling like a dysfunctional man-child in a world of Minecraft pros? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate therapy for your ultimate trauma! Join us and experience the fountain of youth as you build, mine, and survive in a world where time freezes just like your mind. Resting bitch face? No problem, we welcome all faces, young or old (but mostly young because who wants to look their age anyway?). Don’t be suicidal, be crafty! Join our server and let’s turn those tears into blocks of joy. It’s like Baki, but with more blocks and less brawn. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s build a world where age is just a number and fun is forever! -
Baki’s Bio Minecraft Server
Anime, anime characters, anime fighting, anime moves, badass, Baki, Bakis, BELIEVABLE, bio, biology, bullshit, Characters, fighting anime, justification, Magic, Minecraft, real-life biology, relaxing muscles, scientific reasons, Server, special moves, speed of sound, Superhuman, Supernatural OriginsLooking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind like Baki’s insane biology-defying moves? Look no further! Our server is like no other, where you can relax every muscle in your blocky body to dash at the speed of sound towards your opponents. Forget magic and supernatural origins, we’ve got bullshit scientific reasons for all the crazy things you can do on our server.Join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience where you can unleash your inner Baki and show off your superhuman skills. Who needs magic when you’ve got ridiculous biology on your side? So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to dominate the world of Minecraft with your mind-blowing moves. Just remember, it’s all in good fun and pure insanity!
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JabbedCraft Minecraft Server
antibodies, Boosted, college, college student, Covid-19, food intolerance, health, immunity, J and J, Jab, JabbedCraft, mandates, Minecraft, personal choice, Pfizer, Protection, Server, side effects, vaccination, vaccine, vaccine hesitancy., vaxx, young adultJoin our Minecraft server and experience a world where the only jab you’ll be getting is from a zombie with a carrot! We promise no vaccine mandates here, just pure pixelated fun. Our server is so safe, even creepers wear masks! Plus, with our special potion brewing feature, you can cure any side effects caused by real-life jabs. So come on in and let’s craft some laughs together! -
IMissHerInMinecraftSMP
emotional pain, feeling empty without her, Heartache, HEARTBREAK, IMissHerInMinecraftSMP, longing, longing for her, lost love, Love Lost, Memories, missing her deeply, missing her presence, missing someone, missing someone special, Nostalgia, pining, Reminiscing, sorrow, thinking of her, wishing she was here, yearningAre you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where the mobs are as crazy as the players? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you!Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, hilarious pranks, and secret underground lairs. Our community is like no other, with players who will stop at nothing to claim victory – even if it means building a giant statue of a chicken to intimidate their enemies.
But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Whisperer, who can tame even the fiercest of beasts with just a wink and a smile. And rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the depths of the Nether – but only the bravest of adventurers dare to seek it out.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find love in the most unexpected places – just like Steve and his pet pig, Porkchop.
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DadDebtNoMore – Minecraft
Boundaries, communication breakdown, conflicting emotions, DadDebtNoMore, distant relationship, emotional neglect, family dynamics, father issues, favoritism, feeling unappreciated, hurt feelings, INDEPENDENCE, lack of connection, Minecraft, moving out, parent-child relationships, Resentment, seeking validation, stepfamily, teenage rebellion, unresolved issuesLooking for a Minecraft server where you can escape all the family drama? Look no further! Join our server where you can build your own virtual family and never have to deal with step-relatives again. Our server is the perfect place to escape to when your dad is too busy with his new family to spend time with you.Imagine a world where you can create your own family dynamics without any unwanted step-siblings getting in the way. Build your dream house, explore new lands, and never have to worry about being put second to someone else’s kids.
So come join our server and leave all the family drama behind. Who needs a dad who can’t even prioritize a day out with you over his stepdaughter’s school meeting? Build your own family in Minecraft and never have to deal with annoying step-relatives again. Join now and say goodbye to family drama for good!
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AddictiveCraft SMP
addiction, addiction counseling, addiction help, addiction recovery, addiction resources, addiction support, addiction treatment, addictive behavior, AddictiveCraft, biggest addiction, coping mechanisms, healthy habits, mental health, mindfulness, overcoming addiction, relapse prevention, self help, self-care, smp, substance abuse, support group, TherapyDo you find yourself staying up all night mining for diamonds, only to realize it’s already morning and you have to go to work/school? Do you dream of building the most epic roller coaster in the Nether? Are you constantly trying to out-prank your fellow players with TNT traps and fake lava pits? If you answered yes to any of these questions, then you need to join our Minecraft SMP!Our server is like no other, with a community of players who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are. We have weekly build competitions where the winner gets a real-life llama delivered to their doorstep (don’t worry, we’ll take care of the shipping costs). Our admins are always coming up with crazy events, like a giant chicken race where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week.
