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Kamala’s Philly Party Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	4738
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Star Shards Collected:	197
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the energy is so lit that even Kamala Harris would be jealous! Our rallies are so hype, you’ll feel like you’re taking down Little Donnie and his crooked friends with every block you break. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, insane adventures, and non-stop laughter. Who needs politics when you can rule the virtual world with us? Come on, what are you waiting for? Jump in and let’s make Minecraft great again!

Why Are Walkability And Public Transportation Incomprehensible Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	9282
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of trying to navigate the confusing world of walkability and public transportation in real life? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only mode of transportation is riding pigs with jetpacks strapped to their backs!

Forget about trying to figure out bus schedules or dealing with crowded sidewalks, on our server you can soar through the skies on your trusty pig companion, dodging obstacles and causing chaos wherever you go.

But be warned, the pigs have a mind of their own and may take you on some unexpected detours. So saddle up and join us for a wild ride through a world where walkability and public transportation are a thing of the past!

Homestead Haven Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	9307
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Cursed Lands Purified:	2

Are you tired of the high prices of rural land? Do you dream of owning a homestead but your wallet is crying in agony? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can have all the rural land your heart desires for FREE! That’s right, no need to break the bank, just break some blocks and claim your own piece of virtual paradise.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can live out all your homesteading fantasies without ever having to deal with pesky real-life chores. Want to raise chickens, plant a garden, or build a cozy cabin in the woods? You can do it all without breaking a sweat (or your bank account).

So why wait? Join our server today and start living your best homesteading life without the hefty price tag. Who needs real land when you can have virtual land for free? It’s a no-brainer, really.

Minecraft SMP – /n00b/ – total Minecraft newbies

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	2749
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Void Armor Forged:	27	Votes:	4859
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Dragon Eggs Found:	8917	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Alien Abductions:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where we have more drama than a soap opera in Gielinor!

Our server is so wild, we have players running around like they just drank a stamina potion from Run Energy Changes – Open Beta 2! And don’t even get us started on Project Zanaris – October Update, where players are finding themselves in a whole new world of chaos.

Join our server now and be part of the insanity! Who needs Twitter drama when you have our chat channel, fart cc, where the real tea is spilled. And don’t forget to sign up for our /osg/ 2024 Skilling Competition, where the competition is so fierce, it’s like trying to mine diamonds with a wooden pickaxe. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!

Big Mooner’s Crafty Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	5047
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	97
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	23	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	30

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience, where the moon is so big you can practically touch it! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride giant chickens into battle against evil zombie pigmen? Or build a castle made entirely out of cheese blocks while being chased by a pack of rabid llamas?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those who can defeat it in a dance-off. And rumor has it that there’s a secret portal hidden somewhere that leads to a dimension made entirely out of candy.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on Big Mooner and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Just be sure to watch out for the exploding sheep… they tend to get a little carried away.

Dear Nvidia Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	4875
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	45	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Crops Grown:	7066	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Votes:	5949
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	69	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Are you tired of getting replaced by Turkish boys and dealing with drama from Bulgarian coworkers? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next!

Forget about spending hundreds of dollars on a fancy graphics card, join us and build to your heart’s content with no worries about AI or corporate scams. Plus, who needs groceries when you can feast on virtual cake and cookies in the game?

So come join our server and escape the real world madness for a while. Who knows, you might even find a new job as a professional block builder!

Why Java? Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	850
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Meteorites Collected:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us for epic battles with giant mutant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!

Forget about those other servers that are as basic as a dirt block, come join us for a Java experience that will blow your mind (and maybe your house up too, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)! So why Java? Because why settle for mediocrity when you can have madness!

Autism Quest Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	2310
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Secret Passages Found:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Holy Grails Found:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you actually have to play the game like a normal person? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos.

Want to know how to get autism? Look no further! Our server is so crazy and unpredictable that you’ll be questioning your sanity in no time. From exploding chickens to gravity-defying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll have the chance to participate in our legendary potato sack races, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of… you guessed it, potatoes! And don’t forget about our weekly llama fashion shows, where the best-dressed llama gets crowned the king of the server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a touch of madness. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Pixelated Pow Wow Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	739
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Villages Defended:	11
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have we got a server for you! Picture this: a world where Indians have the power to replace entire continents with their sheer numbers. That’s right, 1.4 billion people ready to take over the Minecraft universe! Join us for a wild ride as we build, mine, and conquer our way to world domination. Who knew a simple block-building game could turn into a battle for global supremacy? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server experience you’ll ever have!

The Goofy Golem – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	4477
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Magic Items Found:	3070
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	437
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because the golec thread SMP is here to shake things up!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky challenges, and unexpected twists and turns. Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head? We’ve got you covered.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and trade in rare enchanted items. Want to join their ranks and become the llama king? Better start practicing your llama noises!

Oh, and did we mention that our server is actually located on the moon? That’s right, we’ve got anti-gravity blocks, moon cows, and even a lunar disco where you can dance the night away with your fellow players.

So what are you waiting for? Join the golec thread SMP today and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!