Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of riding a pig into battle against a horde of angry zombies, or if you’ve ever dreamed of building a house made entirely out of exploding TNT blocks.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons until the sun comes up. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that shoots laser beams!
So say goodbye to boring advice and hello to the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!
and get this, our community is, like, super inclusive and welcoming to everyone, no matter who you are or where you come from. we even have, like, special events and games just for our autistic players, because we believe in spreading love and positivity to everyone.
join us now and experience the craziest adventures, meet the wackiest players, and be a part of something truly special. trust us, you won’t regret it. come on, what are you waiting for? let’s get this party started! 🎉🎮 #minecraftmadness
| Player Base | Whitelisted, preferably 18+ individuals who are looking for a calm and mature server environment. |
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| Gameplay | Offers a “Vanilla+++” experience with mods enhancing building and adventuring, as well as quality of life mods. |
| Commands | Players have access to /home, /sethome, and other teleporting commands. Waystones are also available. |
| In-Game Social | Features proximity voice chat for easier communication and emphasizes community and town building. |
| Server Life | Admins add scripted Dungeons and hold events for players to enjoy. Rewards and loot available for completing challenges. |
| Question | Answer |
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| How can I join the server? | For application and more information, please visit the Discord server at https://discord.gg/kT2cqVSk2Y |
| What mods are included in the server? | Main feature mods include “Ars Nouveau”, “The Graveyard”, “Chipped”, and “Mystical Agriculture”, with additional quality of life mods. |
| Is the server new? | This season has been running since early April, 2024, and may have players at different levels of progression. |
| Is there a minimum age requirement? | While it’s preferred for players to be 18+, the server is mainly for mature individuals seeking a relaxed atmosphere. |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a beast so fierce and feathery that even the bravest players tremble at the sight of it. Rumor has it that whoever can defeat the Ender Chicken will be granted one wish by the Minecraft gods themselves.
And if you’re feeling particularly daring, you can take on the challenge of the lava parkour course, where one wrong move could send you plummeting into a pit of molten lava. But hey, at least you’ll have a sex slave to cheer you on!
So come join us on our crazy Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really reads those anyway?).
Our server is the perfect escape from real-life boundary violations and bizarre excuses. Say goodbye to worrying about sloth-like intruders and hello to a community of players who just want to have a good time without any unwanted guests.
So why join our server? Because we guarantee you won’t find any mother-in-laws trying to invade your virtual space. Plus, who wouldn’t want to escape to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the coolest virtual house possible? Join us now and let the fun begin!
| Server Overview |
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| No ranks / No economy / No shops / No TP |
| PVP is enabled |
| Rain is disabled |
| Starter kit on first login (iron tools and food) |
| Worldguard Protection for regulars |
| CHEATING/SPAWNKILLING will get you banned |
| Griefing/Stealing is allowed on unprotected area |
| Farming is allowed |
| Daily server backup |
No, cheating or spawn killing will result in a ban.
Griefing and stealing are allowed on unprotected areas.
The starter kit includes iron tools and food for your initial gameplay.
Regular players are provided with Worldguard Protection to protect their areas from griefing.
Yes, our discord server is: https://discord.gg/ZUqV8N2Q93
The server address is healthesquad.com
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps. Our community is like no other, with players who will have you laughing until your sides hurt.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Cupboard Clearing Challenge, where players race against the clock to clear out as many cupboards as possible. The winner gets a virtual trophy and bragging rights for eternity.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself reading in between the lines of a Minecraft sign and missing it all the time.