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LilBigCraft Minecraft Server

90s gaming, Adventure, BROWN, character design, classic, cult classic, game development, Gaming, Gaming Community, lba, LBA2, LilBigCraft, Little Big Adventure, Minecraft, Nostalgia, remake, remake announcement, remake news, retro gaming, Server, Twinsen, Twinsen brown, video game

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	1341
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	947	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Buildings Constructed:	48	Secret Passages Found:	6

Yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to explore a world where Little Big Adventure meets Minecraft? Well, this server is the place to be! We’ve got Twinsen looking fly in his new brown outfit, ready to take on all the challenges that come his way.

Join us for epic quests, crazy adventures, and maybe even a dance-off with the Groboclones. Who knows what kind of mischief you’ll get into on this server? Plus, rumor has it that the magic ball has been replaced with a diamond pickaxe – talk about an upgrade!

So why wait? Come join us on this wild ride and let’s see if you have what it takes to be the ultimate hero of this wacky world. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the fun and laughter that awaits you on this one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Let’s do this, gamers!

Minecraft SMP: BritsInBlocks

british animals, British countryside, british culture, british dogs, British heritage, british pets, british terriers, British traditions, british wildlife, BritsInBlocks, canine companions, dog behavior, Dog Breeds, dog care, dog enthusiasts, dog grooming, dog health, dog lovers, dog ownership, dog training, english dogs, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	9996
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	8542
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Meteorites Collected:	0
Void Gems Collected:	33	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only pets you can have are cats and wolves? Well, do we have the server for you – introducing the dog edition SMP!

Join our wacky world where every player starts off with their very own pack of 100 dogs. That’s right, 100 dogs! Watch as they follow you around, wreak havoc on unsuspecting villagers, and even help you mine for diamonds (they’re trained like that, don’t question it).

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Dog King, a giant corgi who rules over the land with an iron paw. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in battle, you’ll be granted the power to turn into a dog yourself. Woof woof, baby!

So come on down to the dog edition SMP and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Just be sure to bring plenty of bones and treats – you’re gonna need ’em!

NYC_CrazyCraft_MinecraftSMP

BIZARRE, crazy, eXtraordinary, INSANE, new york city, NYC, NYC_CrazyCraft_MinecraftSMP, odd, offbeat, outlandish, peculiar, Shocking.., strange, Surprising, UNBELIEVABLE, unexpected, UNUSUAL, weird, Wild

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	913
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Ores Mined:	9864
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Farms Harvested:	795
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Oh, honey, you haven’t seen crazy until you’ve joined our Minecraft SMP! We’ve got villagers riding pigs, creepers doing the cha-cha, and chickens leading rebellions against the sheep. Our server is basically a virtual circus on steroids. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of ninja llamas. So if you’re ready to experience a whole new level of insanity, come join us and prepare to have your mind blown!

BlockbusterTV

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	7401
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	458	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Secret Passages Found:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than the final season of Game of Thrones? Look no further, because our server is the true MVP of TV series! We’ve got more drama than Grey’s Anatomy, more action than The Walking Dead, and more twists than Riverdale (seriously, who saw that Gargoyle King reveal coming?). Join us and experience the ultimate TV show-inspired adventure, where you can build your own Westeros, fight off hordes of zombies, and uncover the mysteries of a small town with way too many secrets. Trust us, this server is a solid 10/10 on the TV series scale!

KimJongCraft Minecraft Server

authoritarianism, DAUGHTER, Dictatorship, family dynasty, Government, Kim, Kim dynasty, Kim Jong-un, KimJongCraft, Korean Peninsula, leader, leadership, Minecraft, next generation, North Korea, political future, Politics, power transition, Régime, seoul, Server, Succession, succession plan

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	5716
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Votes:	5804
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8

so like, u know how in minecraft u can be the leader of ur own lil world? well this server is like that, but on steroids! imagine being the leader of a whole country, like kim jong un in north korea. but get this, on this server, u can be even crazier than him! u can train ur daughter to be the next leader, just like kim is doing in real life. but instead of nukes and stuff, u can use TNT and creepers to assert ur dominance. join now for a wild ride of power, politics, and pixelated explosions!

