baka05841 Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

Anons, Beach, big, BlockyBanter, boobies, dft, Drama, Edition, fetish, Girls, gooning, horny, long tail tags, Minecraft, nutslop, PLAP, rules, Server, shoot, tags, Thread, Worship

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	102/400	Votes:	6254
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimension Hops:	9	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Mines Excavated:	2186
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	16

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we worship the almighty PLAP PLAP PLAP sound and shoot nutslop like there’s no tomorrow! Our server is filled with big beach boobies and plenty of gooning, so get ready to have a wild time.

Join us if you want to unleash your inner horniness and worship the girls that make you go PLAP PLAP PLAP. Just remember, no shotas or lolis allowed – we’re all about those big, beautiful beach boobies here.

And if you’re worried about drama, don’t be! We have a strict no-dramafaggot policy, so you can focus on having a good time without any unnecessary stress. So come on over and join us for some outrageous fun on our Minecraft server – you won’t regret it!

GenderGossip Minecraft Server

10. emotional intelligence, 11. gender stereotypes, 12. intimate details, 13. personal boundaries, 14. trust issues, 15. psychological insights, 16. cultural influences, 17. social norms, 18. taboo topics, 19. hidden desires, 2. relationship secrets, 20. gender perspectives., 3. hidden truths, 4. gender dynamics, 5. male secrets, 6. female secrets, 7. gender differences, 8. societal expectations, 9. communication barriers, gender secrets, GenderGossip, Minecraft, Server

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	94/300	Votes:	7793
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Zombie Dances:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or mystery? Well, look no further because our server is full of juicy secrets that will have you on the edge of your blocky seat!

Join us and uncover the truth about what opposite genders hide from each other. Did you know that creepers actually have a secret society where they discuss their plans to blow up unsuspecting players? And don’t even get us started on the skeletons and their obsession with fashion shows!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a rare breed of Endermen who are actually expert chefs in disguise. They host cooking competitions where the loser gets teleported to the Nether for a spicy punishment!

So if you’re ready for a wild ride full of laughter, surprises, and maybe even a few explosions, come join us on our server and uncover the hilarious secrets of the opposite genders!

BlockRageCraft

anger control, anger issues, anger management, anger management strategies, anger management techniques, anger management tips., anger triggers, BlockRageCraft, calming techniques, coping mechanisms, Deep Breathing, emotional regulation, emotional well being, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, relaxation techniques, self soothing, self-care, self-control, stress relief

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	90/300	Votes:	2429
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	54
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	12
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Zombie Dances:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Emeralds Found:	8772	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Are you tired of getting ragey in Minecraft and punching your computer screen? Well, fear not my friend, because on our server, we have a secret potion that turns your anger into rainbows and unicorns! Yes, you heard that right, angry players are transformed into magical creatures that spread joy and happiness across the land. So come join us and let your inner unicorn shine!

BlockyBattle Minecraft Server

aggression, airstrike, BlockyBattle, border, Ceasefire, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, escalation, hezbollah, international relations, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Politics, SECURITY, Server, Tension, threat, violence, War

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	91/700	Votes:	4660
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Farms Harvested:	452	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Divine Spears Created:	24	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	26

Yo, yo, yo! Have you ever wanted to experience the thrill of a real-life war without actually getting hurt? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our Minecraft server where the Israel-Hezbollah war is about to go down!

Witness the smoke on the horizon as explosions light up the sky and chaos reigns supreme. Build your own bomb shelter to hide from the madness or join in on the action and fight for your side.

Choose your allegiance wisely, because the fate of the server is in your hands. Will you be a hero and save the day, or will you be a villain and bring destruction to everything in your path? The choice is yours on this epic battlefield of blocky proportions.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the thrill of war in the safety of your own home. Just watch out for creepers, they’re the real enemy here!

