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Green Acres Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	5876
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Join us on /grün/ – Cecilia Immergreen General for a wild ride filled with adventure, chaos, and memes galore!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that Cecilia Immergreen once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot and a dream. If you join our server, you too can become a legendary warrior like Cecilia and conquer all the mobs in your path.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the 269th Wind, a mysterious force that grants players incredible powers and abilities. Want to fly like a bird or shoot fireballs from your fingertips? The 269th Wind can make it happen!

And let’s not forget about our epic streams. Witness the epic battles of balltomo as we avenge their honor and save the world from certain doom. Plus, our important videos will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your very existence.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on /grün/ – Cecilia Immergreen General for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. Let’s go, gamers!

Fidget Spinner Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	6956
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Divine Spears Created:	17	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a fidget spinner for your Minecraft experience – constantly spinning with excitement and fun!

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of riding on the backs of flying pigs, battling evil llamas with laser eyes, and mining for diamonds with a pickaxe made out of cheese. Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you laughing and entertained for hours on end.

But that’s not all! We also have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, a rollercoaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano, and a petting zoo where you can tame a creeper and teach it to do tricks.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the reigning champion of our annual llama racing competition!

Date Night Rescue Minecraft Server

Boundaries, car rides, Communication, date, Driving, Expectations, Favors, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, friendship maintenance, helping friends, Minecraft, mutual respect, night, passive aggressive, patterns, public transit, Reliability, rescue, Server, setting limits, social interactions, Support, taking advantage, Transportation

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	1342
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crops Grown:	7433	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	4905	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Alien Abductions:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you won’t have to worry about friends using you for your virtual car! Join us and escape the drama of real life Susan’s and their never-ending requests for rides.

On our server, you can build your own virtual car and drive wherever you want without being guilt-tripped into picking up friends from dates. No more feeling like a chauffeur in your own game world!

And if you ever need a break from the chaos of real life Susan’s, just log on to our server and enjoy some stress-free gaming. Who needs pillows from Facebook Marketplace when you can build a cozy virtual home in Minecraft?

So come join us and leave the real-life Susan’s behind. Our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all the drama and demands of friendship. Plus, we promise not to guilt-trip you into driving us around in the game!

ExWifeExileCraft

aita, BF, blended families, Boundaries, canceling trip, Confrontation, Consistency, CoParenting, Disney, ex wife, ExWifeExileCraft, family dynamics, long term relationship, once in a lifetime experience, parenting, relationships, Stability, vacation

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	1801
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Potions Brewed:	22	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Chimeras Created:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Crops Grown:	7259	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	489

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera in the virtual world! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected guests, boundary-breaking ex-wives, and a boyfriend who just can’t say no!

Picture this: you’re building your dream castle when suddenly, your boyfriend’s ex-wife shows up unannounced with her entourage of friends. They start lounging by your pool, raiding your fridge, and acting like they own the place. But wait, it gets even crazier – she’s now crashing your girls’ trip to Disney, claiming it’s a “once in a lifetime experience” when she’s been there before!

Will you stand your ground and demand she leaves, or will you let the drama unfold and see where it takes you? Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions, questionable parenting decisions, and a whole lot of chaos. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama like this? Let the games begin!

BotheredBlox in Minecraft SMP

aggravation, Agitation, ANNOY, Bother, Botheration, bothered, BotheredBlox, chafe, discomfort, displeasure, exasperation, Frustration, irk, irksome, irritate, Minecraft, Nuisance, Peeve, perturb, pet peeve, smp, Upset, vexation

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	8852
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Chimeras Created:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Divine Spears Created:	14	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Farms Harvested:	574
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Do you crave excitement and chaos in your virtual world? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pranks, epic battles, and secret underground lairs. Our server is home to a community of mischievous players who will stop at nothing to keep you on your toes. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it. Want to start a llama racing league? We support that too.

But beware, for our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a penchant for stealing people’s diamonds and leaving behind cheesy love notes. And rumor has it that there’s a secret society of chickens plotting to take over the server and turn it into a chicken utopia.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity, then join us today. Just remember to watch your back and always keep a stack of enchanted golden apples handy. You never know what craziness awaits you in our wacky world!

