badassquotes – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

FrySauceFanatic Minecraft SMP
aioli, barbecue sauce, buffalo sauce, cheese sauce, chipotle mayo, condiments, curry ketchup, dipping sauce, favorite sauce, Fries, FrySauceFanatic, garlic aioli, honey mustard, ketchup, Mayo, Minecraft, Ranch, smp, Sriracha, sweet chili sauce, tartar sauce, truffle aioli, vinegar dip
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing exciting is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a giant plate of fries with every sauce imaginable! From ketchup to ranch to unicorn tears, we’ve got it all!
Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Fry, rumored to grant the power of infinite potatoes. But beware, the evil Potato Overlord is always lurking, ready to steal your fries and turn them into mashed potatoes!
But don’t worry, we have a secret weapon against the Potato Overlord – the Sauce Sword! Crafted from the rarest condiments in the land, this sword is the only thing that can defeat the evil spud.
So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft adventure, where the fries are hot and the sauce is even hotter! Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next?

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Blocky Pleasure Land
blocky, Connection, deep connection, Emotional pleasure, erotic pleasure, foreplay, Intimacy, Land, mutual pleasure, orgasm, Passion, physical intimacy, physical pleasure, Pleasure, romance, satisfaction, sensory pleasure, Sensuality, sex, sexual arousal, sexual pleasure, sexual satisfaction
Looking for a Minecraft server that will give you more pleasure than any other? Look no further! Our server is like the ultimate aphrodisiac for gamers. Our virtual world is so immersive, you’ll feel like you’re actually getting it on with a creeper. And don’t even get us started on the satisfaction of finding diamonds… it’s like hitting the G-spot every time. So come join us for some steamy Minecraft action that will leave you screaming “Enderman” in ecstasy!

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BlackSeaCraft Minecraft Server
aggression, Black sea, BlackSeaCraft, Conflict, Confrontation, Defense, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Maritime, Military, Military Action, Minecraft, naval warfare, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, submarine, Tension, territorial dispute, Ukraine, warship
Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the players are so epic they can sink submarines in the Black Sea? Well, look no further cuz that’s just a normal day on our server! We got crazy events like underwater battles with sea monsters and epic treasure hunts where you can find diamonds the size of your head. Plus, our community is so lit, you’ll be laughing your blocky butt off all day long. So come on and join us, cuz on this server, anything is possible, even sinking Russian submarines in the Black Sea!

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KimJongCraftLauncherz
arms race, Defense, diplomatic tensions, east asia, global politics, international relations, Kim Jong-un, KimJongCraftLauncherz, LAUNCHERS, leader, low-yield, Military, military parade, missile technology, North Korea, nuclear proliferation, nuclear weapons, peace negotiations, security threat, strategic capabilities, weapons development.
Come join our epic Minecraft server where we have 250 launchers ready to fire low-yield nuclear weapons! It’s like North Korea but with blocky graphics and creepers instead of dictators. Build your own bunker to survive the chaos or team up with other players to take over the world. Who needs diplomacy when you have TNT? Join now for a blast of a time!

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MinecraftMindMelt
cognitive demand, cognitive effort, cognitive load, cognitive strain, cognitive workload, emotional discomfort, emotional exhaustion, emotional strain, mental effort, mental exertion, mental fatigue, mental strain, mental stress, MinecraftMindMelt, participants, populations, psychological strain, Tasks, unpleasant feelings, unpleasantness
u ever feel like ur brain is gonna explode from all the thinkin u gotta do? well not on this server, cuz we don’t believe in mental exertion! come join us and let ur brain take a vacation while u build epic structures and battle mobs with ur friends.
we got crazy mini-games like “Hot Potato TNT” where u gotta pass around a lit TNT block before it explodes, or “Sheep Jousting” where u ride sheep and try to knock each other off floating platforms. it’s pure chaos and u won’t be able to stop laughing.
plus, we have a secret underground city where u can find rare loot and uncover the mysteries of the server. some say there’s a hidden treasure guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes, but u didn’t hear that from me.
so come on over and join the fun! no more mental exertion, just pure, unadulterated silliness. trust me, ur brain will thank u.

