badsmith Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Crafty Cocaine Cartel: Colombian Edition

Cartel, celebration, cocaine, colombian, Community, Crafty, culture, Diversity, Edition, Energetic, Friendly, Happy, heritage, Identity, joy, Latin America, love, Nationality, positivity, Proud, south america, Unity, vibrant, Welcoming

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	8219
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Runes Activated:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	407	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Dimension Hops:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18

Are you tired of boring old servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we have Colombian players who are just as crazy as you are! We have llamas that dance salsa, emeralds that sing reggaeton, and creepers that wear sombreros. And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground emerald mine guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons. So come join us and let’s show the world that Colombians know how to have a good time in Minecraft! ¡Vamos, parce! 🇨🇴💃🕺

WaveyCraft: Surfing through boredom one block at a time!

#impatience, anticipation, anticipation for change, anticipation for new wave, BLOCK, bored, Boredom, CHANGE, current roster, eager, EXCITEMENT, looking forward, new arrivals, new wave, next wave, REFRESH, roster boredom, roster refresh, roster update, Surfing, Time, Updates, Waiting, WAVE, WaveyCraft

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	3675
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	55	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with their predictable waves and lackluster rosters? Well, look no further because our server is like a tsunami of excitement and insanity!

Join us and be prepared for the craziest waves you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. We’re talking about waves made of lava, waves made of diamond blocks, waves made of exploding chickens – you name it, we’ve got it!

And don’t even get us started on our roster. We’ve got legendary players like Steve, Herobrine, and even a secret guest appearance from Notch himself. But hey, who needs those guys when you can join our server and play alongside the one and only…Barry the Blockhead!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride of waves and wacky characters. Trust us, you won’t be bored for a second!

Crafty Creepers: Where Minecraft meets Fallout movie anons for a LOL-tastic adventure!

action, Adventure, Anons, behind the scenes, bethesda, Crafty, CREEPERS, Director, enjoying, Fallout, fan theories, FANTASY, Gaming Community, Great, LOLtastic, meets, Minecraft, Movie, post-apocalyptic, Scene, Sci Fi, todd howard, video game, Wasteland, Written

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	7495
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Animals Bred:	86	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	5

Are you ready to embark on the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life? Join our server and prepare to be blown away by the sheer awesomeness that awaits you!

Picture this: you spawn in a world where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes. Our server is so magical that even the Ender Dragon does stand-up comedy on weekends.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder the power to mine straight to bedrock in one swing. And let’s not forget about the secret underground disco party hosted by the elusive Herobrine himself.

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers while wearing a suit made entirely of enchanted golden carrots? Only on our server, my friend. Only on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! Todd himself would be proud.

Blocky Battle Royale: ‘Who’s winning?’

Ahead, battle, best, blocky, Champion, Competition, Conquering, DOMINATING, First Place, in the lead, leader, Number One, Prevailing, Royale.., success, Successful, top spot, triumph, triumphant, Victorious, Victory, Whos, winning, winning streak

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	8337
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	287	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	156	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Villages Defended:	20
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pixelated madness!

Join us and witness epic battles between a team of ninja chickens and an army of zombie llamas. Who will come out victorious? Only the bravest players will find out!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot, who roams the land in search of unsuspecting players to challenge to a dance-off. Can you out-dance this pixelated beast?

And if you’re feeling lucky, try your hand at our custom mini-game, “Exploding Sheep Jousting.” Trust us, it’s a blast!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience Minecraft like never before. Who’s winning? You are, of course, because you’re playing on the craziest server around!

ChunkyCraft: Where we all come together to help each other get thicc

body goals, body image, body positivity, Body transformation, bulking, ChunkyCraft, confidence building, fitness journey, gym motivation, health and wellness, Healthy Eating, lifestyle change, muscle building, nutrition, personal trainer, physical transformation, progress tracking, self improvement, strength training, thicc, weight gain, workout plan

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	6037
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	211
Falling into the Void:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Are you tired of being a skinny legend in Minecraft? Do you want to be an absolute unit of a player? Well, look no further because on our server, we specialize in helping you get THICC. Our custom plugins and mini-games are designed to make you gain virtual weight faster than you can say “diamonds”. Join us and let’s get chunky together! Who needs a gym when you have our server to help you bulk up in pixels?

GatchaCraft: Crowds Edition – Where every block is a surprise and every player is a superhero!

