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CraftyCommies: MaximumMischief

aggression, Conflict, CraftyCommies, diplomatic relations, economic warfare, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global impact, government directives, international relations, maximum harm, MaximumMischief, military strategy, mobilise, political tensions, Propaganda, response, RETALIATION, russia, russians, sanctions, West

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	3142
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Crops Grown:	5016
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Secret Passages Found:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3885	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we have russians mobilizing to inflict maximum harm on the west in response to sanctions!! it’s like a crazy war zone but with blocks and creepers instead of tanks and missiles. join us for the chaos and destruction, it’s gonna be a blast! plus, our russian players are super dedicated and will stop at nothing to dominate the server. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the madness!

TongueCraft: Texture Feels

Feels, Texture, TongueCraft

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	788
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Elemental Crystals Collected:	76	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Farms Harvested:	772	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Yo, ever wanted to know what it feels like to lick a block? well, on our server, you can do just that! we have the most lickable surfaces in alllll of Minecraft.

Join us for the chance to ride on a flying pig while battling a giant chicken in a tutu.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust a move and the zombies do the thriller dance.

So come on down to our server and experience the most absurd and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Plus, did we mention we have a pet llama that tells dad jokes? Yeah, it’s pretty epic.

IsopropanolCraft: The Liquid Battery Server

#sustainability, alternative fuel, Battery, clean energy, Demand, efficient, energy efficiency, energy storage, excess energy, Future, green energy, high-density, hydrogen carrier, innovation, isopropanol, IsopropanolCraft, liquid, liquid battery, PROMISING.., renewable energy, researchers, Server, study, Technology

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	7116
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Star Shards Collected:	210
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Magic Items Found:	4521	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13

OMG, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT LIQUID BATTERIES, YO! IM TALKIN’ BOUT ISOPROPANOL, A LIQUID ALCOHOL THAT STORES RENEWABLE ENERGY LIKE A BOSS. U CAN USE IT ON DEMAND, LIKE MAGIC! IMAGINE HAVIN’ UNLIMITED ENERGY FOR UR CRAZY MINECRAFT ADVENTURES. JOIN NOW AND BE A PART OF DA FUTURE, WHERE LIQUID BATTERIES RULE DA WORLD! #RENEWABLEENERGY #LIQUIDBATTERIES #MINECRAFTFUN 🤪🔋🍹🎮

DragonCraft Server: Freeza, Zarbon, Dodoria!

Anime, character gender, Dodoria, dragon ball, dragon ball z, DragonCraft, Dubbing, female voice, Freeza, gender change, Gender Fluidity, Gender Identity, gender switch, General Blue, Greek dub, Greek version, male voice, Server, transformation, Transgender, voice acting, Zarbon

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	2089
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Dragons Tamed:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Star Shards Collected:	148
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Buildings Constructed:	45

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as General Blue’s gender swaps? Look no further! Our server is like a Dragon Ball episode on steroids, with Freeza, Zarbon, and Dodoria all rocking fabulous girl power vibes. Join us for a gender-bending adventure that will leave you questioning your own identity (in the best way possible). So come on down and experience the craziest Minecraft server this side of Namek!

EndwalkerCraft Minecraft Server

Alt ERP, American Society of Magical N-words, Balmung, Big Trouble in Little China Movie Meetup, DAWNTRAIL, DCs MIXER, dragon quest collab, Ebin Awards, Empyreum, endwalker, EndwalkerCraft, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, IASIP, In-game Events, Linkshells, Liveletter Meetup, Mario Party Salty Bets, MEETUPS, Minecraft, monster hunter, Moogle Treasure Trove, PvP Series 5, Resources, Road to El Dorado Movie, Server, Twin Peaks, Yo-Kai Watch Event

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	5396
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	134
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	144

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever lay your blocky eyes on! We’ve got more resources than you can shake a diamond pickaxe at, free companies that will make you feel like royalty, and linkshells that will have you communicating like a pro.

But wait, there’s more! Join us for our in-game events that will blow your mind. We’ve got a Dragon Quest Collab that will have you battling golems in the hills until June 20th. And don’t even get us started on the Moogle Treasure Trove event – you’ll be swimming in treasure until June 24th!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about our Yo-kai Watch event re-run that will have you hunting down spirits until version 7.0? Or our PvP Series 5 that will have you battling it out like a true warrior until version 7.0 as well?

