BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

OligarchCraft Minecraft Server
controversial statements, current events, Diplomacy, foreign affairs, Government, influential figures, international relations, Minecraft, News, nice people, OligarchCraft, Opinions, Politics, president, quotes, russia, Russian oligarchs, Server, Statements, trump, united states, wealthy individuals, world leaders
so, like, u wanna join this amazin minecraft server? well lemme tell u, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread. we got unicorns flyin around, talkin cows, and even a secret portal to the land of chocolate.
one time, this dude named Steve built a rollercoaster that went all the way to the moon. yeah, u heard me right, THE MOON. and then there was this epic battle between a giant chicken and a pack of evil llamas. it was wild, man.
oh, and did i mention we have a secret society of dancing pandas? they throw the best parties, let me tell ya. and if u join now, u get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows. what more could u possibly want?
so come on, join us on this crazy adventure. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, Trump said he knows some Russian oligarchs that play on our server and they’re really nice people. so, like, what are u waiting for? come join the fun!

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Born Above, Die Below, Ground Level
Afterlife, Birth, Born, contemplation, death, Die, Existence, ground, ground level, human experience, intermediate value theorem, Journey, LEVEL, Life, metaphysics, mortality, mortality awareness, perspective, philosophy, REBIRTH, Reflection, spirituality, Transcendence, TRANSITION
join our epic minecraft server because we have a secret underground city where all the cool kids hang out. we have a roller coaster that takes you straight to the center of the earth where you can high five satan himself. our diamond mines are so rich, you’ll be swimming in bling bling in no time. plus, we have a secret society of chickens who wear tiny tophats and monocles. come join us and experience the ultimate minecraft adventure where you’ll be at ground level and beyond at the same time. it’s like math, but way more fun!

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GlacierCraft Flooded Uranium
ancient glaciers, bulldozers, Chemicals, complex life, Earth’s surface, enormous, FLOODED, Floods, flourishing, Flushed, GlacierCraft, ice sheets, Massive, Melted, MINERALS, oceans, Paving The Way, research, Reshaping, Revealed, triggered, uranium
Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build stuff? Well, have I got the server for you! This server is like no other because it’s built on TOP of those ancient glaciers that reshaped Earth! That’s right, you’ll be mining and building in the footsteps of giant bulldozers!
But wait, there’s more! When these glaciers melted, they unleashed massive floods that brought all sorts of crazy minerals into the oceans. And guess what? We’ve got uranium! That’s right, you can mine for uranium and become the richest player on the server! Just watch out for mutant sea creatures that have been affected by all that uranium. They might try to steal your loot!
So come join us on this wild and wacky server where you’ll mine, build, and maybe even mutate into a super-powered being! Who needs boring old regular Minecraft when you can have all this insanity? Join now and start your epic adventure today!

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BoomMc
Adventure, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Minigames, Modded, multiplayer, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla
Boom MC is an upcoming public minecraft server. It has 5 different gamemodes and more are on the way! It includes favorites like kit pvp, parkour, and survival! What does we offer?!?! A Trained & Qualified Staff Team! Fun Weekly Events! An Active community! A Powerful Server! meaning No lag for you! What do you have to do to join!
BoomSMPfun.feryc.com

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Blitz Factions
alliances, Anarchy, Blitz Factions, Competition, creative freedoms, ender dragon egg, Factions, Factions plugin, game play loop, Goal, Loot, Minecraft, multiplayer, PvP, Resets, Rewards, Rust, small world, strategy, Survival, Vanilla, weekly reset
Imagine the game play loop of Rust mixed with the creative freedoms given by Minecraft. The idea is this: A small world with the Factions plugin that resets every week. There is a goal in all of this, and that is to be the person who holds the ender dragon egg at the end of the week. If you have the egg then you will get some loot at the start of the next wipe.
136.38.73.79:42069

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Ethereal Beauty Realm 1.21
attraction, attractiveness, beauty, BMI, body image, Confidence, DATING, Ethereal, health, Men, overweight, Perception, physical appearance, Psychology, Realm, relationships, self esteem, society, Standards, weight, Women
Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP!
I mean, come on, this place is lit AF with crazy builds and epic adventures waiting for you.
You won’t believe the insane mobs and bosses that will test your skills to the max.
Plus, the community is like a bunch of wild monkeys on Red Bull, always ready to party and have a good time.
So, what are you waiting for? Get your blocky butt in here and start crafting some epic memories!

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CarCraftMomGoneWild
Agreement, Argument, CAR, CarCraftMomGoneWild, Communication, Conflict, disagreement, ENTITLEMENT, Fairness, family, Financial, Gratitude, mom, money back, ownership, Purchase, resolution, RESPONSIBILITY, sale, SELLING, Vehicle
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have any car drama like this poor soul! Join us for some epic adventures and crazy fun that will make you forget all about arguing over money with your mom.
Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
1. Our server is so awesome, you’ll forget all about needing a car in the first place. Who needs wheels when you can ride a virtual dragon around the block?
2. We have a special quest where you have to battle a horde of evil mechanics who break windows and charge outrageous fees. Defeat them and earn a shiny new diamond sword!
3. Forget about arguing over money with your mom, on our server, you can earn virtual coins by mining diamonds and trading with villagers. No need to haggle with family members over car payments here!
So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only drama you’ll encounter is whether to build a castle or a roller coaster first. See you in the virtual world!

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MAGA Cap Crew – No Griefing!
American politics, CAP, CONSERVATIVE, conservative fashion, controversial fashion, CREW, divisive attire, Griefing, Identifying, identifying clothing, identifying symbols, MAGA, MAGA caps, polarizing clothing, political attire, political fashion, political identification, political polarization, political statements, Politics, REPUBLICAN, right wing, Trump merchandise, Trump supporters
Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, the players wear MAGA caps on their right side! It’s like our secret code to know who’s down to build and who’s down to troll. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond block, you’ll unlock a portal to a land filled with flying pigs and rainbow unicorns. So, like, why wouldn’t you wanna be part of this epic adventure? Join now and let’s get this party started! 🎉🐷🌈

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Factions Oak
Capture the Flag, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hunger Games, KitPvP, Minigames, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Skywars, Spleef, Survival, Towny, Vanilla
A raw factions server, raid people, build your base, become the most powerful player. Create the biggest farms, acquire spawners and build your empire.
mc.factionsoak.net

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Equus-Haven
Alpha Testing, Beta Testing, coastal town, Community, concepts, Creative, creativity, disciplines, Economy, Equestrian, Horses, Minecraft, Modded, Player Shops, Properties, Ranks, Realism, Rewards, Roleplay, Server, Shops, Survival, trailers, Whitelist
This is a minecraft Modded equestrian server! We are currently in alpha testing. Beta Testing will be open to all current discord members as soon as it is ready to be opened. This server includes some realism as well as our own concepts.
– Some things we will offer include: – Registrating horses and properties – Tons of different disciplines to compete in, and rewards for winning as well as moving up the ranks. – A large sense of community. – The ability to build on your plot in creative or survival. – A coastal town full of shops and server buildings as well as player shops all in one place. – Trailers to take you to all of your locations. – +More! Come on over to find out!
192.99.28.22:25573

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