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CraftyBag – Where Minecraft meets Blue Archive in General #5205

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	2946
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Void Gems Collected:	15
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time filled with insane adventures and ridiculous shenanigans!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have unicorns roaming around, dragons flying overhead, and aliens trying to invade! It’s like a fantasy world on steroids!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond mountain where you can mine to your heart’s content. And rumor has it, there’s a secret treasure chest filled with diamond armor waiting to be found!

Join now and embark on a journey like no other. Who knows what kind of crazy creatures and epic quests await you in this wacky world of Minecraft madness!

❤ ANARCHY ❤ PLAY 360 MINUTES AND GET A DONATE! Minecraft server

Anarchy, Donate, donuts, Minecraft, Play, Server

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	2758
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	6161	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Void Armor Forged:	16

What should I write here, server is fine, come over, you can buy donuts there, or you don’t have to buy them

Mc.grigaland.ru

Vrench’s Epic Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	3236
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Ores Mined:	2003
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Buildings Constructed:	49	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Vrench has done it again, creating a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties.

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride llamas into battle, build a house out of enchanted cookies, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a game of musical chairs. Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

But beware, Vrench is always up to some mischief, so you never know what crazy surprises await you around every corner. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride that will have you saying “Did id again :DDDDD” every time you log on!

RIP! STINKY RIGHT NOW Minecraft SMP

bad smell, death, deceased, Foul, gone, Minecraft, odor, pungent, right now, RIP, Smelly, smp, stench, STINKY, Unfortunate, Unpleasant

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	173
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Emeralds Found:	6782	Love Letters Sent:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Holy Grails Found:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, say RIP to that stinky vibe and join our server where chaos reigns supreme!

Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a gang of chickens wielding diamond swords. You try to run but end up falling into a pit of lava filled with dancing pandas. Don’t worry, they’re friendly…we think.

But wait, it gets better! Our server has a secret underground disco where the creepers go to let loose and show off their sick dance moves. And rumor has it, if you can out-dance a creeper, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden carrots.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies, build a house out of rainbow blocks, and participate in a weekly hot dog eating contest with the Ender Dragon? Only on RIP! STINKY RIGHT NOW! Join us if you dare, but be prepared for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life.

MomDebtNoMineCraft Server

angry texts, Brazil, credit card, DEBT, family, finances, full-time, insurance, Latino culture, MomDebtNoMineCraft, moving out, part time, raising children, responsibilities, restaurant job, savings, selfish, Server, University, Vehicle, vet surgery

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	1280
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12

So, get this, right? I (19F) just started working at a restaurant and my mom (53F) is out here living her best life, jetting off to Brazil for a month like it’s NBD. But guess what? She used her credit card to pay for it and now she’s hitting me up for £1,000 to cover her debt. Like, sis, do I look like a money tree to you?

I’m trying to save up for vet school, okay? I can’t be dropping stacks left and right to bail my mom out of her financial messes. And to top it all off, she’s calling me selfish and saying she didn’t raise me like this. Um, excuse me, but who raised who here?

Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! We’ve got virtual blocks to build with, no credit card debt to worry about, and definitely no angry texts from entitled parents. Plus, our community is so chill, you’ll forget all about your family drama. Trust me, you won’t find a better escape than this server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and leave your real life problems behind!

BabyCraft: No Handouts, Git Gud

acting poor, aita, baby expenses, baby formula, BabyCraft, DAUGHTER, diapers, expensive, financial issues, financial ruin, GIT, Grandchild, GUD, Handouts, Jerk, luxury, modest income, new baby, not giving help, shitty grandparent, Starbucks, Struggling, third car, upper middle-class

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	2803
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Enchantments Applied:	279	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Alien Abductions:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t just build blocks, we build drama! Join us for a wild ride filled with family feuds and financial fiascos.

Imagine a world where your virtual grandchildren are constantly asking for handouts, even though they drive fancy cars and sip Starbucks every morning. Will you stand your ground and tell them to sell their third car? Or will you cave and help them with their baby formula and diapers?

