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Finger Fun Land

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join our epic minecraft server where the grass is neon pink and the pigs wear top hats. why should you join? well, let me tell you a story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret cave filled with diamonds and cake. but beware, there are also evil chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes. but don’t worry, you can ride a unicorn to safety.
if you join our server, you will be able to fly on a magic carpet and battle dragons with a sword made of cheese. plus, our community is full of friendly players who will help you build a castle made of marshmallows. so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server and experience the craziest minecraft adventure of your life!

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Light Up Sleepy Teens

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so, like, you wanna join this cray cray minecraft server? well let me tell you, it’s like, scientifically proven to make you sleep better or something. like, this study with teens and stuff found that if you play on our server, you’ll go to bed earlier and wake up earlier. it’s like magic, but with blocks and stuff. so come join us and get your sleep schedule all sorted out while building epic castles and fighting dragons. who needs sleep when you can have minecraft, right? #blocklife #sleepisfortheweak

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Hurtsalot

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HurtsALot.online, never pay to win, semi-vanilla SMP Minecraft. At HurtsALot we strive to offer an enhanced vanilla experience. With mcMMO, shop and player auctions, the world is what you make it. The Rules are simple No Hacking, No Spamming, All Bans Are Final. Can you survive HurtsAlot.online

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Nanii Network

1.20.1, 1.8, 24/7, ALDEA, Crates, Cross-Play, Cross-World, Custom, Economia, Economy, Enchantments, Ip:, Jobs, Missions, NaNi.minehost.pro, Npcs, Protections, PvE, PvP, Server, Skyblock, Spawn, Survival, Vanilla

Nani Network Custom 1.8 – 1.20.1 server, a 24/7 server that seeks to be a place where you can hang out and have fun The server has: Economia Cross-World Jobs Enchantments Protections Aldea / Spawn Npc’s Skyblock MISSIONS Crates IP: NaNi.minehost.pro

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Mystic Hate Realm 1.21.4

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Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but with a twist! Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide, it’s wild, man!
Join us for epic battles against evil mobs and build the most insane structures you can think of, like a giant banana made out of diamonds or a roller coaster that goes to the moon and back!

Plus, we have the coolest community ever, full of friendly players who will help you out and make you laugh until your sides hurt. And did I mention we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night? It’s lit, fam!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on this wacky Minecraft server and let your imagination run wild! Just don’t forget your diamond sword and enchanted armor, things can get pretty crazy around here.

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DadDumpedMC Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where even the NPCs have more family drama than you can handle!
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of sending your estranged father on a wild bus ride back to where he came from, all while his ‘girlfriend’ is left fuming at the unexpected return. Will he come back for revenge? Will he try to win you over with promises of better opportunities? Who knows, but it’s all part of the fun on our server!

With more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, you’ll never know what to expect next. Will your father show up unannounced at your doorstep again? Will his ‘girlfriend’ continue to stir up trouble? The only way to find out is to join our server and immerse yourself in the chaos.

So come on down and join us for a wild ride of family drama, unexpected twists, and outrageous storylines. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server to keep you entertained?

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BlockyLegends

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up and make sure you’re remembered for all the right reasons when you die in the game (not in real life, don’t worry).
Join our server and embark on epic quests that will have you battling dragons, riding unicorns, and even befriending creepers (yes, you read that right). Want to build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamonds? Go for it! Want to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Why not! The possibilities are endless on our server.

So why wait? Join now and make sure your Minecraft legacy is one for the history books (or at least the server chat). Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself plays on our server in disguise, so you never know who you might run into. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join today!

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CraftySyrianWarrior

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come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant sand castles and ride llamas into battle against the evil creepers. our fearless leader, steve, has declared war on the evil empire of iran and their pesky proxies. join us in the fight for freedom and fun as we conquer new lands and build the biggest pixelated empire the world has ever seen. plus, we have unlimited diamonds and cake for all our players. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s show iran who’s boss in the world of minecraft!

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Pixel Galaxy Quest

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join dis crazy minecraft server where u can build ur own spaceship and travel to other planets in search of diamonds and alien mobs. u can even battle space pirates and trade with intergalactic villagers.
we have a special mod that lets u ride on the back of a giant space chicken as u explore the galaxy. and if u get bored of space travel, u can always come back to earth and build a secret underground base filled with traps to protect ur precious loot.

so come join us and let ur imagination run wild in this wacky world where anything is possible. plus, we have free pizza every friday for all our players. what more could u ask for?

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Evolved Blood Types Server

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lol join dis epic minecraft server where u can travel back in time to when ancient humans were like tryna figure out their blood types like wut even lol. u can be a caveman or a cavegirl and like mine for diamonds and stuff and maybe even discover a new blood type like B positive plus plus or something. come join us and be part of dis wacky adventure where u can be a part of history and stuff. also, there’s a secret underground cave where u can find a portal to the future and see flying cars and robots and stuff. so come on, join us and let’s get weird together in dis crazy minecraft server.

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