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JewCraft: No Bombs Allowed!

Allowed, anti-semitism, bombs, Condemnation, condemns, Conflict, extremism, FIRED, Global Issues, Hamas, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Jewcraft, MIDDLE EAST, october 7, opposition leader, political statements, sleeping Jews, Terrorism, turkish, violence, War Crimes

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	5039
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

Yo, you gotta join this crazy Minecraft server, bro! We got so much epic stuff going on, it’s like a party in your computer! Picture this: you spawn in and suddenly you’re surrounded by flying pigs shooting rainbow lasers out of their butts. And don’t even get me started on the giant chickens riding around on motorcycles, it’s wild!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got a secret underground base where you can battle evil llamas with laser eyes and ride on the backs of dragons that breathe fire emojis. And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can try to find the hidden treasure guarded by a pack of ninja turtles wearing diamond armor.

Oh, and did I mention the disco party every night at the spawn point? It’s lit, fam. You’ll be dancing with creepers and skeletons until the sun comes up.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those flying pigs, they’re sneaky little buggers.

TrillionBlockz

challenge, Counting, counting ability, counting accomplishment, counting challenge, counting limit, counting milestone, counting record, counting skills, counting to a trillion, impossible task, mathematical feat, Mathematics, Numbers, numeracy, numerical achievement, numerical challenge, numerical skills, proof, Trillion, TrillionBlockz

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	7575
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

join our epic minecraft server where we have the most insane challenges like trying to count to a trillion blocks in game. no one has ever done it before, so you could be the first! imagine the bragging rights you’ll have when you tell your friends you counted to a trillion in minecraft. plus, we have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds at the end of the challenge. so what are you waiting for? come join us and start counting to a trillion today!

GutCraft: Addictive Eats & Healthy Treats

addiction, Addictive, Bacteria, beneficial role, Eats, findings, food addiction, gut bacteria, gut health, GutCraft, health, healthy, humans, international team, Mice, Microbiome, microbiota, obesity, Prevention, research, scientific discovery, specific bacteria, study, Treats, weight gain

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	4793
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3

So, like, imagine this, right? You join this epic Minecraft server and suddenly you’re surrounded by all these crazy bacteria in the gut, but get this, they’re like, controlling your cravings for food! Some of them are all like, “eat all the cake, bro!” and others are like, “nah, let’s stick to carrots.” It’s a wild ride, man.

But wait, there’s more! These bacteria are like little characters in a video game, each with their own special powers. Some make you run faster, others give you super strength. It’s like having a whole team of tiny superheroes living in your belly.

And get this, if you join this server, you can actually interact with these bacteria in the game. You can feed them different foods and watch how they react. Maybe you’ll even discover a new species of gut bacteria that no one has ever seen before. Who knows, maybe you’ll become the next great gut bacteria scientist!

So come on, join the server and let’s see what kind of crazy adventures we can have with these gut bacteria. Who knows, maybe you’ll even cure food addiction and obesity while you’re at it. It’s a wild, wacky world out there, and we’re just getting started!

Revolution SMP

Adventure, building, Community, Creative, Cross-Play, Custom, Discord, Diversity, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, MCMMO, multiplayer, Plugins, PvE, PvP, Roleplaying, Sandbox, Server, Skyblock, Some related tags that are not part of the Minecraft server “Revolution SMP” could be: Survival, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	3118
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Emeralds Found:	6362	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4868	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Revolution SMP is a Survival Minecraft server, crafted with a vision: to create a vibrant, fun, and relaxed community where players can explore, build, and thrive together.

Join us in Revolution SMP, where every player can leave their mark on the world, forge lasting friendships, and be part of a story that continues to unfold with every new adventurer who steps into our realm. Whether you’re a seasoned builder, a daring explorer, or someone looking to unwind and chill, Revolution SMP welcomes you to be a part of our exciting journey. Let the adventure begin!

play.revsmp.com:25627

AbsoluteMC

AbsoluteMC, Achievements, Adventure, Anarchy, Champion, Community, culture, Diversity, Friends, Gaming, Hearts, India, Indian Minecraft enthusiasts, Indian players, LifeSteal, minecraft server, online gaming, PvP, PvP battles, Server, Survival

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	3345
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Welcome to AbsoluteMC – The Ultimate Lifesteal Minecraft Server!

Embark on an extraordinary adventure in AbsoluteMC, the premier Minecraft server exclusively designed for Indian players! Dive into the thrilling Lifesteal gamemode, where every heart counts and the stakes are higher than ever before.

Lifesteal Gamemode: In AbsoluteMC, survival takes a new twist with our unique Lifesteal mechanics. Engage in intense PvP battles where every hit matters. Steal hearts from your opponents to increase your own health and dominate the battlefield. But beware – losing a fight means losing your precious hearts. Do you have what it takes to become the ultimate champion?