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SURVIVAL FOR GIRLS ONLY! Minecraft server
Community, exclusive, female, Friendly, Fun, Gaming, Girls, girls only, INCLUSIVE, LGBTQ, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Only, Server, Survival
The owner of the server “SURVIVAL FOR GIRLS ONLY” has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.
7h7e.vanillaboxmc.ru

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⚙️Cams Project: Where survival is semi-normal and the server runs on caffeine! No sleep necessary! 🤪

brand new, bug fixes, Caffeine, Cams, Claimblocks, Customization, Details, Economy, Enhancements, exclusive, game mode, Minecraft, Playtime, Project, ProjectCash, Ranks, restart, Rewards, runs, seamless, seminormal, Server, Sleep, Survival, Testing, Updates, Vanilla

Cams Project Minecraft Server

Overview
Game Mode	Semi-Vanilla Survival
Status	Brand New, Testing
Features	No need to pay for claimblocks Intensive claims customization Future economy update with ProjectCash Constant updates and detailed change logs
Server	camsproject.com

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I earn claimblocks with playtime?	Yes, you can earn claimblocks with playtime.
Will I be kicked on server restarts?	No, you will not be kicked even on server restarts.
What is ProjectCash?	ProjectCash is the future economy update that allows you to buy/sell with accrued blocks.
How often are updates pushed out?	Updates are constantly pushed out on the server.
Is there a way to see upcoming updates?	Yes, you can use /recentupdates and /upcomingupdates in game to see the updates.
How can I learn more about the claim system?	Use /claimshelp in game to see the goals of the claim system.

CraftyCreeperz Minecraft Server
Arctic Summer World, Ashiya Douman, Berserker, Coin Calculator, CraftyCreeperz, Damage Calculator, Drop Rates, Event, Event Compendium, FAQ, fate grand order, Fate/Grand Order NA, Future Materials Spreadsheet, Future Quartz, Ibuki Douji, Interlude Timeline, Lady Avalon, Mats/Summoning Info, Minecraft, rank up, Rateups, Raw Database, Revival Pickup Summon, Ruler, Scathach-Skadi, Servant Info, Servant Material Lookup, Servant Planner, Server, summon, Swimsuit Event
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Chaldea’s Magical Summer Theme Park? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate summer destination for all your blocky adventures!
Join our server and experience the Arctic Summer World, where you can summon Swimsuit 2023 Revival characters like you’ve never seen before. Dive into the icy waters and summon Ibuki-Douji (Berserker) or Scathach-Skadi (Ruler) to join you on your epic quests.
But that’s not all! You can also summon Lady Avalon and Ashiya Douman to join your squad and conquer the frozen lands of our server. And don’t worry about getting lost, our server has a Servant Material Lookup feature to help you navigate through the icy terrain.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a summer adventure like no other! Just be careful of the creepers, they might be disguised as swimsuit-wearing servants!

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KamalaCraft SMP: VP Picks
Campaign announcement, democratic party, Democratic ticket, Democratic ticket announcement, election 2020, election updates, kamala harris, Kamala VP choice, KamalaCraft, Marco Rubio, Marco Rubio VP, Picks, political decision, political news, presidential race, republican party, running mate, smp, us politics, vice president, Vice President pick, Vice President selection, VP candidate
Guess what, folks? Kamala Harris just dropped a bombshell on us all – she’s chosen Marco Rubio as her vice president candidate… in our Minecraft SMP! That’s right, these two political powerhouses are teaming up to dominate the virtual world of blocks and mobs.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Kamala and Marco have a secret plan to build the biggest, most epic castle ever seen in Minecraft history. They’re calling it the “Unity Fortress” and it’s rumored to have secret passageways, trapdoors, and even a pet creeper named Larry.
If you want to be a part of this wild ride, join our Minecraft SMP now! Who knows what other crazy shenanigans Kamala and Marco have up their sleeves. Plus, you might just get the chance to challenge them to a build battle or go on a quest to find the legendary Diamond Sword of Justice.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the political Minecraft madness begin!

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NoCreeperCarpool
car ride, carpool etiquette, carpooling, carpooling request, Colleague, colleague request, comfort, Commute, commuting, driving alone, NoCreeperCarpool, office, Practicality, rail works, refusal, Train, Transportation, transportation options, work commute, work hours, work schedule
Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of carpooling with your colleague? Look no further! Our server offers a safe haven where you can build your own virtual world without any unwanted passengers tagging along.
Join us and experience the thrill of crafting your own empire, without the hassle of awkward car rides with coworkers. Who needs real-life transportation when you can ride a virtual minecart to victory?
Don’t be the asshole who leaves your colleague stranded – join our server and leave all your real-world problems behind. Plus, rumor has it that diamonds are more abundant in our server than in any carpool lane. So what are you waiting for? Hop on board and start building your dream world today!

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