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LeesCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	5081
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Astral Projections Made:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter – >baitable Lees! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of mischievous llamas who love to prank unsuspecting players. Watch out for flying pies and exploding sheep!

2. We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers. Don’t worry, they won’t explode…probably.

3. Our PvP arena is located on a giant floating donut in the sky. The winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual bacon!

4. The villagers on our server have formed their own mafia and will trade rare items for emeralds…or else.

5. Our staff team consists of highly trained ninja cats who will protect you from griefers and hackers with their deadly claws and ninja skills.

So what are you waiting for? Join >baitable Lees today for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other!

HookedOnMinecraftSMP

Entertainment, fishing hook, Gesture, GIF, HookedOnMinecraftSMP, iconic, internet culture, moment, Popular, professional wrestler, punk, reeling in, Request, social media, sports, taunt, trending, viral, webm, wrestling, wwe

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	416
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	36
Magic Items Found:	6224	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Dimension Hops:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Dragons Tamed:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with more drama than a soap opera! Our server is home to the legendary Punk, who once caught a rare enchanted fishing rod that can reel in diamonds instead of fish. Yes, you read that right – diamonds! Join us for a chance to witness this epic moment and maybe even learn Punk’s secret fishing techniques. Who needs regular old fishing when you can reel in precious gemstones instead? Don’t miss out on the chaos and craziness that awaits you on our server. Join now and become a part of the madness!

GFHikeOrBye

adult responsibilities, Boundaries, communication problems, compromise, differing interests, difficulty levels, emotional reactions, Expectations, GFHikeOrBye, Hiking, internet research, misunderstandings, nature lovers, outdoor activities, outdoor adventures, relationship issues, setting expectations, Support, Trust, warning signs

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	9497
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6872	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	20
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Ores Mined:	806	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will test your survival skills like never before? Look no further than our server, where we promise to challenge you in ways you never thought possible!

Just like this guy’s girlfriend thought she could handle a tough hike, you’ll think you can handle anything our server throws at you. But beware, just like the girlfriend, you might end up in tears when you realize just how tough it really is.

Join our server today and see if you have what it takes to conquer the ultimate Minecraft challenges. And hey, if you end up in tears, at least you’ll have a good story to tell!

CraftyCriminalEmporium

#covert operations, CraftyCriminalEmporium, criminal activity, criminal front, dubious business, front business, hidden agenda., illegal activities, illegal enterprise, illegal front, illicit dealings, local business, questionable practices, shady business, sketchy business, Small Business, suspicious activity, suspicious business, underground operations, unlawful operations, unscrupulous practices

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	9907
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Villages Defended:	17	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Star Shards Collected:	67	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all you conspiracy theorists out there! Join us and uncover the truth behind that shady small business in your neighborhood that you just know is a front for something illegal.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of diamond-hoarding llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their evil plans? The choice is yours on our wacky and wild Minecraft server.

So come on down and join us for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience. Who knows what other crazy secrets and adventures await you in our one-of-a-kind world!

TerrorCraft: 15 Down, 6 to Go!

CASUALTIES, Combat, Conflict, Dead, extremist group, fighters, injured, iraq, Isis, ISLAMIC STATE, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, Raid, terror group, TerrorCraft, Terrorism, U.S. soldiers

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	997
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Chimeras Created:	1

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE ACTION THAN A RAID ON TERRORISTS IN IRAQ! 15 ISIS DUDES DEAD, 6 U.S. SOLDIERS HURT, BUT NO WORRIES, WE GOT DIAMOND ARMOR AND GOLDEN APPLES FOR DAYS! COME JOIN THE MADNESS AND FIGHT LIKE A TRUE WARRIOR IN OUR EPIC BATTLES! WHO NEEDS REAL LIFE WHEN YOU CAN HAVE THIS MUCH FUN IN A BLOCKY WORLD?! LET’S GOOOOOOOOOO!

Astral Pixelmon: The Server Where Even the Minecraft Mobs are Vanilla Flavored!

Adult Owned, Adult Ran, Astral, Challenges, Challenging, Custom Crates, Dex Rewards, EV Training, experienced, family friendly, Flavored, Fun, Gts, Gym Leaders, Kids, Minecraft, mobs, Modded, Obstacles, Pixelmon, Pixelmon Bingo, Pokebags, Server, Staff Team, trained staff, Unique, Vanilla, Wondertrade

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	159
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

Astral Pixelmon Server

Features
EV Training
Pixelmon Bingo
Dex Rewards
Custom Crates
Adult Owned
LGBTQ+ Friendly
WonderTrade
Pokebags
Pixelmon Raids
Gambling
Timber Mod
Resource World
Vanilla Mobs
Custom Textures
Gym Leaders
GTS

We are an adult ran/owned Pixelmon server. We encourage family friendly yet challenging fun through various obstacles unique to our Pixelmon server. With a trained staff team of adults who’ve been playing since they were kids, we can handle any challenge a server might throw at us.