Indian Community: Join a vibrant and friendly community of Indian Minecraft enthusiasts. Connect with fellow players, share your achievements, and make new friends. Our server celebrates the rich culture and diversity of India, bringing players together from every corner of the country.

mc.absolute-network.com

BagCraft Minecraft Server

4koma, Account XP, BagCraft, Banners, blue archive, Bounties, Circles, clubs, Cyber New Year March, Events, Friends, guides, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Minecraft, patch notes, PVs, Resources, Scrimmages, Server, shorts, Side Content, Total Assault

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	154
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Mines Excavated:	1808	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is filled with crazy events like Task Force Emergency Nighttime Meetings where you have to fight off insane enemies with yellow damage. It’s like a rave party, but with more explosions!

2. Need a break from the chaos? Join our Cyber New Year March event where you can chill and relax while exploring new content like the Hovercraft field with insane torment and yellow damage. It’s like a spa day, but with more virtual danger!

3. Looking for some epic loot? Take on the Total Assault challenge and face off against Binah or The Fury of Set. Trust me, the rewards are worth the risk. Plus, who doesn’t love a good old-fashioned battle against ancient deities?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! Just don’t blame us if you end up laughing so hard you fall off your chair.

LambdaCraft Minecraft Server

BELIEF, coding, computing, Enterprise, extraterrestrials, Fastlisp, History, innovation, intelligence, lambda calculus, LambdaCraft, Language, Legacy, Leonardo da Vinci, Minecraft, nikola tesla, power, programming, research, scheme, Server, Simplicity, Technology

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	6153
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Are you tired of coding in pure lambdas and feeling like you’re writing in machine language? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day with fastlisp! We’ve taken pure lambdas and made them behave more like scheme, making coding a breeze.

After 12 years of research, we are so confident in fastlisp that we’re willing to stake everything on it. Sure, there are haters out there trying to shut us down, but they’ll be remembered as being on the wrong side of history. In 100 years, we’ll be hailed as the next Nikola Tesla or Leonardo da Vinci.

Join our server and be a part of the fastlisp revolution! Our ancestors are smiling down on us, and even the extraterrestrials are cheering us on. So come on, join us and witness the power of fastlisp – the language of the Enterprise! Who knows, maybe one day your offspring will code in our language and you’ll be smiling down from heaven, proud of your decision to join us. Remember, our power is also in you!

BossOfEUminecraft

AUTHORITY, Belgian PM, BossOfEUminecraft, cooperation, Democracy, Diplomacy, EU Presidency, Europe, European Commission, European Council, european parliament, european union, Government, influence, international relations, leadership, negotiations, Orbán, Politics, power dynamics, Unity

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	3550
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Chimeras Created:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	2884
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Void Gems Collected:	27	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	10

so, like, u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well, lemme tell u why u gotta join this madness. first of all, we got pigs that can fly and cows that dance the macarena. not even kidding.

also, we have a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. they throw the wildest parties, trust me.

oh, and did i mention we have a dragon that farts rainbows? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn you into a unicorn if you ask nicely.

so, what are u waiting for? join our server and let the craziness begin! EU Presidency may not mean u are the boss of Europe, but on this server, u are the boss of your own wacky world.

5Ws1H Minecraft Madness

1H, 5w’s, 5Ws1H, all 6, Beginning, Examples, how, ideas, madness, Max, Minecraft, sentences, What, when, where, Who, why

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	3097
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Magic Items Found:	2358
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, fam! It’s like a party up in here, but with blocks and creepers and all dat jazz!

So, like, where can you find a server where you can build a rollercoaster that goes to the moon? Right here, baby! We got zero gravity blocks and space cows and everything!

Who needs boring old survival mode when you can join our server and play as a superhero with super speed and laser eyes? Save the world from evil mobs and look fly doing it!

When you join our server, you’ll be transported to a magical land where unicorns roam free and rainbows shoot out of your pickaxe! It’s like a dream come true, but in block form!

How do you like the idea of a server where you can ride a dragon into battle against an army of zombie pigmen? It’s like Game of Thrones meets Minecraft, but way more epic!

What are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the ultimate Minecraft master! Just watch out for the exploding chickens and lava waterfalls, they’ll getcha every time!

BlockyBias: Stick with the Inferior!

better alternatives, BlockyBias, choice behavior, choice consistency, choice patterns, choice persistence, choice selection, cognitive bias, cognitive preferences, cognitive psychology, decision bias, Decision making, decision making process, first impressions, Human Behavior, INFERIOR, inferior options, preference formation, preference persistence, psychological phenomenon, research study, reward seeking, Stick.

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	9647
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Falling into the Void:	0
Enchantments Applied:	268	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? like, you gotta join cuz it’s, like, so freakin’ awesome that you won’t even believe it, man.

like, we got, like, crazy cool builds and, like, the best players ever, like seriously, they’re like Minecraft gods or something.

and, like, if you don’t join, you’re gonna be missing out on all the fun and excitement, like seriously, you’ll be kicking yourself for not joining sooner.

so, like, come on and join us, cuz this server is, like, the best thing since sliced bread, man. you won’t regret it, like, at all.