Bagholders MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Free Alpha: LINK Minecraft SMP

Send, Millionaires, free, Minecraft, Historic

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just don’t bring the excitement? Well, do I have the server for you! Our Minecraft SMP is like no other, filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories that will have you laughing for days.

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to mine for diamonds while riding on the back of a giant chicken, battle against a horde of zombie pigmen riding on flying pigs, and even participate in a massive Link pump that will make you a millionaire in no time! That’s right, forget about boring old mining and crafting, it’s all about pumping and printing millionaires on our server.

Don’t miss out on the historic rotation from Link into Link, it’s going to be a wild ride that you won’t want to miss. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

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Escape Kaspa Minecraft SMP

12 months, Tech, scaling trilemma, volatility, market

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of being an eternal bagholder in the crypto world? Fear not, for our Minecraft SMP is here to save you from financial ruin! Join us and experience a world where the only crashing you’ll see is when someone accidentally drives their minecart off a cliff.

Our server is like a recovery potion for your soul, a trap for your worries, and a place where you can finally sell at a reasonable price (in diamonds, of course). Don’t miss out on this opportunity to escape the crypto chaos and dive into a world where the only scaling trilemma you’ll face is deciding how big to build your castle.

Even if you have the best tech in the blocky world, our server guarantees that you’ll never have to worry about dumping hard ever again. So come join us, build, mine, and laugh your way through the next 12 months of ridiculous adventures. Who knows, you might even find the holy grail of enchanted golden apples along the way!

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Mumoski’s Epic Minecraft Server

bagholders, Financial Advice, Not a bad day, market trends, current price

Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, do I have the perfect server for you! Picture this: a world where the pigs ride on top of the creepers, chickens wear diamond armor, and the zombies break out into dance parties instead of attacking you.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Bagholder Mountain, where players can mine for rare items and uncover hidden treasures. Rumor has it that there’s a secret portal at the top that leads to a land filled with unlimited diamonds and emeralds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

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Tiny Bites Realm 1.20.5

healthy choices, portion control, weight management, Healthy Eating, nutrition

Join our Minecraft server where we eat smaller portions of virtual food because apparently fatties can’t figure it out in real life.

We offer 75% goyslop of the highest degree but in tiny portions, so you can still get your virtual nutrients and fiber.

It’s like a virtual diet plan, but with blocks and creepers.

Come join us and question your reality while building pixelated wonders and avoiding virtual hunger pangs.

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PartyBetrayedNKorea

communism, Propaganda, BETRAYAL, political intrigue, dead soldier

so, liek, u kno how ukraine and north korea r like, not bffs? well, get this – sum ukrainian forces found a diary of a dead north korean soldier and they were like “omg, we gotta tell the world about dis!” so they published it. but get this, the diary was all about how the soldier betrayed his own party and was like, “lol screw u guys, imma do my own thing.” it was cray cray, man. so if u wanna join a minecraft server as wild and unpredictable as this story, then come join us! we got crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even some diary readings if u lucky. so what u waiting for? join now and be part of the madness!

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BlockyToy Story IceAge Server

Remaster, digital remastering, toy story, movie buffs, movie remakes

u wanna join dis epic minecraft server cuz it’s da bomb diggity, like a creeper exploding in ur face but in a good way. our server is so lit, it’s like if Steve and Alex had a baby and it was a diamond-encrusted unicorn.

we got crazy builds like a giant toilet that actually flushes and a rollercoaster made out of lava. our community is tighter than a pig in a minecart, we got each other’s backs like a diamond sword in a zombie apocalypse.

join us and become part of the most epic adventure since Herobrine tried to take over the world. we got mini-games that will make u pee ur pants with excitement and events that will blow ur mind like a TNT explosion.

so what are u waiting for? come join us and let’s create some memories that will last longer than a stack of obsidian blocks. trust me, u won’t regret it.

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Oceanic Stones 1.21.1

part 6, Oceanic, long-running series, jojo, Popular

Yo, bro, have you ever wanted to experience the epicness of Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure in Minecraft form? Well, do I have the server for you!

Imagine battling stand users, exploring bizarre landscapes, and uncovering the mysteries of Part 6 in all its glory.

Join our server and be part of a community that is as wild and unpredictable as a Jojo fight scene.

Don’t miss out on the chance to be a true Jojo fan and experience Part 6 like never before.

Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

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FloatCraft Solar Power

Solar, power, developing countries, thermoelectricity, FloatCraft

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have a floating solar still that does all the cool stuff like turning salt water into drinkable water AND making electricity! like, whoa dude, that’s some next level eco-friendly tech right there. we’re basically saving the world one block at a time.

if you’re tired of boring old servers with nothing new to offer, then come hang with us and witness the magic of our refractory plasmonic material based floating solar still. it’s like something straight out of a sci-fi movie, except it’s real and it’s in minecraft.

so why wait? join us now and be a part of our crazy adventure to make minecraft a better place for everyone. plus, who knows, maybe you’ll discover some hidden treasures along the way. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and let’s do this!

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Banana Sandwich

Join, Economy, Armor Stand Editor, sandwich, diamond-based

Hermitcraft-Inspired SMP Server Overview

Version	1.21.4
Addons	Minimal (Playerheads, Armor stand editor, invisible item frames)
Economy	Diamond-based
Community	Average age in the lower 20s, but all ages welcome!
Voice Chat	Yes, we love to chat!

FAQ

How do I join the server?

Contact Plooop on Discord for more information.

What does the server offer?

Dedicated Player Base: Join passionate players.
Fun Events & Minigames: Always something exciting!
Basic Rules: No griefing, no cheating, just good vibes.

Are new players welcome?

Yes, new players are welcome on the server.

Is the server whitelisted?

Yes, the server is whitelisted. Contact Plooop on Discord for access.

Footprint Odyssey 1.20.1

coming out, unconventional desires, personal boundaries, shame, sexual preferences

OMG, so like, join this Minecraft server if your parents find out you’re a foot fag because we have a whole foot fetish village where you can build toe-tally awesome houses and worship feet like the weirdo you are! Plus, we have a secret underground dungeon where you can roleplay as a foot slave to our admin, who has the most beautiful feet you’ve ever seen! Don’t miss out on this foot-tastic adventure, join now and step into a world of weirdness!

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