AwkwardCraft

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	5482
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Emeralds Found:	1180	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Have you ever accidentally told your boss you love them instead of saying thank you for a promotion? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we embrace all awkward moments and turn them into hilarious memories! Join us for a chance to build epic structures while laughing at the most cringeworthy moments in Minecraft history. Who knows, you might even accidentally build a giant statue of your boss declaring your undying love for them! So come on, join us and let’s create some unforgettable moments together!

RLfactions

Base Defense, brutal survival challenges, building, challenging server, competitive, dragons, Dungeons, exciting gameplay, faction warfare, Factions, factions mechanics, Modded, PvP, Raiding, Rlcraft, RLFactions server, Strategizing, Survival, tough survival challenge, Vibrant environment

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	4941
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Alien Abductions:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Villages Defended:	12
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12

RLFactions is a server where you are offered an unparalleled blend of the brutal survival challenges of RLCraft with the strategic depth of factions-based gameplay. You can immerse yourself in a world where one minute you are fighting for your life through a dungeon, and the next you could be defending your base from players riding dragons.

DISCORD: https://discord.gg/z3ZEaCcFFG The combination of these modded elements, as well as the factions mechanics, not only enhances the survival experience but also creates a vibrant, competitive environment. Building and strategizing are a must to ensure your survival, it’s the perfect setting for those who crave both a tough survival challenge and the excitement of faction warfare.

This isn’t just a normal factions server, this is a server for people who want a challenge. Do you think you can survive?

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QuoteMC

chance, crate keys, gameplay, Minecraft, Pickaxe, QuoteMC, Rewards, Server, Survival, sword, Voting, WIN

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	8184
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4185	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Potions Brewed:	86	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15

Vote crate keys can win here and everything really wins something and gets a 50% chance of winning a sword and a pickaxe

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Get ready to lose your sleep in the Land of No Social Life [smp]

active realm, Arena, Conflicts, Discord, Etheria, expire, Faction, Factions, Join, Land, Life, Link, LOSE, members, Message, plot of land, Politics, pvp tournaments, Ready, Sleep, smp, Social, territorial conflicts, Tournaments, Treasure Hunts, Wars

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	1952
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Astral Projections Made:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	126	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Realm of Etheria Minecraft Server

Description	We are an active realm where you can join a faction, or live on your own in your own plot of land. We currently have around 17 members. We have wars, politics, territorial conflicts, treasure hunts, PvP tournaments in the arena, and more!
Discord Link	https://discord.gg/vV4ch3mEjx

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the realm of Etheria?	You can join by clicking on the Discord link provided above and following the instructions there.
What activities are available in the realm?	We have wars, politics, territorial conflicts, treasure hunts, PvP tournaments in the arena, and more!
How many members are currently in the realm?	We currently have around 17 members.
Can I live on my own plot of land in the realm?	Yes, you have the option to live on your own in your own plot of land or join a faction.
Is PvP allowed in the realm?	Yes, we have PvP tournaments in the arena for those who enjoy competitive gameplay.

Pixel Latina Waifus Minecraft Server

Anime, digital art, Diversity, empowerment, Fan art, Female Characters, fictional characters, Hispanic, Latin American, latina, Latinx, Latinx culture, latinx waifus, Manga, Minecraft, Online Community, PIXEL, pop culture, post, representation, Server, social media, waifus

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	5172
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	4304
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice? Well, look no further because our server is where it’s at! We’ve got post latinx waifus running around, ready to be your pixelated companions. Need a mining buddy? How about a cute latinx waifu to keep you company while you dig for diamonds?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Taco Tuesday event, where players can battle it out in epic taco-eating contests for the chance to win exclusive in-game prizes. And rumor has it, if you win three Taco Tuesday events in a row, you’ll unlock the secret ability to summon a giant taco to crush your enemies. Talk about a delicious victory!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even find true love with a post latinx waifu along the way. It’s a crazy world out there, but on our server, anything is possible!