Baelzs Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Minecraft Madness: Baelz’s Rat Kingdom

3D LIVE, Art Tags, Baelzs, covers, DREAM CATCHER, Free chat, getting started, hakos baelz, Holo EN, Kingdom, lies of p, madness, merch, mind craft, Minecraft, Music, NEW ORIGINALS, Originals, pandaemonium, Podcast, rat, Rust, Stream, twitter, zodiac

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	1322
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3349
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Votes:	5451	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Secret Passages Found:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with NEW ORIGINALS, COLOUR MV, and MIND CRAFT HOLO EN music videos that will blow your mind!

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the world of Zodiac and Pandæmonium with our insane covers and originals playlist. And don’t forget to check out our podcast for some extra laughs!

Need some swag to show off your love for the server? Grab our limited edition PC case, official merch, or promise swag to flex on all your friends.

And if you want to stay updated on all the latest shenanigans, follow Bae’s Twitter for all the juicy details. Plus, check out our Art Tags for some seriously cool fan art.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy adventure and let’s build some epic creations together! But be warned, our Season Box Arts may look like a penis… just saying. 😉🍆 #MinecraftMadness

CraftyRats – Baelz’s Blocky Adventures

3D LIVE, Adventures, Art Tags, Bae Guide, Bae’s Twitter, BaelzBrush, Baelzs, blocky, BrewinWBae, Colour MV, covers, CraftyRats, current schedule, DREAM CATCHER, Free chat, Geek Jack, getting started, hakos baelz, lacks ego., Member’s Blue Lock, merch, MIND CRAFT HOLO EN, Music, NEW COVERS, NEW ORIGINALS, Official, Originals, PAKU PAKU SEIBAI, pandaemonium, PC case, Podcast, Promise swag, rrat, Rust, RxRxR, Season Box Arts., Streams Guide, Twitter Spaces, UKICHUUNO, zodiac, ベーアート

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	9893
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	208	Meteorites Collected:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so lit, even Dream himself would be jealous. We catch dreams in 3D, like, how cool is that? 2. We have original songs and covers that will make your ears melt with joy. From PAKU PAKU SEIBAI to Colour MV, we’ve got it all. 3. Need a break from mining? Check out our mind-crafting Holo EN music videos. They’ll transport you to a whole new world. 4. Our server is like a pandæmonium of fun. With ZODIAC covers and Hakos Baelz EP, you’ll never want to leave. 5. And don’t even get me started on our podcast. It’s so brewin’ with Bae that you’ll be laughing for days. 6. Want some swag to show off in-game? We’ve got limited edition PC cases, official merch, and promise swag that will make your friends green with envy. 7. Plus, our Twitter is full of Bae-tastic art tags that will inspire your creative side. 8. Not sure where to start on our server? Don’t worry, we’ve got guides for everything from Bae basics to stream strategies. 9. So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server and let the insanity begin!

Melon Mess Makers

awkward, cantaloupe, Cleanup, cover up, Creative Solutions, Discreet, disposal, disposal methods, disposal techniques, EMBARRASSING, embarrassing situations., family, Fruit, funny, Hiding, Makers, melon, Mess, parents, privacy, Secrets, secrets kept, sneaky

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	3973
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Crops Grown:	1979	Elemental Crystals Collected:	64
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Dragons Tamed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we specialize in solving life’s most pressing questions, like how to dispose of a creampied cantaloupe without your parents finding out! Join us for a wild ride filled with secret missions, hidden traps, and unexpected twists.

Our server is home to the most skilled players who have mastered the art of cantaloupe disposal. From building elaborate contraptions to launching cantaloupes into space, there’s no limit to the creativity and madness you’ll find here.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society dedicated to protecting the world from evil cantaloupes. Join us in our quest to rid the world of these fruity fiends and unlock exclusive rewards along the way.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on a journey like no other. Just remember to keep your cantaloupes under wraps – you never know who might be watching!