+x, action, Adventure, aliens, Anime, BLOCK, Character development, colorful animation, crowds, Edition, futuristic, GatchaCraft, Gatchaman Crowds, Mystery, Online Community, player, Powers, social media, society, SuperHero, Surprise, team dynamics, teamwork, Technology, transformation, twitter, virtual world

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	6709
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like Twitter on steroids! We’ve got drama, memes, and more hot takes than you can shake a stick at.

Join us for epic battles between rival factions, where alliances are formed and broken in the blink of an eye. Build your own empire and watch it rise to glory, only to be torn down by a group of trolls with too much time on their hands.

But that’s not all! We’ve got custom plugins that will blow your mind, like the “Tweetstorm” feature that lets you send out a flurry of tweets to your fellow players. And don’t even get me started on the “Cancel Culture” event, where players can band together to cancel each other for the most ridiculous reasons.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest Minecraft server this side of the internet. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a thick skin, because things are about to get wild!

RegretCraft: Where mainland Chinese players realize they backed the wrong block

Accountability, AUTHORITY, Backed, BLOCK, Censorship, China, Chinese, consequences, decision, Dictatorship, firing squad, Government, leadership, mainland, mainland Chinese, Oppression, Players, Politics, power, realization, realize, Reflection, regret, RegretCraft, rulers, wrong, wrong horse

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	1354
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	448
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	3

Are you tired of backing the wrong horse in life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can join a community where regret is a thing of the past! Our server is filled with players who have all realized they chose the wrong rulers in their past lives, but now they’re living their best lives building epic structures and battling mobs together.

Join us and experience the thrill of starting fresh in a world where firing squads are a thing of the past and the only thing you’ll be firing is your bow and arrow at pesky creepers. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and leave regret behind!

PixelPout – The Land of Tsundere Adventures

Adventures, Amemachi Hanabi, Amiya Aranha, Chikafuji Lisa, Dizzy Dokuro, Ember Amane, Haewon the Heartstring, Hoshino Char, Inukai Purin, Kamiko Kana, Land, Matsuro Meru, Miori Celesta, Nini Yuuna, Orla Gan Ceann, PixelPout, Shimada Tiger, Sinful thoughts, Teamup Schedule, Tetsuya Kazune, Tsundere, Tsunderia Extended, tsunX, Tsurugi Nen, Uzuki Tomoya, Yomi Cham

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	709
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Animals Bred:	28	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than our Sinful Thoughts Edition server! Join us for a wild ride filled with tomboyish firestarters, stinky succubi, and even a golden-voiced mayor of Rainy Town.

But wait, there’s more! We have the embodiment of chaos, a frenemy of the thread, and a wannabe cumdumpster all waiting to meet you in-game. And don’t forget about the scuffed dream eater and dick confuser – they’ll keep you on your toes!

Join now and team up with the likes of Gunpla extraordinaire, the fighting tiger of the Shimada dojo, and even a certified retro hag. Plus, we have world’s cutest singing wolpertingers and spicy Latina priestesses on a mission to cleanse the world of sin.

So why wait? Dive into our outrageous Minecraft server today and experience the madness for yourself. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now!

MineCrafty Dance Party Server – Daily Bust a Groove!

beat, Bust, Bust-A-Groove, Community, comparison, Daily, Dance, dance battles, discussion, dreamcast, gaming memories, Groove, Jet Set Radio, minecrafty, Music, Nostalgia, Party, PlayStation, retro gaming, Rhythm, rhythm games, Server, Similarities, Thread, video games

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	7751
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Ores Mined:	4435	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you’re busting is blocks? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride that will have you feeling like you’re in the middle of a Jet Set Radio dance-off!

Our server is so lit, it’ll make you want to bust a groove like never before. Picture this: you’re cruising through the virtual streets of Minecraft, dodging creepers and zombies while jamming out to sick beats that will have you feeling like a true DJ master.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most epic dance battles you’ve ever seen. Challenge other players to a dance-off and show off your best moves as you battle it out for the title of Minecraft’s ultimate dance champion.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready to bust a groove like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

MemeCraft

Caesar, Destruction, evil man, inbreeding, LMFAOOO, Memecraft, Rabbi Yeshua, resistance, ROMANS, Second temple, TAXES, turn the other cheek, Yahweh

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	6999
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Dragons Tamed:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question the whereabouts of Yahweh during historical events? Look no further! Join our server and explore the mysteries of the Second Temple destruction while building your own virtual empire. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the truth behind Rabbi Yeshua’s teachings and their impact on inbreeding deformities. It’s a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a few unexpected plot twists. So why wait? Join now and let the insanity begin!