BadIdeaBuyer Minecraft Servers

BadIdeaBuyer Minecraft Servers

  • BadIdeaBuyer Minecraft SMP

    BadIdeaBuyer Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 92/100 Votes: 9530
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Rune Stones Activated: 4
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 11
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    Haunted Chests Opened: 6 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where investing in virtual potatoes is the key to success! Just like in the real world, our server operates on the principles of the free market, but with a twist – the potatoes never cool down!

    Join us and watch as your virtual Tesla stocks soar by 30% when everyone is crying about cyber trucks, or see your Bitcoin investments skyrocket by 4x when FTX collapses (because who needs real financial stability anyway?).

    And if you’re looking to invest in real estate, our server is the place to be! Buy a virtual house only when people tell you it’s a bad investment – because who needs logic when you have virtual properties to play with?

    So come on down to our wacky Minecraft SMP and experience the thrill of investing in potatoes, virtual stocks, and questionable real estate decisions. Who knows, you might just become the next virtual Warren Buffet!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NormieCraft: Stop the Anti-Semitic Madness!

    NormieCraft: Stop the Anti-Semitic Madness!
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    Players: 103/800 Votes: 3757
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 347 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 20 Buildings Constructed: 45
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 15 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6
    Chimeras Created: 1 Forbidden Tomes Read: 2
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Magic Wands Crafted: 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 33

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with normies going antisemite on other Minecraft servers? Look no further, because on our server, we focus on the REAL enemies: Islam, China, Russia, and Western globalists!

    Join us to fight against these foes and save the Minecraft world from their evil clutches. Our community is full of brave warriors ready to take on any challenge, no matter how outrageous.

    So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and be part of something truly epic? Don’t let the normies win – join our server today and let’s show them who the real heroes are!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyDebate: To Fix or Not to Fix, That is the Question!

    CraftyDebate: To Fix or Not to Fix, That is the Question!
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    Players: 98/100 Votes: 7235
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 New Chunks Explored: 948354
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Immortal Anvils Forged: 8
    Chimeras Created: 2 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 8 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Whispering Caves Entered: 3 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 20 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where we promise you’ll have so much fun, you’ll forget all about your real-life problems!

    Join us and you’ll be transported to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the most epic castle or finding the rarest diamond. Who needs to fix their ed when you can be the ruler of your own virtual kingdom?

    Plus, rumor has it that the lower your BMI gets in the game, the more powerful you become. So why bother with real-life struggles when you can become a Minecraft superhero instead?

    Don’t miss out on this opportunity to escape reality and embrace the insanity of our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even discover a secret portal to a land of unlimited pizza and diamonds. Just kidding… or are we? 😉

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • FateZeroCraft: Where Minecraft meets Fate anime debates!

    FateZeroCraft: Where Minecraft meets Fate anime debates!
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    Players: 108/600 Votes: 9609
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 6059
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Wyrmholes Dug: 7 Fairy Circles Danced In: 7
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 6
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 12

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Fate Zero is the ultimate Minecraft experience for all you anime fans out there. Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – Fate Zero is the ONLY good Fate anime out there. That’s right, all the other ones are just a waste of time. But on our server, you’ll be transported into a world where Minecraft meets Fate Zero in the most epic crossover event of all time.

    Picture this – you’re wandering through the world of Minecraft, minding your own business, when suddenly, you come face to face with Saber herself. That’s right, the legendary warrior from Fate Zero is now roaming the Minecraft world, ready to join forces with you on epic quests and battles. And that’s not all – Archer, Lancer, Rider, Caster, Assassin, and Berserker are all waiting for you to join them in their adventures.

    But wait, there’s more! On our server, you’ll also encounter magical creatures, powerful artifacts, and secret dungeons filled with treasures beyond your wildest dreams. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the Holy Grail itself, granting you unimaginable powers and abilities.

    So what are you waiting for? Join Fate Zero Minecraft server today and embark on the most epic adventure of your Minecraft life. Who knows what wonders and dangers await you in this fantastical world? The fate of the Minecraft universe is in your hands – are you ready to seize it?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Blocky Buckeye Bonanza: 440/216 Bonus Nudes

    Blocky Buckeye Bonanza: 440/216 Bonus Nudes
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    Players: 109/900 Votes: 4310
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 8 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Mythical Swords Crafted: 53
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 40 Vanishing Items Found: 6
    Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Meteorites Collected: 4
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 19 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Divine Relics Bestowed: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most scandalous Minecraft server on the block! Looking for a wild time? Look no further than our server where Ohio nudes are the currency of choice. But wait, there’s more! We’re giving out bonus points for anyone from the 440 or 216 area codes. Why, you ask? Because those area codes are known for producing the most daring and adventurous players in the game.

