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Chuuba Collab Haven 1.21.2

1.21.2, Anime, chuuba, collab, collaboration, Collabs, Community, content creators, Digital Media, Entertainment, Fandom, Haven, internet culture, Manga, nijifag, online content, online personalities, Otaku, streaming, video games, Virtual idol, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	3093
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Runes Activated:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Animals Bred:	107	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	96	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

Yo, listen up gamers! If you’re tired of being a basic nijifag and only watching chuubas for their collab options, then you need to join this Minecraft server ASAP! Why? Because we’ve got the most epic collabs in the virtual world!

Imagine building a giant potato fortress with your favorite Vtuber while fighting off creepers and zombies. It’s like a collab on steroids, bro!

Plus, our server is filled with so many crazy events and mini-games that you’ll never get bored. From parkour challenges to PvP battles, there’s always something fun happening.

So ditch the nijifag life and come join us for some epic Minecraft madness. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

BoyfriendWakeUpCraft

afternoon shift, aita, ANNOYED, bitten hands, Boyfriend, BoyfriendWakeUpCraft, catching a sheep, Dizzy, dream, head hurts, heavy sheep, horror movie, laughing goblin, middle of the night, night shifts, noise, rest days, scaredy cat, tired, waking up, witch laugh

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	2472
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Villages Defended:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep? Join our server where you’ll never have a dull moment, just like when my boyfriend woke up laughing like a goblin from a horror movie! Imagine catching sheep that are too heavy to carry and then they start biting people – that’s the kind of crazy adventures you’ll have here. And don’t worry, if you wake someone up in the middle of the night, they might just get dizzy and have a headache too! So join us for non-stop excitement and laughs, just like my boyfriend’s mysterious dream.

FearFactorMinecraftSMP

ALARM, anxiety, apprehension, aversion, biggest fear, concern, Distress, DREAD, fear, FearFactorMinecraftSMP, fright, Horror, nervousness, Nightmare, Panic, Phobia, Scary, Terror, trepidation, unease, worry

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	5071
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	2130
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Farms Harvested:	193
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	11

Bruh, my biggest fear is missing out on this epic Minecraft SMP! Like, you gotta join because we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and llamas wearing top hats. And get this, every full moon, we have a dance party with creepers and skeletons. It’s lit, fam. Plus, our admin is a talking potato who gives out free enchanted golden carrots every Tuesday. Don’t be a noob, join now and become part of the most epic Minecraft SMP ever!

NoRespect4U

arrogance, BETRAYAL, close-mindedness, dishonesty, Disrespect, ENTITLEMENT, INCONSISTENCY, lack of accountability, lack of communication skills, lack of empathy, lack of humility, lack of integrity, lack of manners, lack of professionalism, laziness, Manipulation, NoRespect4U, rudeness, Selfishness, unreliability

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	2979
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ores Mined:	8248	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Towns Built:	9	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for all the crazies out there! Join us if you want to build a giant statue of a potato, ride pigs into battle, or participate in our weekly llama fashion show.

We have a strict no-seriousness policy, so if you start talking about efficiency or optimal resource gathering techniques, you’ll be banished to the Nether (literally). Our community is full of hilarious pranksters and meme lords who will keep you laughing until your sides hurt.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun, then join us and let the shenanigans begin! Plus, rumor has it that our server is secretly run by a group of mischievous pandas who love to troll unsuspecting players. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos ensue!

Toxic-Free Tumor Attackers

Attackers, bacterial invasion, biomedical engineering, cancer research, cancer therapy, cancer treatment, drug delivery, genetic engineering, healthy tissue sparing, innovative research, intravenous injection, mouse models, non-toxic bacteria, personalized medicine, Precision medicine, scientific breakthrough, targeted drug delivery, therapy enhancement, ToxicFree, tumor, tumor growth inhibition, Tumor Microenvironment, tumor targeting

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	4136
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Animals Bred:	47
Buildings Constructed:	21	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8

so like, imagine a minecraft server where the players are like those bacteria, but instead of fighting cancer they are fighting off creepers and zombies. it’s like a battle for survival, but with a twist! you gotta inject yourself with special potions to become super strong and take down the bad guys. and the best part is, the more you play, the stronger you get! it’s like leveling up in a video game, but in real life. join our server now and become a cancer-fighting, zombie-slaying hero!

