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Blocky Shenanigans: Just Mess Up My World, Bro

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	4506
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4916	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Farms Harvested:	356
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Crops Grown:	8350
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Ores Mined:	4336	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to just fuck your shit up, my guy in the most hilarious way possible!

Join us for epic adventures, where you’ll encounter creepy creepers that tell dad jokes, zombie villagers that break out into dance routines, and skeleton archers that challenge you to a game of chess.

Need a break from all the chaos? Relax in our pixelated spa where you can get a virtual massage from a blocky llama or sip on a diamond-infused potion at the bar.

But beware, our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for beatboxing and will challenge you to a rap battle for the title of Blockbuster Champion.

So why wait? Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only rule is to have fun and just fuck your shit up, my guy!

Goon Minecraft SMP Dorm Situation

campus safety, campus security, college dorm safety, college life, dorm, dorm safety, dormitory living, dormitory safety, dormitory security, goon, Minecraft, personal safety, safety in college, safety in student housing, Safety Measures, safety precautions, safety tips, Situation, smp, staying safe in dorms, staying safe on campus, student accommodation, student housing, student safety, student security

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	3756
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	434	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Buildings Constructed:	35
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Are you tired of being stuck in your boring dorm room with nothing to do? Do you crave adventure and excitement? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and embark on epic quests, battle fearsome mobs, and build the most outrageous creations you can imagine.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their underground rave parties and learn their funky moves to impress your friends.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the server. Will you be the one to uncover it and become the richest player on the server? Only time will tell.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky llamas – they’re always up to something!

PreggoPals Minecraft Server

advice, Babysitting, Boundaries, brother, Burnout, Communication, DAUGHTER, family, Frustration, Help, Kids, Minecraft, nephew, newborn, Niece, parenting, Party, play date, PreggoPals, Pregnant, Resentment, Server, SIL

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	1318
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Meteorites Collected:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Towns Built:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the chaos of babysitting your niece, nephew, and daughter while your brother and SIL kick back and relax! Join us for a stress-free gaming experience where you can build, mine, and craft without worrying about little ones running wild and breaking things.

With our server, you’ll never have to deal with irresponsible parents again! Say goodbye to constantly watching over three kids while your family members enjoy themselves – on our server, everyone is responsible for their own gameplay.

And don’t worry about your SIL’s plans for a fourth child – on our server, parenting is a breeze and you can have as many virtual kids as you want without the stress. Plus, our virtual babysitting services are always available, so you can enjoy a date night without burdening your parents.

Join us now and leave the real-life drama behind – because on our server, the only thing you’ll be watching out for is creepers!

RelativesRageCraft

Assertiveness, Boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family disagreements, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, family relationships, family responsibilities, Family Support, family visitation, hospital etiquette, noise control, patient care, patient comfort, patient needs, RelativesRageCraft, Respect, setting boundaries

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	2379
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Animals Bred:	60	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of family gatherings gone wrong? Look no further than our server! We promise no loud birthday parties, no demands for cake money, and definitely no messy furniture mishaps. Join us for a peaceful and drama-free gaming experience where the only thing you’ll be snapping at is creepers. Trust us, you won’t find a more chaotic-free environment anywhere else. So come on over and leave the family drama behind – unless you want to bring it into our virtual world, in which case, we can’t promise any apologies or cake money.

BlockChain Bankruptcy: TeslaTrader306

BANKRUPTCY, Blockchain, Canadian Bank, court case, day trader, finance, Financial Advice, fortune, Investment, investment strategy, lawsuit, Lawsuit Against Bank, legal action, Loss, misleading, stock market, sues, tesla, TeslaTrader306, Trading, wealth, wealth management

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	601
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Crops Grown:	8527	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Buildings Constructed:	49	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7

so u wanna join a minecraft server that is so lit it will make u forget about ur financial troubles? well do i have the server for u! our server is like a rollercoaster of emotions, just like this tesla day trader who lost his entire $306M fortune! but don’t worry, we won’t give u misleading financial advice like that canadian bank did. instead, we will give u the best advice on how to build the sickest minecraft creations and dominate the virtual world! join us now and let’s make some virtual money moves together!

Microbiome Magic: Malaria Recovery Fun

Bangladeshi children, calorically dense, child health, clinical trial, commonly used supplement, dietary intervention, food supplement, Fun, growth improvement, gut health, gut microbiome, immune system, infectious diseases, long-term effects, Magic, malaria, Microbiome, microbiome-based therapies, microbiota, moderate acute malaria, nutrition, public health, Recovery, severe acute malaria

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	2026
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Meteorites Collected:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Dimension Hops:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have I got the server for you! Picture this: a world where your gut microbiome is the key to success. That’s right, we have a three-month trial where you can take a special food supplement that will make you grow faster than a beanstalk!

Forget about those other servers with their basic food options. On our server, you’ll be chowing down on microbiome-directed goodies that will have you feeling like a Minecraft giant in no time. And get this – we’ve got Bangladeshi children who have recovered from severe acute malaria but still suffer from moderate acute malaria testing out these supplements. And guess what? They’re growing like crazy!

