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GrampsFuneralMC Server

Boundaries, challenging family dynamics, communication breakdown, coping with loss, difficult decisions, difficult family situations, emotional distress, emotional manipulation, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, father daughter relationship, funeral attendance, GrampsFuneralMC, grief and loss, mourning process, personal rights, self-care, Server, stepmother issues, support system, toxic relationships

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	6365
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Void Gems Collected:	35	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Crops Grown:	3506
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14

Are you tired of family drama and need a break from real life chaos? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build, mine, and craft without any crazy stepmothers causing trouble!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about choosing between attending your grandfather’s funeral or dealing with a manipulative stepmother. Instead, you can focus on creating epic builds and exploring new realms with your fellow players.

Forget about the diary-keeping, drama-starting relatives in your life and immerse yourself in a world where the only conflict is between you and the mobs. Join now and leave the family feuds behind – after all, diamonds are a girl’s best friend!

NoSmokeNoFunCraft

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	5525
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Villages Defended:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Star Shards Collected:	96	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s lit AF? Well, look no further! Our server is so fire, even the smoke alarms can’t handle it! Join us for some smokin’ hot gameplay and crazy adventures.

We promise a smoking good time, just like when your partner sets off the smoke alarms in your dad’s house. But don’t worry, on our server, the only thing that’ll be lit is the fun!

So come on over and join us for a blaze of a time. Just make sure to keep the smoke alarms off, unless you want to start a fight with the admins!

PizzaRuinerMC SMP

bad sauce, bad service, burnt crust, cold pizza, delivery mishaps, disappointing meal, food poisoning, incorrect order, overcooked, PizzaRuinerMC, poor quality, ruined dinner, ruined pizza, smp, soggy crust, stale ingredients, too little cheese, too much cheese, toppings, undercooked, wrong temperature, wrong toppings

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	8628
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Farms Harvested:	139
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Buildings Constructed:	21	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! We have a secret pizza cult hidden deep within our world where players must sacrifice their least favorite toppings to the Pizza God in order to gain special powers. But beware, if you ruin a pizza in-game, the Pizza God will curse you with never-ending pineapple toppings on all your future pizzas! It’s a cheesy adventure like no other, so come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the world of pizza madness!

MineCraftFiredFast – “Gone in 60 Seconds”

Colleague, company policy, dismissal, employment, FIRED, HR, Incompetence, job loss, job performance, job probation, Job Termination, MineCraftFiredFast, misconduct, new hire, probation period., quick dismissal, quick turnaround, Seconds, Termination, termination process, termination reasons, Workplace

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	6253
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3196
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

Have you ever seen someone get fired faster than a creeper blowing up in your face? Well, on our Minecraft server, we hold the record for the fastest firing ever! One guy thought he could build a house out of dirt blocks and call it a mansion – needless to say, he was out of here quicker than you can say “diamond pickaxe.” Join our server for a chance to witness some epic fails and maybe even set a new record for the fastest firing!

CannabisCraft Minecraft Server

2024.., agriculture, Authorization, cannabis cultivation, cannabis industry, cannabis legalization, CannabisCraft, economic boost, export potential, Farmers, farming community, government approval, job creation, legalization, market demand, Minecraft, morocco, North Africa, regulatory framework, rural development, Server, sustainable practices, traditional crops

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	1478
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	88
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	79	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Secret Passages Found:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8

Yo, imagine a Minecraft server where you can grow your own virtual cannabis farm like those farmers in Morocco! Get those virtual green thumbs ready, cuz in 2024, we’re giving out authorization for all players to cultivate their own cannabis crops.

Join our server and become the ultimate weed farmer, trading your crops with other players for virtual riches. Who needs diamonds when you can have a field full of sticky icky buds, amirite?

So come on down to our server and get ready to blaze it up in Minecraft like never before. It’s gonna be lit, literally. Join now and let’s get farming, baby! 🌿🔥 #420minecraftdreams

UkrainianAirHobble

air defenses, Conflict, defense budget, defense industry, defense systems, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, military capabilities, Military operations, military strategy, military technology, political tensions, russia, sanctions, Ukraine, UkrainianAirHobble, War

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	7524
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Love Letters Sent:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Dragons Tamed:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

so, like, you know how russia is all big and bad and stuff? well, on this server, ukraine is like the ultimate troll and is totally owning russia’s air defenses. it’s like watching a cat play with a mouse, but in minecraft. join this server to witness the epic battle between ukraine and russia, and maybe even join in on the fun! who knew minecraft could be so intense and political? come join the chaos and see who comes out on top in this crazy virtual world!