CraftyKremlin2024

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	855
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Love Letters Sent:	11
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	182

OMG u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like the wildest ride of ur life! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the moonwalk, it’s like a freakin’ circus up in here!

PLUS, rumor has it that if u find the secret diamond cave, u unlock a portal to a magical land where u can ride unicorns and battle dragons with ur bare hands!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is protected by a team of ninja llamas who will karate chop any griefers trying to mess with ur stuff. Ain’t nobody gonna mess with ur pixelated mansion on this server, no sir!

So come on down and join the fun, cuz this Minecraft server is LIT AF and u don’t wanna miss out on all the wacky adventures waiting for u!

RSCraft Network

comfortable, Community, Fun, Minecraft, Modalities, Ranks, RSCRAFT, RSCraft Network, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	7951
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Void Gems Collected:	13	New Chunks Explored:	177056
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

This server was made for your fun, we will have many available modalities, ranks and an excellent community so that you feel comfortable. We await you at RSCRAFT.

mc.rscraft.xyz:19132

NoWayCraft Minecraft Server

6 figures, empowerment, equality, Expectations, family, feminism, gender equality, Gender Roles, Jobs, Masculinity, Men, Minecraft, not okay, NoWayCraft, republicans, Server, social norms, society, stand up, start families, take care, traditional values, work-life balance

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	9760
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	40	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays it safe? Well, look no further because our server is where the real men come to play! We don’t just build houses and mine for diamonds, we conquer dragons and fight off creepers with our bare hands!

Join our server and prove your masculinity by making at least 6 figures in game currency to take care of your virtual family. Who needs a job in the real world when you can be a Minecraft millionaire? Plus, our community is full of tough guys who aren’t afraid to show off their skills and take on any challenge that comes their way.

So why settle for a basic Minecraft server when you can join the ultimate test of manliness? Come join us and show the world that you’re not just a player, you’re a Minecraft warrior!

“WhyDidSheDoIt” Minecraft SMP

bewildering actions, crime, cryptic decisions, curious motives, Enigma, enigmatic behavior, hidden agenda., inscrutable motives, investigation, Minecraft, Motive, Mystery, perplexing behavior, perplexing choices, psychological thriller, puzzling actions, secret intentions, smp, Suspense, Thriller, unanswered questions, unexplained actions, WhyDidSheDoIt

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	1412
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	24
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to uncover the mystery of why that one player built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat in the middle of the ocean. Rumor has it, it holds the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. Plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server with their superior building skills. Don’t miss out on the chaos and hilarity that ensues on our server – come join us and become part of the wackiest Minecraft community out there!

BroGfApologyDenied

allistic, Apology, autism, Boundaries, BroGfApologyDenied, Communication, Conflict Resolution, emotional intelligence, Empathy, family dynamics, Family Values, human decency, misunderstandings, neurodivergent, neurodiversity, neurotypical, relationships, Respect, social dynamics, Trauma, Understanding

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	4505
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Divine Spears Created:	30
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7358	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

🌟 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is just as common as creepers blowing up your house! 🌟

Looking for a server where you can experience the thrill of navigating through complex relationships? Look no further! Join us and witness the epic saga of an 18F player dealing with her brother’s 22-year-old girlfriend, Julia (21), who is not only autistic but also a master at dishing out insults!

Experience the heart-pounding moment when Julia accuses our player of being an “allistic liar” just because her dish went missing in the oven. Will our player survive the wrath of Julia’s accusations and come out on top? Only on our server will you find out!

But wait, there’s more! Witness the ultimate showdown between our player and Julia as they exchange fiery words and non-apologies through text messages. Can our player stand her ground against Julia’s trauma and still come out as the hero of the story? Join now to find out!

So, why join our Minecraft server? Because where else can you find such intense family dynamics, explosive arguments, and non-apology drama all in one place? Don’t miss out on the action – join now and be a part of the chaos! 🎮🔥 #MinecraftMadness