Dragee’s Domain

add-ons, application, Community, Community Building, Discord, Domain, Dragees, Friendly, Fun, Gaming, gaming server, Minecraft, multiplayer, Players, rules, Server, smp, Survival, vanilla tweaks, voice chat, Whitelist

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	860
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Votes:	1353
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Chimeras Created:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Epic Battles Fought:	10

Dragee’s Domain Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	SMP
Server Features	Simple Voice Chat, Vanilla Tweaks, other add-ons
Server Goal	Build a community of players who love Minecraft
Discord	Join Discord

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the server type?	The server is a SMP (Survival Multiplayer) server.
What are the server features?	The server has Simple Voice Chat, Vanilla Tweaks, and other add-ons.
What is the server goal?	The goal is to build a community of players who love Minecraft.
How can I join the server?	Join the Discord and apply to join the server.

Mystic Femme Haven 1.21.3

1.21.3, femme, Haven, mystic

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	5523
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Runes Activated:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Falling into the Void:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Yo, bro, if you feel like you’re missing out on the whole lusty lust thing, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

We got blocks that look way better than any weird boobs you’ve seen, trust me.

Plus, you won’t have to listen to your coworkers drooling over women anymore.

Come join us and feel the excitement of building and crafting without any weird feelings getting in the way.

Who needs lust when you have diamonds, am I right?

BullyCraft Minecraft Server

ACADEMIC, BullyCraft, bullying, classmates, DEADLINE, economic situation, English certification, Erasmus program, high school, horrible person, italy, Minecraft, Nightmares, opportunity, Petty, school council, Server, Straight-A student, study abroad, volunteer, wealthy family, weird kid

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	7737
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Do you want to join a server that is as wild and crazy as this story? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle epic mobs all while pulling off some sneaky moves like our girl here who outsmarted her bully to secure her spot in the Erasmus program. Talk about next level gaming skills!

Join our server and experience the thrill of outsmarting your enemies, just like our protagonist did. Who needs a high level English certification when you have the power of strategy and cunning on your side?

So come on, join us and let’s create some epic Minecraft moments together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even come out on top like our hero in this crazy real-life story. See you in the game!

BlockyBanter

age, Argument, BlockyBanter, Book, Boyfriend, caffeine intake, condescending, diet, Ego, Girlfriend, heated argument, Matthew Walker, open-minded, Party, quality of sleep, sister, Sleep, stress, STUDIES, weight, Why We Sleep

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	6674
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Zombie Dances:	9
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone thinks they know everything? Well, look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of challenging the self-proclaimed experts like never before!

Just like the guy at the party who made up facts left and right, our server is full of players who love to spout nonsense and act like they know it all. But here’s the twist – you can call them out on their BS and watch them squirm! From debates about the best way to mine diamonds to arguments over the most efficient mob grinder design, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can even challenge our resident “waffler” to a duel of knowledge. Show off your expertise in Minecraft trivia and watch as they struggle to come up with a response that actually makes sense. Who knew that arguing about sleep cycles could be so entertaining?

So come join us on our server and prove that you’re not afraid to stand up to the know-it-alls of the Minecraft world. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two along the way (but probably not). Let the waffling begin!

SaucyCraft Minecraft SMP

condiments, Cooking, cooking essentials, Culinary, flavor boosters, flavor combinations, flavor enhancers, flavor profile, flavoring, food favorites, food toppings, foodie, garnish, hot sauce, kitchen essentials, meal prep, Minecraft, pantry staples, SaucyCraft, Seasoning, smp, spices, taste enhancers

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	7201
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Star Shards Collected:	295	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Love Letters Sent:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP that you gotta join ASAP. Like, seriously, it’s like a party in your computer and everyone’s invited. We got pigs riding on chickens, cows doing the cha-cha slide, and creepers trying to join in on the fun (but we don’t let them, they always blow up the dance floor).

But the real reason you gotta join is because we have the most epic food fights ever. Like, we’re talking about throwing whole cakes at each other, using watermelon slices as frisbees, and launching potatoes out of cannons. It’s like a food war zone, but in a deliciously hilarious way.

And don’t even get me started on our secret sauce that we put on everything. It’s like a magical potion that makes your food taste like rainbows and unicorn farts. You haven’t lived until you’ve tried our enchanted ketchup that makes your fries dance the Macarena.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the food is always flying and the fun never stops. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just make sure to bring your appetite and your sense of humor, because things can get pretty wacky around here.