BeeScentsGoneWild

antennal responses, BEES, BeeScentsGoneWild, Biodiversity, chemical communication, climate change, colonies, Decline, ecological disruption, ecosystem, environmental impact, floral scents, global warming, heatwaves, insect behavior, insect populations, Plants, pollination, Pollinators, populations, Temperature

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	9317
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	84
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ IT’S SO HOT (+40º) THAT EVEN THE BEES CAN’T SMELL THE FLOWERS ANYMORE! THEY’RE TOO BUSY SWEATING AND FORGETTING HOW TO TALK TO PLANTS! COME HELP SAVE THE BEES AND STOP THIS CRAZY HEATWAVE MADNESS! PLAY NOW BEFORE THE FLOWERS START TALKING BACK TO US!

NOT Skyblock Server With NO Payouts or ANY hype pvp pve skyblock DO NOT JOIN

bedrock, Bosses, crops, Cultivate, Events, Farmer, Farming, Fight, hype, ISLAND, java, Join, Koth, Mining, Network, Payouts, Powerful, PvE, PvP, real-world money, Release, Rewards, Server, server ip, Skyblock, Upgrade

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	7717
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5806	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Crops Grown:	1266
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Welcome to MaceMC!
New Bedrock and Java server releasing September 1st!
Versions 1.8 – 1.21

Events: Participate in events and win amazing rewards!
Bosses: Team up with others to fight powerful bosses!
PvP/KOTH: Fight against others to win King of The Hill!
Mining: Explore and mine valuable resources to upgrade your island!
Farming: Cultivate your crops and become the top farmer on the server!
Payouts: Compete for top spots and earn real-world money!

Releasing September 1st @ 8pm EST

Server IP: macemc.org

Bedrock Port: 25583

Discord Invite: https://discord.gg/QCxJJKuyVF

FAQ

Question	Answer
When is the server releasing?	The server will be releasing on September 1st at 8pm EST.
What versions of Minecraft are supported?	Versions 1.8 to 1.21 are supported on the server.
What can players do on the server?	Players can participate in events, team up to fight bosses, engage in PvP/KOTH battles, mine resources, cultivate crops, and compete for payouts.
Is there a Discord server for MaceMC?	Yes, you can join the Discord server using the invite link provided.

ThomYorke’sMCServer

2021 releases, albums, Alternative, appreciation, Blessing, creativity, electronic, EXPERIMENTAL, Gratitude, Innovative, inspiration, Music, musical genius., new music, prolific artist, Radiohead, solo artist, talented musician, thank you, Thom Yorke, ThomYorkesMCServer

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	2138
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Star Shards Collected:	258	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old songs playing on repeat? Well, fear not, because our server has been personally blessed by Thom Yorke himself! That’s right, the lead singer of Radiohead has graced us with not one, not two, but THREE new albums this year, and they’re all exclusively available for your listening pleasure while you mine and craft to your heart’s content.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that Thom Yorke himself will occasionally log on to the server to play with fans and drop exclusive in-game items that you won’t find anywhere else. Imagine stumbling upon a rare diamond block that Thom Yorke himself placed just for you! It’s like winning the lottery, but with more creepers.

So why waste your time on other servers when you could be hanging out with Thom Yorke and jamming out to his latest tunes while you build your dream world in Minecraft? Join us now and experience the magic for yourself!

GleipnirGang Minecraft SMP – Chapter 25 “Stalling for Diamonds”

amoral heroine, brute strength, chapter, chapter 1, chapter 10, Chapter 10.5, Chapter 11, Chapter 12, Chapter 13, Chapter 14, Chapter 15, chapter 16, chapter 17, Chapter 19, chapter 2, chapter 20, chapter 21, chapter 22, Chapter 23, Chapter 24, chapter 25, chapter 3, chapter 4, chapter 5, chapter 6, Chapter 7, Chapter 8, chapter 9, Chapter.18, Claire Aoki, Daily Gleipnir, depression, diamonds, Empathy, FRANKENSTEIN, GleipnirGang, great purge, human morals, insufferable, Manga, Minecraft, Monster, Protagonist, Sadistic, secret, self hate, sense of smell, Shuichi Kagaya, smp, stalling, stalling for time, Twisted, Vampire

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	8285
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2078	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as twisted as the relationship between Shuichi and Claire? Look no further! Join our server where you can unleash your inner monster and wreak havoc with your fluffy paws and abnormally strong sense of smell. Just like Shuichi, you’ll be facing off against sadistic players like Claire who will stop at nothing to uncover your secrets and hold them over your head. Will you hold onto your human morals or embrace the darkness within? Join now for a chance to experience the ultimate battle of monsters and humans in a world where anything is possible! Just like the chapters in this manga, each day on our server brings new surprises and challenges that will keep you on the edge of your seat. Don’t miss out on the adventure – join today!