BrainyCraft

anatomy, Awareness, biology, brain awareness, brain function, brain knowledge, brain research, brain structure, BrainyCraft, cognition, Consciousness, Earth, Human brains, human cognition, human evolution, intelligence, neuroscience, Psychology, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	6090
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	12	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Divine Spears Created:	15	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Villages Defended:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10

HEY U, YEAH U, WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND? WELL, THIS SERVER IS SO LIT THAT EVEN THE CREEPERS ARE DANCING! WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY BUILT BY ELVES WHO GOT LOST IN THE NETHER AND DECIDED TO MAKE A NEW HOME.

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR PIGS CAN FLY, LITERALLY. THEY GREW WINGS AFTER EATING SOME MYSTERIOUS CARROTS FROM THE END. AND DON’T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON OUR TALKING SHEEP. THEY’VE GOT SOME JUICY GOSSIP ABOUT THE VILLAGERS.

SO, WHY SHOULD YOU JOIN? BECAUSE THIS SERVER IS LIKE NO OTHER. WHERE ELSE CAN YOU RIDE A DRAGON INTO BATTLE WHILE WEARING A DIAMOND BIKINI? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, NOWHERE ELSE.

COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE A MINECRAFT ADVENTURE LIKE NEVER BEFORE. TRUST ME, YOU WON’T REGRET IT. (UNLESS YOU’RE ALLERGIC TO FUN, THEN MAYBE STAY AWAY)

LoliCraft Server

4chan, Anime, Community, controversial, cute, FANTASY, Fiction, green text, greentext, internet, Loli, Lolicon, LoliCraft, Manga, Nostalgia, ONLINE, Roleplay, Server, Stories, storytelling, taboo, Thread, underage

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	2734
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	3486
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further, because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of loli madness! Join us for epic quests, insane battles, and hilarious shenanigans with our adorable loli NPCs.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a mischievous loli ghost who loves to prank unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to face her tricks and earn her respect?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is home to the rarest and most coveted loli pets in all of Minecraft. From tiny fairy loli to fierce dragon loli, you’ll never run out of adorable companions to accompany you on your adventures.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most loli-filled Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Just be sure to watch out for flying cupcakes and rainbow explosions along the way.

VAllureCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

adult audio, asmr, Azura Dulait, Boobs, Current Streams, fansly, FAQ, gen 1, Green lady corpo, Icey Snowpaws, Immy Bisou, Joi, LIVESTREAMS, Mercy Modiste, Minecraft, NSFW, Patreon, relationship, Schedule, Server, Shibi Cottonbum, Stronny Cuttles, Talents, thumbnail, tos, Ultimate, Upcoming Streams, VAllure, VAllure Agency, VAllure General, VAllure Official, VAllureCraft, VOD Archive

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	8597
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Potions Brewed:	135
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further than our server! We’ve got a thumbnail with boobs in it, need I say more? Join now for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories.

Our Gen 1 lineup includes Azura Dulait, the Fertility Goddess, Icey Snowpaws, the Feral Polar Bear, Immy Bisou, the Little Sis, Mercy Modiste, the Dorky Yandere, Shibi Cottonbum, Your Ever-Demanding Mistress, and Stronny Cuttles, who is just happy to be back.

But wait, there’s more! Check out our official links for even more madness and mayhem. And don’t forget to ask our FAQ for tourists, where you can learn all about VAllure, the first EN A(dult)Vtuber Corpo. Yes, you read that right.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

OrphanGF Misery Minecraft Server

AITAH, Boundaries, broken up, Communication Issues, emotional manipulation, emotional well being, family responsibilities, Fights, financial burden, harsh life, insecure, Minecraft, miserable life, Misery, orphan girlfriend, OrphanGF, Peace, possessive, reconciliation, Self Respect, Server, Sympathy, toxic behavior

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	158
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Mines Excavated:	3638	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not just a possibility, it’s a guarantee! Join us for a rollercoaster ride of emotions and outbursts, just like the rollercoaster relationship described above.

Experience the thrill of trying to calm down a virtual partner who randomly starts crying, all while juggling the pressure of supporting her five teenage siblings financially. Will you be able to resist the temptation to give her virtual money and maintain her virtual self-respect?

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for possessiveness and insecurity on a whole new level. Meet your virtual partner daily, talk for hours on end, and say goodbye to your virtual friends and family because she demands all your time. Can you navigate the treacherous waters of a toxic relationship in the virtual world?