Get ready for some intense virtual conversations as you navigate the complexities of being a grandparent in a world where baby expenses are through the roof. Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable to real-life family dynamics?

Join our server now and experience the thrill of virtual family drama like never before. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft?

Orgy Cleanup Crew – Minecraft SMP

after party, Chill, Cleanup, Connect, CREW, Débrief, dress, drink, Eat, hang out, Minecraft, mingle, Orgy, Party, post-orgy activities, REFLECT, Relax, shower, Sleep, smp, Socialize, Talk, unwind

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	5512
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Crops Grown:	3804
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! We have epic build battles, intense PVP tournaments, and even a secret underground club where players can let loose after a long day of mining and crafting. Rumor has it that the winner of our weekly spleef competition gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. Plus, our admin once rode a pig off a cliff and survived with half a heart left – if that’s not a reason to join, we don’t know what is! So come on, join us and see what crazy adventures await in our wild and wacky world. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a stack of diamond blocks – you’re gonna need ’em!

GenderBendCraft

Body transformation, Curiosity, gender dynamics, gender equality, gender experience, Gender Expression, Gender Identity, gender perception, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, gender swap, gender transition, GenderBendCraft, identity exploration, morning routine, new perspective, personal growth, physical changes, Self Discovery, social experiment, societal norms

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	5052
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Hey there gamers! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have we got the server for you! Imagine waking up in a world where pigs fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and diamonds rain from the sky.

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens. Build your dream castle out of rainbow blocks and defend it from a gang of mischievous Endermen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely out of blocks that grants wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one wish involves turning all the sheep into disco-dancing unicorns.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everyone has square heads and talks in binary code. The possibilities are endless!

CraftyCopenhagen Minecraft Server

arms industry, cooperation, CraftyCopenhagen, defense production, defense sector, defense technology, denmark, eastern europe, economic development, Europe, financial support, foreign affairs, funding, international relations, Investment, Military, military equipment, Minecraft, nato, SECURITY, Server, strategic partnership, Ukraine

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	9701
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Mines Excavated:	3132
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

lol u ever heard of a minecraft server so lit that even countries wanna invest in it? well this server is so poppin that Denmark is throwin $630 million at it like it’s a party they don’t wanna miss. come join us and be part of the most epic defense production in minecraft history. who knows, maybe you’ll even get to ride a diamond-encrusted tank into battle against a horde of creepers. join now and be a part of something truly insane!

CraftyCreeper: IranFallsSoon

Conflict, CraftyCreeper, Diplomacy, Fall, Government, instability, international relations, iran, IranFallsSoon, Islamic Republic, leadership, MIDDLE EAST, Netanyahu, nuclear deal, people, Politics, prediction, regime change, revolution, sanctions, Sooner, think..

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	8231
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier battles than netanyahu vs iran!! our server is so lit, it will make the islamic republic fall sooner than you think! we have insane pvp battles, epic builds, and even a secret underground lair where you can find the rarest loot in the game. join us now and be part of the most epic minecraft revolution ever! let’s make minecraft great again, one block at a time!

Galactic Satellite Farts

astronomical sources, Astronomy, electromagnetic radiation, environmental impact, farts, Galactic, light pollution, radio astronomy, radio interference, radio telescopes, Satellite, satellite communication, satellite constellations, satellite emissions, Satellite technology, Space debris, space exploration, space pollution, space technology, Starlink satellites, Unintentional emissions

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	9861
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Secret Passages Found:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

so, like, you know how Starlink satellites are like, totally blocking the view for radio telescopes? well, on this epic Minecraft server, we have our own version of Starlink satellites that emit so much radiation, it’s like a rave party in space!

join us and experience the thrill of trying to build your base while dodging intense bursts of electromagnetic radiation. it’s like a game of dodgeball, but in Minecraft!

who needs to see the stars when you can have your own personal light show courtesy of our satellite emissions? come join the fun and see if you can survive the chaos on our server. it’s out of this world!