    Join us for a server experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really follows those anyway?). Dive into a world where anything goes, and where the only thing more valuable than diamonds are those Ohio nudes.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see what all the hype is about. Just be prepared for a wild ride that you won’t soon forget.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Minecraft Mates: ‘/brit/’

    Minecraft Mates: ‘/brit/’
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    Players: 108/700 Votes: 8692
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 9 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 32 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 15
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 7 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9
    Ether Blades Crafted: 7 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our God save the king edition Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy challenges, and explosive adventures!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, our king was kidnapped by a group of evil llamas who demanded a ransom of 1000 diamonds. It’s up to you, brave adventurer, to rescue the king and save the kingdom from certain doom!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary dancing pigs of Minecraft. Witness their incredible moves and maybe even learn a few steps yourself!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be part of the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Pixelated Drama: The Audition Scam

    Pixelated Drama: The Audition Scam
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    Players: 101/100 Votes: 4486
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Cosmic Pies Baked: 10
    Demon Skulls Collected: 23 Divine Relics Bestowed: 7
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 53 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Mines Excavated: 4256
    Epic Shields Constructed: 29 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with auditions that are more like a talent show hosted by a group of confused villagers!

    Who knows, you might just stumble upon a secret underground audition where players battle it out in a fierce dance-off to win the title of “Best Dancer in the Overworld”! And don’t even get us started on the singing auditions held in the Nether – the ghasts can’t get enough!

    So why wait? Join our server today for a chance to experience the craziest auditions in Minecraft history! Who knows, you might just become the next big star of the block!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty Creeper’s Metroid Mayhem

    Crafty Creeper’s Metroid Mayhem
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    Players: 110/600 Votes: 993
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Dragon Scales Harvested: 357
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Cursed Lands Purified: 3
    Towns Built: 3 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 1 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Imagine a world where Metroid Prime 2 meets Minecraft – that’s right, we’ve combined the two for the ultimate gaming experience!

    Join our server and embark on epic quests to defeat space pirates and save the galaxy! Explore alien worlds, battle fierce creatures, and uncover hidden secrets in a Metroid Prime 2 inspired adventure like never before.

    But that’s not all – on our server, you can also ride on the backs of giant space chickens, build a fortress made entirely of cheese, and even ride a rainbow unicorn into battle! Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else.

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who knows, you might even discover the secret to unlocking the power of the Metroid Prime 2 universe in Minecraft!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty Capitalism

    Crafty Capitalism
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    Players: 90/700 Votes: 6313
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7
    Epic Shields Constructed: 15 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 4 Magic Wands Crafted: 16
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 29
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Wyrmholes Dug: 2
    Magical Moments Shared: 24 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we say NO to consumerism! That’s right, consumerism bad! If you dare to benefit from the fruits of 10k years of civilization, you are a baaaad baaad consumuumemmmer! But fear not, for on our server, we have outlawed buying things at stores. Yes, you heard that right. Buying things is bad. Going to stores is bad. You must make everything yourself from scratch or face the wrath of the anti-consumerism police!

    Join us on this epic adventure where we craft our own tools, grow our own food, and build our own homes from natural materials. Don’t be fooled by euphemisms or dysphemisms that try to mislead you into thinking consumerism is okay. It’s time to break free from the shackles of modern society and embrace the true essence of self-sufficiency in Minecraft.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prove that you are not a baaaad baaad consumuumemmmer! Let’s make Minecraft great again, one handmade block at a time.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CheckmateCraft – Where Every Move is a Blocky Battle!

    CheckmateCraft – Where Every Move is a Blocky Battle!
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    Players: 93/700 Votes: 1629
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 40 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Secret Passages Found: 5 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10
    Herobrine Sightings: 9 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 22
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Horror Stories Survived: 2
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Crops Grown: 7031
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay your blocky eyes on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is so lit, the Mahjong General doesn’t have to pretend they’re a Nintendo game anymore. That’s right, we’re on a whole new level of coolness.

    2. We have a secret underground society dedicated to playing chess online edition. It’s like the Illuminati, but with more creeper explosions.

    3. Want to play chess online with fellow Minecrafters? We got you covered. Just click here and prepare to battle it out like a true warrior.

    4. Join our team and weekend’s tournaments for some intense gaming action. Who knew Vietnamese basket weaving forums could be so competitive?

    So what are you waiting for? Previous players are already missing out on the fun, don’t be like them. Join our server now and let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Twinkly Ugly 20s Female Minecraft Server

    Twinkly Ugly 20s Female Minecraft Server
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    Players: 100/600 Votes: 9650
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 2 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 21 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3
    New Chunks Explored: 761628 Titanic Battles Fought: 24
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6449 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 240
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even ugly mid 20s females who look like twinks can thrive!

    Are you tired of being judged for your appearance in the real world? Well, on our server, looks don’t matter! In fact, we encourage you to embrace your inner twinkiness and let your creativity shine!

    Join us for epic build battles, where your ugly creations will be celebrated and admired by all. Show off your unique style and prove that beauty is truly in the eye of the beholder!

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is home to a secret society of twink warriors who protect the land from evil forces. Will you join their ranks and become a hero in your own right?

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us and discover a world where being different is not only accepted, but celebrated. Who knows, you might even find love in the most unexpected of places!

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