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TrashCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server

assclown, Dysfunctional, Hillbilly, ignorant, low iq, meth head, midnight tweaker, Minecraft, monster truck, redneck, Rural, Server, Sideshow, trailerpark, TrashCraft, TRASHY, Ultimate, uneducated, White Trash, white trash culture, white trash fashion, white trash humor, white trash lifestyle, white trash stereotypes

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	3145
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Zombie Dances:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Magic Items Found:	3289
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! If you’re looking for a place where low IQ sideshow trailerpark monster truck assclowns roam free, then you’ve come to the right place!

Join us for epic battles with mobs that are as wild and unpredictable as a drunk squirrel on a unicycle. Our server is so crazy, even the creepers wear party hats and dance to dubstep music.

But that’s not all! We have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, guarded by llamas wearing sunglasses and sipping on margaritas. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a unicorn riding a rainbow and farting glitter.

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and a whole lot of WTF moments? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

HubbysCarDeny Minecraft Server

car accident, car buying, car features, car preferences, Chevy Bolt, Decision making, ev, Family Planning, financing, heated seats, HubbysCarDeny, husband, insurance settlement, long distances, luxury cars, Minecraft, monthly car payment, power tailgate, Server, sports equipment, storage space, Test drive

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	4068
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Potions Brewed:	127	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Crops Grown:	6803	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Dragons Tamed:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	408	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

So, picture this: you’re cruising along in your basic SUV, minding your own business, when BAM! Your car gets totaled in a freak accident. But fear not, no one was hurt, just your ride. Now, you’re in the market for a new set of wheels and you want something a little fancier this time around. Heated seats? Check. Power tailgate? Double check. You’re ready to upgrade and roll in style.

But hold up, your hubby has other plans. He’s all like, “I’ll buy you a car, babe!” And not just any car, oh no. He’s pushing for an electric vehicle. Like, what? You’re not about that EV life, you need to haul sports equipment and travel long distances without the anxiety of running out of juice. Plus, you’re thinking about starting a family and a tiny EV just won’t cut it.

So, you go test drive a couple of cars that actually fit your needs and you’re all set to make a decision. But wait, here comes hubby with a curveball. He schedules a test drive for a Chevy Bolt EV, claiming he’s always wanted to try one out. You humor him, take it for a spin, and surprise, surprise, you hate it. It’s too small, lacks storage space, and just doesn’t vibe with your lifestyle.

And then, the kicker. When you tell hubby you’re not feeling the EV, he calls you a spoiled teenager. Um, excuse me? So now you’re left wondering, should you just buy your own car and avoid this whole mess? But hey, at least on our Minecraft server, you can drive whatever virtual car you want without any EV drama. Join us for some blocky fun and leave the car buying drama behind!

BootyBlockerz

adult child, adult child living at home, AITAH, arguments, BootyBlockerz, car dependency, college graduate, Discord, dog care, Family issues, master’s degree, moving out, negative attitude, parental frustration, peaceful sanctuary, pit mix, rides to work, storage unit, unhappy living situation, unpacked boxes

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	5003
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	44

Join our Minecraft server if you’re tired of dealing with entitled adult children who refuse to take responsibility for their own unpacked boxes! Our server is the perfect escape from real-life drama, where you can build your own peaceful sanctuary without any negative attitudes pulling you down the stairs. Plus, we have virtual dogs that won’t require you to walk them or care for them when you’re out of town. Say goodbye to discord and hello to a world where it’s your way or the highway (or minecart)!

GradeSkipper’s Minecraft Server

academic acceleration, academic achievement, academic challenges, academic success, accelerated curriculum, accelerated learning, advanced education, early graduation, educational advancement, educational challenges, educational experiences, educational opportunities, educational system, gifted students, GradeSkippers, intellectual development, intelligence testing, Minecraft, school experience, school memories, Server, skipping a grade, social interactions

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	6203
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Are you tired of being held back by your peers in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we only accept players who have “skipped a grade” in school! That’s right, only the smartest and most advanced Minecraft players are allowed to join our exclusive community.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of players start bragging about their multiplication tables. That’s the kind of intellectual stimulation you can expect on our server. Plus, we have exclusive classes on redstone engineering taught by a 10-year-old prodigy who built a working computer in Minecraft.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Grade Skipper” boss, a giant pencil-wielding monster who only appears to those who have proven their intelligence in epic trivia battles. Defeat him and you’ll be rewarded with the rarest loot in the game.

So if you’re ready to level up your Minecraft skills and join a community of brainiacs, come join our server and show the world that skipping a grade was the best decision you ever made!

DreamCarCraft

Dream car, dream car ambition, dream car aspirations, dream car desire, dream car dream, dream car dreams, dream car fantasy, dream car goal, dream car goals, dream car inspiration, dream car obsession, dream car passion, dream car vision, dream car wish, dream car wishlist, DreamCarCraft, exotic car, luxury vehicle, sports car, ultimate dream car

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	2334
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Towns Built:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6

Are you tired of driving around in a boring old car in real life? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can drive around in a flying, rainbow-colored unicorn car! That’s right, we’ve got all the coolest and craziest vehicles for you to cruise around in. So why settle for a regular dream car when you can have a unicorn car that shoots glitter out of its tailpipe? Join our server now and start living the dream!

