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CraftyFinnLand: Where Even Creepers Wear Sisu

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	9822
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	2836	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6

Are you tired of being second best in school? Well, fear not! Join our EPIC Minecraft server and become the ULTIMATE champion of all things blocky!

Forget about computer science, because on our server, you’ll be learning the REAL skills – like how to tame a FLYING PIG or ride a RAINBOW LLAMA into battle!

Who needs Turkey when you can have a FEAST of adventure and fun on our server? Join now and see why everyone is ditching school for a life of CREEPER EXPLOSIONS and DIGGING FOR DIAMONDS!

Yubi Lickin’ Crafty Crew

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	3335
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you can unleash your creativity and build to your heart’s content! But wait, there’s more! Join now and discover the secret power of your tongue in our virtual world. Yes, you heard it right! Your tongue will have magical abilities to turn blocks into diamonds with just a lick! Don’t believe us? Well, come try it out for yourself and see your yubi transform into a diamond-mining machine! So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s see wat dat tongue do to my yubi!

AlphaCraft: Where Gen Z Gets Schooled

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	6070
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Emeralds Found:	8298

Welcome to the most INSANE Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Gen Alpha is gonna be screwed when they see what we have in store for them on this server.

Picture this: you log on and immediately find yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical creature that roams the land and challenges players to epic battles for the chance to win UNLIMITED DIAMONDS.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild party where the music never stops and the dance floor is always lit.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the Minecraft adventure of a lifetime. Gen Alpha won’t know what hit them!

PixelPotion: The Ultimate Sales Boost!

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	7338
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Potions Brewed:	33
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the creepers are our salesmen and the diamonds are our currency!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your own car dealership out of PIXELATED blocks and sell cars to your fellow players. Trust us, Steve from Minecraft has already bought a Lamborghini from us and he’s never looked back!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret dungeon hidden somewhere in the server where you can find the rarest cars in the game. Will you be the one to discover it and drive away in a virtual Ferrari?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s CRAFT some crazy car deals together!

Git Gud Craft

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	4900
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Mines Excavated:	2618	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you LOL like never before? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most hilarious place to be!

Join us for epic adventures and insane stories that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. Our LOL-tastic community will make you feel like you’re part of a wacky sitcom where anything can happen.

But beware, our server is so funny that you might just drown in laughter! Don’t worry though, we have lifeguards on duty to save you from the sea of jokes and puns.

So come on, join us and experience the ROFLcopter ride of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Blocky Booty Bonanza

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	7747
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Farms Harvested:	467	Falling into the Void:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the most epic adventure of your life! Our world is filled with bootylicious Mexican women who will shake their asses at you as you mine for diamonds.

But beware, the booty bandits are always on the prowl, ready to steal your precious loot. Only the bravest and most skilled players can survive in this wild and wildly inappropriate world.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and get ready for a butt-tastic time like no other!

Baguette vs Bangers: Minecraft Madness

anger, anglos, baguette, Bangers, Colonialism, Communication, Conflict, Cultural differences, Europe, French, History, Identity, international relations, Language, madness, Minecraft, misunderstanding, nationalism, prejudice, Resentment, Rivalry, Social Issues, Stereotypes, Tensions

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	5673
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Farms Harvested:	167
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Welcome to our totally bonkers Minecraft server where the French and Anglos are at war! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun. Join us for epic battles, crazy alliances, and baguette throwing contests. You’ll never know what to expect next on this zany server!

LOLcraft: He’s My Twin

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	5654
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because he’s literally me!

Join our server and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft. Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigs? Done. How about building a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano and a shark tank? Easy peasy.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mobs in all of Minecraft. You’ll find yourself face to face with a dancing creeper or a singing enderman in no time.

So why wait? Join us now and become a part of the most outrageous Minecraft community on the internet. Trust us, he’s literally me is where all the cool kids are hanging out.

Crafty Giraffe Milkers – No Femcels Allowed!

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	3071
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Votes:	3898
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	5

Welcome to our unbelievably awesome Minecraft server, where even the femcels are too busy milking giraffes to cause any trouble! Join us and experience a world where you are more beautiful than Aphrodite herself – seriously, she’s jealous of your pixelated perfection.

Our server is so epic that even the creepers are too scared to explode, they just stand there in awe of your building skills. And don’t even get us started on the villagers – they throw diamonds at your feet as you walk by because they know you’re the true ruler of this land.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and become the legendary Minecraft player you were always meant to be. And remember, on our server, the only drama is deciding which color sheep to shear next.

FogCraft – Where Minecraft meets Fallout in a hilarious mashup!

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	108
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Void Gems Collected:	38	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	241
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	6

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Imagine a world where Fallout 4, Fallout 76, Fallout 1, Fallout 2, Fallout 3, and Fallout New Vegas all collide in one epic server.

Join us for a wild ride through the wasteland where you can scavenge for resources from all your favorite Fallout games. Need some Nuka-Cola? We got you covered. Want to build your very own Vault-Tec shelter? No problem!

But that’s not all – we have a secret stash of mods and assets that will blow your mind. From super mutants to deathclaws, you’ll never know what’s lurking around the corner.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the chaos and mayhem of the ultimate Fallout Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even run into the elusive Deathclaw Steve who guards the legendary OP Pasta with his life.

Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime adventure. Pre-War thread: >>474172921. See you in the wasteland, wastelanders!