FAQ

1. Is the server family-friendly?

Yes, we encourage family-friendly gameplay on our server.

2. Are there any age restrictions?

The server is adult owned but players of all ages are welcome to join.

3. Can I trade my Pixelmon with other players?

Yes, we have a Global Trade System (GTS) in place for players to trade their Pixelmon.

4. Is the server LGBTQ+ friendly?

Yes, we are proud to be LGBTQ+ friendly and welcome players from all backgrounds.

5. Are there any player-run Gym Leaders on the server?

Yes, we have Gym Leaders who are players that challenge other players to earn badges.

BounceCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	7273
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make your dick fall asleep? Well, look no further because our server will make your dick bounce like never before! Join us for the wildest ride of your life as you explore a world filled with flying pigs, rainbow unicorns, and dancing creepers. Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure that will leave you screaming, “HOLY SHIT MY DICK!” Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (and your dick too)!

MidnightMatchmaker Minecraft SMP

american culture, AMERICANS, Americans see nothing wrong, Cultural differences, cultural norms, late night, late night activities, match, match at midnight, midnight, midnight activities, midnight match, MidnightMatchmaker, Minecraft, nothing wrong, see nothing wrong, smp, social behavior, societal acceptance, societal norms, starts at midnight, wrong

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	7584
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Emeralds Found:	9382
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Magic Items Found:	6874
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules and plays nice? Well, look no further because on our server, Americans see nothing wrong with this! That’s right, we embrace chaos and encourage players to let their wildest imaginations run wild.

Join us for epic battles where the only rule is there are no rules! Want to build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat? Go for it! Feel like starting a prank war with your fellow players? We say bring it on!

But that’s not all – on our server, we have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and trade rare items for emeralds. Rumor has it that if you can find their hidden base, they will grant you three wishes (but be careful what you wish for)!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before, come join us where Americans see nothing wrong with this. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember – anything goes on our server!

SisStrandedCraft

activities, aita, anxiety, birthday celebration, emotional bullying, Enjoy, fast walker, International trip, LEAVING, mean, Nuisance, passive aggression, power struggle, Respect, SisStrandedCraft, sister, solo trip, travel, Twins, Walking

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	4490
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Potions Brewed:	87
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your annoying twin sister? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and crazy adventure that will have you laughing and having fun for hours on end.

We promise that no one will leave you behind like your sister did on your trip. In fact, we’ll make sure you’re always included and never feel like a nuisance. Our community is full of friendly players who will always have your back, unlike your sister who just walks off without a care in the world.

So come join us and leave all your worries behind. Build, explore, and have a blast on our server – because here, you’ll never have to deal with passive-aggressive behavior or walking power struggles. It’s all fun and games here, so what are you waiting for? Join now and let the good times roll!

CraftyMythBusters

casual beliefs, common deceptions, common falsehoods, common myths, common untruths, CraftyMythBusters, cultural lies, cultural myths, false beliefs, falsehoods, massive lie, misconceptions, Popular misconceptions, popular myths, societal lies, societal misconceptions, Urban Legends, widely accepted lies, widely believed falsehoods, widely believed lies

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	8151
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8856	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
New Chunks Explored:	964684	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Emeralds Found:	5558	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

That diamonds are the rarest thing in Minecraft! Pfft, think again! On our server, we have flying pigs that poop out diamonds every hour on the hour. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a unicorn that farts out enchanted golden apples. Join us for a chance to live out your wildest Minecraft fantasies and uncover the biggest lies in the game!

MyelinMadnessCraft

brain cancer, brain health, brain malignancy, brain tumor, cancer progression, cancer research, cancer therapy, cancer treatment, immune cells, immune response, Macrophage, malignancy, myelin degradation, myelin recycling, myelin regeneration, MyelinMadnessCraft, tumor development, tumor growth, tumor invasion, Tumor Microenvironment

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	3246
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Ores Mined:	1190
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	191	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Mines Excavated:	2007	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like a wild rollercoaster ride of epic proportions. imagine a world where macrophages are like these crazy superheroes, recycling myelin to fuel brain cancer malignancy. it’s like a sci-fi movie mixed with a fantasy novel, but in minecraft form. u gotta see it to believe it. plus, we got unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their butts and flying pigs that drop bacon as loot. join now and experience the madness for yourself!