But the best part of our server is the lore. Legend has it that deep in the mines, there is a secret portal that leads to a land made entirely of cake. And if you can find it, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and a pet dragon that shoots fireballs. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!
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LonelyCraft: Make Friends, Not Blocks!
blocks, coping with loneliness., Friends, Loneliness, loneliness advice, loneliness anxiety, loneliness coping mechanisms, loneliness depression, loneliness emotional support, loneliness guidance, loneliness help, loneliness isolation, loneliness management, loneliness mental health, loneliness self-care, loneliness self-help, loneliness solutions, loneliness strategies, loneliness support, loneliness tips, loneliness wellbeing, LonelyCraft, mental healthAre you tired of wandering the vast, empty plains of Minecraft all by yourself? Do you long for companionship and adventure? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your lonely prayers!Join our server and never feel alone again, as you’ll be surrounded by a hilarious cast of characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end. From a mischievous group of talking pigs to a friendly army of dancing creepers, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a majestic beast who hoards diamonds and showers them upon those who can make him laugh. Will you be the one to tickle his funny bone and claim your riches?
So say goodbye to loneliness and hello to endless fun and laughter on our Minecraft server. Join now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life!
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Down Under Craft Minecraft Server
Aboriginal, Australia, Australian, Community, Craft, culture, demographics, Diversity, first nations, growth, heritage, History, indigenous, landmark, milestone, milestone reached, Minecraft, one million, Population, Server, statistics, Torres Strait Islandercome join our epic minecraft server where we have more aboriginal and torres strait islander players than the whole population of australia!!! we hit the one million mark and we are still going strong, building epic structures and battling mobs like there’s no tomorrow. join us for a wild adventure filled with kangaroos, koalas, and crazy shenanigans. you won’t find a server like this anywhere else, mate! -
CraftyDownUnder & Friends
Australia, Canada, CATASTROPHIC, Ceasefire, Conflict Resolution, CraftyDownUnder, Diplomacy, Friends, gaza, GLOBAL RESPONSE, human suffering, Humanitarian Aid, humanitarian crisis, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, nz, Peace, political intervention, united nations, violence, War, world newsso, like, imagine this: you’re chilling in this epic Minecraft server, right? and suddenly, out of nowhere, Australia, Canada, and NZ are all like, “hey, let’s stop fighting and have a ceasefire in Gaza.” like, what even is that, bro? but don’t worry, our server is so lit that even countries are trying to bring peace while you’re building your dream castle or battling mobs with your squad. join now for a chance to witness world peace and have a blast in the craziest Minecraft server ever! -
SmokeSignalCraft
alert system, ancient techniques, Communication, distress signals, emergency response, emergency signals, Fire department, fire safety, firefighter equipment, firefighter tools, firefighter training, Firefighters, first responders, nonverbal communication, rescue operations, Signaling, smoke alarms, smoke communication, smoke signals, SmokeSignalCraft, traditional methodsYo, yo, yo! Ever wonder why firefighters still use smoke signals? Well, let me tell ya, it’s because they’re secretly trying to communicate with our Minecraft server! That’s right, our server is so lit that even the firefighters can’t resist joining in on the fun.We’ve got pigs that can fly, creepers that break dance, and villagers that throw the wildest parties you’ve ever seen. And don’t even get me started on our custom weapons – we’ve got swords that shoot fireballs, bows that shoot lightning, and pickaxes that can mine through bedrock like it’s butter.
But the real reason you should join our server? The legendary treasure hidden deep within our world. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond the size of a house just waiting to be discovered. And if you find it, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited cake, a pet dragon, and your very own disco ball to party with the villagers.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft server and become a part of the craziest, most epic adventure you’ll ever experience. And who knows, maybe you’ll even catch a glimpse of those sneaky firefighters trying to send us a message.
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RettCraft: The Brainy Server
autism, Autism Spectrum Disorder, brain formation, brain function, brain health, Brainy, Central Nervous System, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, experimental cancer drug, human brain, medical breakthrough, Medical research, microglia, neurobiology, neurodevelopmental disorder, neurological condition, rare disorder, Rett syndrome, RettCraft, Server, thinking difficulties, white blood cellscome join our epic minecraft server where we give out free experimental cancer drugs that make you think smarter than einstein! we got microglia cells running around building the most insane structures you’ve ever seen in your life. forget about autism, we’re curing that with our magical drug. join now and become the smartest player in the game!