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Players: | 97/600 | Votes: | 8877 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 20 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 0 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 |
Love Letters Sent: | 11 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 37 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 |
Picture this: you log on to our server and are immediately greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig. Yes, you heard that right. Our server is home to all sorts of crazy creatures and characters, like a llama with a top hat and a creeper that tells dad jokes.
But the fun doesn’t stop there! We have regular events like “Build a Castle Using Only Dirt” and “Tame a Zombie Pigman and Make Him Your Butler”. And don’t even get me started on our legendary pranks – let’s just say if you log off without your house being turned into a giant cake, you’re doing it wrong.
So why wait? Join us on this insane Minecraft SMP and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of actual gameplay. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster!