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CreeperGang Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	2093
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Void Gems Collected:	27	Endless Night Skies:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only crime is stealing someone’s diamonds? Well, look no further! Join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to break the rules!

We’ve got players regularly committing illegal activities such as building houses out of TNT, creating secret underground bunkers filled with stolen sheep, and even organizing a black market for trading enchanted golden apples.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous “Diamond Bandits” gang, who roam the land stealing from unsuspecting players and causing chaos wherever they go. Will you join forces with them or try to take them down? The choice is yours!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and embrace your inner criminal mastermind. Just don’t let the admins catch you… 😉🚓💎 #MinecraftMischief #JoinTheDarkSide

NeverAgainCraft

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	6461
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	42
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	73
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Divine Spears Created:	16
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Love Letters Sent:	11
Potions Brewed:	165	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Have you ever tried skydiving into a pool of lava while riding a pig in Minecraft? Yeah, neither have we, but on our server, anything is possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are. Trust us, you’ll never want to leave once you experience the sheer madness that awaits you on our server. So what are you waiting for? Dive headfirst into the chaos and join us today!

RocketRaiders Minecraft Server

Conflict, Defense, displaced, extremism, hezbollah, Hezbollah leader, Israel, Israeli displacement, Israelis, leader, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, RETALIATION, rocket attacks, rocket fire, RocketRaiders, SECURITY, Server, Terrorism, Threats, violence, War

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	9165
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Void Armor Forged:	22	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	2073	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

LOL JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER OR ELSE HEZBOLLAH WILL LAUNCH ROCKETS AT YOU TOO HAHAHA. BUT SERIOUSLY, WE GOT DIAMONDS GALORE AND CREEPERS THAT DANCE. PLUS, OUR MODS ARE SO COOL THEY CAN MAKE YOUR CHARACTER FLY LIKE A CHICKEN. SO COME ON AND JOIN US BEFORE HEZBOLLAH TAKES OVER THE WHOLE SERVER AND MAKES EVERYONE BUILD BUNKERS. LET’S BUILD SOME EPIC CASTLES AND FIGHT OFF THE BAD GUYS TOGETHER. SEE YOU THERE, OR ELSE!

MayhemCraftUK

#covert operations, #intelligence agency, cause mayhem, cyber attacks, destabilization, Disinformation, Espionage, foreign interference, Infiltration, international relations, MayhemCraftUK, MI5, Mission, political tensions, Propaganda, russia, security threat, subversion, Surveillance, UK streets, Warns

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	8905
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Emeralds Found:	3699
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	13

So, like, this server is like, the craziest place to be, man. It’s like, Russia meets Minecraft, but without all the spy stuff, ya know? MI5 is like, freaking out because we’re causing mayhem on the UK streets…in Minecraft. Join us for some wild adventures, like riding polar bears through London or building giant vodka bottles in the middle of Buckingham Palace. It’s a total riot, bro. So come on, join the chaos and let’s show MI5 who’s boss!

Coffin Wood Tree Farm

acceptance, Afterlife, burial, Coffin, contemplation, cycle of life, death, Existential, Farm, final resting place, Funeral, growth, inevitability, inevitability of death, life cycle, mortality, Nature, Reflection, Somber, Tree, wood

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	5436
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Towns Built:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Farms Harvested:	214	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Yo, have you ever thought about the fact that there’s a tree out there just waiting to make your coffin? Well, forget about all that depressing stuff and come join our Minecraft server instead! This server is so lit, even that tree would want to join if it could!

We got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell jokes (okay maybe not that last one, but wouldn’t that be hilarious?). Our server is like a magical land where anything is possible, even if it defies all logic and reason.

And get this – we have a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of breakdancing. They throw the sickest parties every night, and you’re invited to join in on the fun! Just watch out for the zombie DJs, they tend to drop some killer beats (literally).

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Who needs a tree making your coffin when you can be partying with breakdancing villagers instead? Let’s get this party started!

CoughCraft: Salty Solutions

#coughing, alkaline salts, chronic cough, Chronic illness, chronic respiratory conditions, cough frequency, cough management, CoughCraft, Healthcare, inhaled, Medical research, Monitoring, new treatment, potential treatment, pulmonary medicine, Respiratory Disorders, respiratory health, respiratory system, respiratory therapy, SALTY, scientists, SOLUTIONS, Treatment

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	6731
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Animals Bred:	99
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Votes:	3396
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Crops Grown:	2690
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	25

So like, imagine this, right? You’re just chillin’ in Minecraft, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when all of a sudden, you start coughing like crazy. But don’t worry, because on our server, we have a special potion that can cure chronic coughs! Just inhale some alkaline salts and BAM, no more annoying coughing fits while you’re trying to play. Plus, our server is so lit, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget you ever had a cough in the first place. Join us now for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

#0, 100, autistic, controversy, DEI, Diversity, far gone, Game, inclusion, insensitive, lack of surprise, Minecraft, offensive, PALS, PIXEL, Political, Political Correctness, retards, screeching, Server, social justice, White, Woke, WOKE CULTURE

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	2975
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee 100% white blocks and 0% political drama! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of players joined our server and were immediately greeted by a herd of rainbow-colored sheep chanting “DEI! DEI! DEI!” But fear not, for our server is a safe haven from all that nonsense. We believe in building, crafting, and having a good ol’ time without any woke screeching ruining the fun.

So come join us and experience a world where the only colors you’ll see are the ones you choose to build with. No political agendas here, just pure, unadulterated Minecraft madness. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

””B r i t M i n e c r a f t S M P””

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	6688
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	21

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because dominos edish is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper parties, llama rodeos, and a secret underground rollercoaster that only the bravest adventurers can find.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a feathered ruler who demands tribute in the form of golden carrots and diamond-studded eggs. Will you bow down to his clucky majesty or challenge him to a dance-off for the title of Poultry Prince?

If you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as a box of exploding kittens, then dominos edish is the place for you. Join now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

MoodBoost SMP – Minecraft SMP

Bliss, calmness, comfort, Contentment, DELIGHT, Ease, enjoyment, Good Mood, Happiness, joy, Laughter, Minecraft, MoodBoost, Peace, positivity, Relaxation, satisfaction, Serenity, simple pleasure, smp, stress relief, Tranquility, Uplifting

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	4224
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Secret Passages Found:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the joy of punching trees for hours on end! Our server is filled with wacky characters and crazy adventures just waiting for you to join in on the fun. Need a break from the real world? Come build a giant toilet house with us and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the mobs are the DJs. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate blocky master builder!

CraftyTime Travel: Don’t dig straight down!

advice, CraftyTime, Dig, dont, future goals, hindsight, inspiration, learning from mistakes, life lessons, looking back, message to past self, mindfulness, motivation, past mistakes, personal growth, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-care, Straight.., time travel, travel, wisdom

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	642
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Buildings Constructed:	29	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	43
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5

Hey there past self! Guess what? In 5 years, you’ll stumble upon the most epic Minecraft server ever created. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated worlds with their hooves. Yes, you read that right. LLAMAS.

2. We have a secret underground disco party that only the most skilled players can find. Dance your blocky butt off to the sickest beats while dodging creepers and skeletons.

3. Rumor has it that if you find the mystical diamond chicken hidden somewhere in the server, your luck in the game will increase tenfold. Plus, the chicken lays diamond eggs. Who wouldn’t want that?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Your past self will thank you for it!