CraftyVietSeaClaim

CraftyVietSeaClaim, east asia, exclusive economic zone, extended continental shelf, Geopolitics, international arbitration, international law, maritime boundaries, maritime resources, regional security, South China Sea, Southeast Asia, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial dispute, territorial waters, UN claim, UNCLOS, united nations, Vietnam, Vietnam-China relations, Vietnam’s maritime claims

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	93/500	Votes:	641
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Votes:	8528	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	2747	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE CONTINENTAL SHELF THAN VIETNAM IN SOUTH CHINA SEA. WE GOT SO MUCH LAND YOU’LL NEVER RUN OUTTA SPACE TO BUILD YO CASTLE. PLUS, WE GOT A SECRET UNDERWATER BASE FILLED WITH TREASURE AND MERMAIDS. COME JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE EPIC BATTLE FOR THE CONTINENTAL SHELF. LET’S SHOW VIETNAM WHO’S BOSS IN THIS MINECRAFT WORLD. #CONTINENTALSHELFWAR #MERMAIDTREASURE #LOLZ

JavaPieCraft

Apple Pie, brewed beverages, caffeine fix, caffeine withdrawal, cinnamon, coffee, coffee addiction, coffee drinkers, coffee flavors, coffee substitute, desperate measures, dog shit, flavored coffee, flavored water, JavaPieCraft, morning pick-me-up, morning rituals, morning routine, pantry staples, running out of coffee, shelved beverages

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	107/200	Votes:	335
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Votes:	4113
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7

Yo, come join this epic Minecraft server where we have so much fun, it’s like drinking coffee flavored water but way better! We don’t just build houses, we build entire cities made out of apple-pie-and-cinnamon flavored blocks! And don’t worry about running out of coffee, we have a never-ending supply of caffeine to keep you mining and crafting for hours on end. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with zombie baristas who will trade you diamonds for lattes. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the most caffeinated adventure of your life!

Brain2Brawn: InflameCraft

alzheimer’s, brain inflammation, Brain2Brawn, diseases, INFECTIONS, InflameCraft, inflammation, long covid, long tail tags, muscle fatigue, muscle weakness, potential method, Prevent, research, triggers

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	96/600	Votes:	8539
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	99	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

so, like, you ever play on a minecraft server and your brain just feels all inflamed and stuff? well, our server has got the cure for that! join us and never worry about muscle weakness after infections again!

we got this crazy method that prevents muscle fatigue in all kinds of diseases, like long covid, alzheimer’s, and even just regular old infections.

join us and say goodbye to brain inflammation and muscle weakness, cuz on our server, you’ll be stronger than a diamond sword in the hands of a noob. come on, what are you waiting for? join now and start flexing those virtual muscles like a boss!

Come join User’s Simple Minecraft Plance with no fancy stuff, just good ol’ 1.21 fun!

Adventure, application, BUILD, Chill, Community, Creative, Discord, Explore, Fancy, Friends, Fun, Gaming, Good, group, Join, Minecraft, multiplayer, new, Plance, Players, progress, Server, Simple, smp, Stuff, Survival, Users, world

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	98/800	Votes:	3187
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25

Minecraft SMP Server Overview

Server Type	SMP
Number of Players	Small group of players
Server Progress	Not far progressed

If you would like to join the SMP, please fill a short application in the discord server: https://discord.gg/QzP6BJTW5J

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I join the SMP?	Fill out a short application in the discord server provided in the overview.
Is the server open to new players?	Yes, the server is looking for new players to join.
What version of Minecraft does the server run on?	Please check the discord server for the latest version information.

JuicyCraft Minecraft Server

Game, JuicyCraft, Minecraft, now this was a game, now.., Server, succulent juices, this.., was

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	91/100	Votes:	3200
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just don’t tickle your fancy? Well, look no further, because our server is like a juicy steak dripping with succulent juices of fun and excitement!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes. Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon comes to hang out and play mini-games with us.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that buried deep within our server is a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Will you be the brave soul to uncover its hidden location?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

FamelessCraft Minecraft Server

15 minutes, faded star, fame lost, FamelessCraft, fleeting success, Forgotten, forgotten by fans, former celebrity, has been, Irrelevant, irrelevant now, KWAB, long tail, lost fame, Minecraft, no longer relevant, nobody cares., old news, once popular, past glory, Server, short-lived fame

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	97/100	Votes:	1506
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Divine Spears Created:	11
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Falling into the Void:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Are you tired of being a nobody in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can be a superstar! We guarantee that you will never lose your 15 minutes of fame here because everyone will be lining up to worship you like the Minecraft god that you are.

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be the center of attention, but you will also have the chance to battle it out with other players in epic PvP battles that will leave you on the edge of your blocky seat. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that there are hidden treasures scattered throughout the server just waiting to be discovered by a brave adventurer like yourself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and bask in the glory of your newfound fame and fortune. Who needs the real world when you can rule the Minecraft universe?