TeslaCraft Server

Automotive Industry, electric car company, electric cars, electric vehicle market, electric vehicles, elon musk, innovation, model y, Server, Technology, tesla, Tesla announcements, Tesla CEO, Tesla development plans, Tesla future plans, tesla model y, Tesla Model Y launch, Tesla Model Y refresh, tesla news, Tesla production, Tesla updates, TeslaCraft

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	5681
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Potions Brewed:	82
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Void Armor Forged:	25

so, like, this server is, like, the craziest place to be in minecraft, man. we got pigs flying, cows doing backflips, and creepers dancing to disco music. it’s, like, a whole new world, dude.

if you join this server, you’ll get to ride on a dragon and battle evil witches with diamond swords. plus, there’s a secret treasure chest hidden somewhere that’s filled with unlimited diamonds and emeralds. it’s, like, totally rad, bro.

oh, and did i mention that elon musk himself plays on this server? yeah, he’s always building rocket ships and flying to different dimensions. you’ll never know what kind of crazy stuff he’s up to next.

so, like, come join us on this epic minecraft adventure. it’s gonna be a blast, man. trust me, you won’t regret it.

NuseiratRescueCraft

Conflict, current events, gaza, Hamas, hostages, hostages killed, international relations, Killed, MIDDLE EAST, militants, News, Nuseirat, NuseiratRescueCraft, Palestinian, political turmoil, Report, rescue mission, Terrorism, tragic event, violence, world news

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	1386
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	New Chunks Explored:	578653
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

Yo, have you heard about this EPIC Minecraft server where the craziest adventures happen?! Join now to save hostages from the evil clutches of Hamas in the Nuseirat rescue mission! But watch out, things get wild in this server – lava pits, exploding creepers, and secret dungeons await! Will you be the hero who saves the day or will you be the one who gets blown up by a TNT trap? Only one way to find out – join now and let the madness begin!

Infinite Minecraft World, Join on any Version No Resets [Join Now]

advertisement, basic teleport commands, Cheating, Cheats, Day, Discord, excessive swearing, exploits, Feed, Fireball, godmode, Griefing, heal, Infinite Minecraft World, Join on any Version No Resets, kind community, Lightning, lightweight plugins, mature player base, MONEY, new players, night, offensive language, Older players, Pay, playing with friends, Respect, rules, Semi Vanilla, sensitive content, Sethome, Spam, stealing, Survival, survival gameplay, toxic players, weather, Welcoming

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	518
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Potions Brewed:	115
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	59

morefun.apexmc.co has focused on semi-vanilla, survival gameplay though we also incorporate a few lightweight plugins to make playing with friends easy, such as with basic teleport commands and /sethome /day /night /weather /pay /godmode /heal /feed /lightning /fireball. Our kind community sets us apart and we are super welcoming to new players! We do have a mature player base with older players, though anyone is encouraged to join.Stop by today to check us out and meet your new server family!

Join our Discord to participate with the community: Discord

Rules:1. No cheats/exploits2. No griefing / stealing3. Respect fellow players4. No spam or advertisement5. No sensitive content6. No cheating the Money7. No excessive swearing/offensive language8. No bs9. No toxic players

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OdysseusCraft – The Epic Minecraft Server

Adventure, ancient greece, Cunning, Epic, epic hero, Ethics, greek mythology, Hero’s Journey, heroism, ideal model, intelligence, Journey, leadership, Minecraft, modern man, morality, Mythology, odysseus, OdysseusCraft, perseverance, Politics, Role Model, Server, strategy

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	7594
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	74	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Star Shards Collected:	62	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Dragons Tamed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is like a journey with Odysseus himself! Imagine sailing the high seas, battling monsters, and outsmarting gods all from the comfort of your own blocky world.

Join our server and become the modern-day Odysseus, navigating through treacherous lands and facing epic challenges. Will you align yourself with the gods or defy them with your cunning wit and strategic prowess?

Who needs modern politics when you can be a legendary hero like Odysseus? Join our server and rewrite history with your own epic tale. So what are you waiting for? Embark on this epic journey and show the world what it truly means to be a Minecraft warrior!

CraftyFacts Minecraft Server

arachnids, Biodiversity, corn oak, CraftyFacts, Europe, export, folklore, History, Iberian Peninsula, Macrothele calpeiana, Mediterranean, middle ages, Minecraft, North Morocco, olive oil trade, olive tree, Phoenicians, Server, South Italy, Spanish funnel-web spider, Spiders, TARANTULAS, Trade

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	2499
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Runes Activated:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Void Gems Collected:	22
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Mythical Swords Crafted:	77
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Dragons Tamed:	1

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where you can explore the Iberian Peninsula and discover the mysterious world of Spanish funnel-web spiders! Rumor has it that these spiders were actually exported to South Italy and North Morocco during the Middle Ages through olive oil trade – talk about a spicy shipment!

Join us on this server to embark on epic quests to uncover the secrets of the Macrothele calpeiana and their natural habitat in the corn oak forests. Who knows, you might even stumble upon ancient phoenician olive trees that hold the key to unlocking hidden treasures!

So if you’re ready for a wild adventure filled with arachnid antics and olive oil escapades, then this is the Minecraft server for you. Join now and let the fun begin!