So why wait? Join our server now and watch as your Minecraft character transforms into a powerhouse of growth and strength. Who needs a more calorically dense supplement when you’ve got microbiome-based therapies on your side? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join now!

💀 Deadtime ☠️ – 💰🔥 WIPE TODAY 🔥💰 Anarchy 🔥💰 Minecraft server

Anarchy, Auction, Auto-mine, battle pass, Buyer, Clans, custom enchantments, custom generation, Deadtime, Donations, Economy, Enchanting totems, Events, Free Donations, Grief, Master keys, minecraft server, No Dupe, No Mini-Games, Pirate, Private, private blocks, PvE, PvP, Russian, Survival, Unique TNT, WIPE TODAY

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	6307
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1566	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

DeadTime is an interesting anarcho server with version 1.16.5, which is (will be) on everyone’s lips.

But our cherry is that the project allows players to mine cryptocurrency (DeadCoins). You can farm them in the game currency exchanger in the wallet /wallet.

Detailed information on mechanics awaits you in /help, where you can find ways to develop yourself and more.

List of unique mechanics:

✅ CUSTOM GENERATION ✅

? Enchanting totems with attributes.

? Unique TNT.

? Custom enchantments.

? Private blocks.

? Many different events.

? Buyer.

? Auction.

? Battle Pass.

? Master keys with resources.

? Auto-Mine

In addition to this opportunity, you have a chance to enjoy server mechanics, such as a unique totem enchantment system and various events!

IP: mc.deadtime.site

Discord: https://dsc.gg/deadtime

Vk: https://vk.com/deadtimesite

deadtime.site

Robo Brain Minecraft Server

Artificial Intelligence, battle robot, Brain, brain placement, chest, Combat Robots, Engineering, Futuristic technology, head, ideal position, innovation, machine learning, mechanical design, military technology, Minecraft, NECK, Robo, robot development, robotic warfare, robotics, robotics engineering, Server, strategic positioning, Technology, WARFARE

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	1302
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Farms Harvested:	184	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Dragon Scales Harvested:	450	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	482	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have battle robots with brains in their heads, necks, AND chests! That’s right, you never know where the brain of a robot will be located, adding a whole new level of challenge to every battle.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of facing off against robots with brains in unexpected places. Will you aim for the head for a quick victory, or take the riskier route and go for the chest for a chance at a bigger reward? The choice is yours, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else! So come on down and see if you have what it takes to outsmart our brainy battle robots.

””/haha/ Minecraft SMP i hate myself””

digital community, Gaming Community, gaming server, habits, haha, hate, ihatemyself, indecision, long tail tags: self loathing, Minecraft, online tag mapping, posscraft, posshouse, roadkill, self-destructive behavior, self-hatred, smp, Steam, tagmap, undecided, virtual group, virtual world

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	9337
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Zombie Dances:	10
Dimension Hops:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Alien Abductions:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most unpredictable one out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with roadkill, questionable habits, and a tagmap that will leave you saying “haha, hahaihatemyself”!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is so exclusive that even Steam and Posscraft are in on the action. And if you’re lucky, you might even run into the legendary Posshouse, where all the cool kids hang out.

So what are you waiting for? Join us at 51.81.62.131 for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

LilCreeperCraft Minecraft Server

college, Communication, Decision making, dna test, emotional impact, family, family conflict, family dynamics, father son, Fatherhood, Honesty, life choices, LilCreeperCraft, long-lost son, Minecraft, moral dilemma, parenting, Paternity, regret, relationships, Secrets, Selflessness, Server

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	8673
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns!

Imagine this: You log on to our server and discover that your Minecraft girlfriend from 1991 had a secret child who may or may not be yours. The drama unfolds as you try to navigate the complicated relationships and decide whether or not to reveal the truth to the unsuspecting college-bound son.

But wait, there’s more! Your own family gets involved, accusing you of being selfish and demanding that you be in the child’s life at all costs. Will you stand your ground or give in to the pressure?

Join our server now for a rollercoaster of emotions and outrageous storylines that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama like this?

GF Cancelled, Boys Trip Time!

Boys, boys trip, Canceled, CANCELLED, Communication, death in family, decision, depression, disconnected, future plans, insensitivity, irritable, Jealousy, overwhelmed, relationship, Romantic, savings, spur of the moment, Support, Time, trip, Understanding, vacation

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	7957
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	23	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Mythical Swords Crafted:	30
Dragons Tamed:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable decisions just like this guy who went on vacation without his girlfriend.

Experience the thrill of virtual clubbing, spontaneous trips, and relationship drama all from the comfort of your own blocky world. Who needs real-life vacations when you can have all the fun and chaos right here?

Join now and see if you can navigate through the ups and downs of virtual relationships, all while building the craziest structures and surviving the wildest adventures. Trust us, it’ll be a vacation you won’t forget (unlike this guy’s real-life trip)!