Join us now and see if you can survive the endless fights over trivial matters, where every glance at your virtual partner might result in a new argument. Will you break free from the cycle of drama and find peace, or will you be sucked back into the chaos of a love-hate relationship?

Don’t miss out on this one-of-a-kind Minecraft server experience, where love, tears, and tantrums await you at every turn. Join now and prepare for a wild ride!

MIL-less Mother’s Day Madness

Communication Issues, cultural expectations, Day, emotional labor, family dynamics, family gatherings, father in-law, holiday stress, Hosting, household responsibilities, husband-wife dynamics, in-laws, madness, meal planning, MILless, misunderstandings, mother-in-law, mother’s day, MOTHERS, parenting, relationship boundaries, Resentment, social etiquette, traditional celebrations

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	9786
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like a total boss? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while dodging virtual creepers and zombies.

Our server is so epic, it’s like a virtual rollercoaster ride through a pixelated wonderland. Plus, we have secret hidden treasures scattered throughout the map that will make you feel like a true treasure hunter.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so amazing that even your in-game parents will want to join in on the fun. Imagine celebrating in-game Mother’s Day and Father’s Day with your pixelated family, complete with virtual presents and flowers. Who needs real-life family gatherings when you can have a Minecraft party instead?

So come on, join our server and show off your building skills while dodging virtual in-laws. It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss!

BlockbusterBinge

addiction, all-time favorite, Binge, BlockbusterBinge, cant get enough, Cinema, classic, Entertainment, Favorite, film, love, Marathon, Movie, must see, never gets old, Obsession, over and over, repeat, rewatch, Timeless, watch

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	9666
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Falling into the Void:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Are you tired of watching the same movie over and over again? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can watch a live reenactment of your favorite movie every day! That’s right, we have a team of dedicated players who will act out scenes from any movie you choose, from Titanic to The Avengers. Join our server and experience the magic of cinema like never before!

CrimeaCraft Minecraft Server

air defense, Antiaircraft systems, Armed Forces, Conflict, Crimea, CrimeaCraft, Defense, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, military equipment, Military operations, military strategy, military tactics, military technology, Minecraft, russia, Russia-Ukraine relations, security forces, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian military, War

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	1666
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	112	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Potions Brewed:	103
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, man! We got Ukrainian Military up in here destroying Russian antiaircraft systems in Crimea like it’s nobody’s business!

Imagine the chaos, the explosions, the drama! It’s like a real-life action movie, but in Minecraft form!

You don’t wanna miss out on all the insanity happening on this server. Join now and be a part of the wildest Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

WarCraftRusAfricana

African migrants, Africans, Conflict, discrimination, eastern europe, Exploitation, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global conflict, human rights violations, international relations, military aggression, military intervention, Political unrest, Propaganda, racism, russia, ukraine war, War Crimes, WarCraftRusAfricana

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	6216
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1912	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the craziest sh*t happens? Well, let me tell you about this one server where Russia is sending Africans to die in the Ukraine war… in Minecraft! Yeah, you heard me right. We got a whole storyline going on where Putin is recruiting players from all over the world to fight in this epic battle. And guess what? The loot is INSANE! You can get your hands on some rare weapons and armor that will make you the most OP player on the server. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft war hero!

CraftyConspiracies

bizarre ideas, bonkers, bonkers conspiracy, bonkers theory, Conspiracy, conspiracy theories, Conspiracy Theory, Correct, correct belief, correct conspiracy, correct theory, CraftyConspiracies, one theory, outlandish beliefs, proven theories, statistical accuracy, statistical probability, statistically, statistically proven, truth behind theories, wild theories

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	9200
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	8300	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	4

so why not join our minecraft server and uncover the truth behind the craziest conspiracy theories in the blocky world? ever heard of herobrine secretly controlling all the mobs? or maybe steve being a secret alien sent to mine diamonds for his intergalactic overlords? on our server, you can dig deep into these wild theories and maybe even prove them right! plus, we have a secret underground base filled with cake and llamas wearing tinfoil hats. join now and let the madness begin!