But the real reason to join our server? The meetups, of course! From movie nights to gaming tournaments, we’ve got it all. Join us for a liveletter meetup, a big trouble in little China movie night, or even a Mario Party Salty Bet showdown. The possibilities are endless!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on the most epic Minecraft server ever created and let the fun begin!

PreggoBeachWalkOutAITA

aita, Beach, foreign country, height difference, hot weather, PreggoBeachWalkOutAITA, Pregnant, pregnant wife, relationship, slow walker, Walking

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	915
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s hotter than a foreign country? Look no further! Join our server where the only thing taller than the temperature is the drama!

We’ve got pregnant players who walk slower than a turtle, husbands who pull ahead without looking back, and wives who get mad over the tiniest things. But hey, who needs a beach when you can have all this excitement in-game?

So come join us and experience the thrill of wondering if your virtual spouse will trip and fall while you’re off exploring. It’s a wild ride that will leave you questioning your sanity and your relationship status. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now!

CraftyLadiesLoveIt

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	5608
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Dimension Hops:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Hey gamers, looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality itself? Look no further than our server, where creepers wear top hats and skeletons breakdance while shooting arrows!

Join us and experience a world where diamonds rain from the sky and pigs ride on saddled chickens. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon wears sunglasses and drops disco balls instead of experience points.

Forget about building boring old houses, on our server you can construct a castle made entirely out of cake or a roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano. And don’t worry about griefers, our mods are trained in the ancient art of llama jousting to protect your creations.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true! And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep).

BirdFluOutbreak Minecraft Server

Australia, avian influenza, bird flu, BirdFluOutbreak, confirmed case, disease control, epidemiology, global health, H5N1, health crisis, human case, India, Infectious Disease, International cooperation, Minecraft, outbreak, pandemic, public health, Server, Transmission, viral infection, World Health Organization, zoonotic disease

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	9651
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Divine Spears Created:	16
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Mines Excavated:	1533
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can catch bird flu from india? well, look no further cuz this server is the place to be! we got all the infected chickens u could ever want, straight from the streets of mumbai. come join us for a truly unique and life-threatening experience! who needs health when u can have bird flu instead, am i right? join now and see if u can survive the ultimate challenge of dodging bird flu in minecraft!

FrozenAssetTappers

Conflict Resolution, crisis management., Diplomacy, diplomatic agreement, diplomatic efforts., economic aid, economic sanctions, financial assistance, financial support, foreign policy, frozen assets, FrozenAssetTappers, G-7, geopolitical tensions, global politics, International cooperation, international relations, political negotiations, russia, sanctions, Ukraine

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	3457
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Mines Excavated:	2087
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Star Shards Collected:	218	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

OMG u gotta join dis server cuz we got da craziest shiznit goin on! We be takin over frozen russian assets like we in a spy movie or somethin! And get dis, we gonna tap dem for $50 BILLION and give it all to Ukraine cuz we da real MVPs out here! Join us and be part of da most epic heist in Minecraft history! Who needs diamonds when you got frozen russian assets, amirite?! Let’s do dis, fam! #JusticeForUkraine #MinecraftHeistGoals 🤑💎🚀

TextbookVsWikipediaLOL

ACADEMIC, credibility, digital age, education, funny, inaccurate information, information sources, internet, irony, knowledge, learning, outdated information, Recommendations, research, Resources, School, study habits, teachers, textbooks, TextbookVsWikipediaLOL, wikipedia

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	6419
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5

lol imagine playing on a server where u can build ur own rollercoaster out of diamond blocks and ride it with a pig as ur co-pilot 🐷🎢 join our server for a chance to battle a giant chicken boss that shoots fireballs out of its beak 🔥🐔 and if u win, u get a magical sword that makes u invincible for 24 hours 🗡️💪 plus, our server has a secret underground disco party where u can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long 💃💀 so why waste time with boring textbooks when u can have epic adventures on our server instead? join now and let the craziness begin! 🤪🎮