bad woke Minecraft Servers

bad woke Minecraft Servers

  • Woke Minecraft Server

    Woke Minecraft Server
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    Players: 95/100 Votes: 7123
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4 Divine Spears Created: 18
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8 Epic Battles Fought: 12
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Ores Mined: 9013
    Evil Lairs Raided: 2 Chimeras Created: 2
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Astral Staffs Crafted: 9
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3

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    Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers where the games are as bland as unseasoned mashed potatoes? Well, look no further because our server is serving up some seriously woke slop games that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time.

    Join us and witness the epic battles between good woke slop games that will have you feeling like a Minecraft champion, and bad woke slop games that will make you question why you ever downloaded the game in the first place.

    But beware, only the most daring and courageous players will succeed in our crazy world of chaos and mayhem. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Join us now and let the madness begin!

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  • Kingdom SMP

    Kingdom SMP
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    Players: 109/600 Votes: 9688
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 13 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Dragon Scales Harvested: 485
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Teleportation Mishaps: 5

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    Minecraft SMP Overview

    Features World divided into different parts
    5 landmarks with boundaries for decoration
    Lordship system with special abilities
    Challenge system for title stripping
    Lore and survival focused SMP

    FAQ

    Q: How do I become a lord of a landmark?

    A: The first person to join a landmark becomes its lord.

    Q: Can I challenge a lord for their title?

    A: Yes, you can challenge a lord once a day for their title. If you win, you become the new lord.

    Q: Is there a Discord server for this SMP?

    A: Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/VefMVQzArC

    Q: How do I join the SMP?

    A: Fill out the Google Form at https://forms.gle/vzsVxUyjDUd3w24c9 to join the SMP.

    Q: Is this server safe for all ages?

    A: Yes, this is a safe space and welcomes players of all ages.

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  • Ethereal Enchantment 1.20.6

    Ethereal Enchantment 1.20.6
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    Players: 102/600 Votes: 9210
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 7648 Mystic Runes Engraved: 4
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Invisible Pathways Walked: 8
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 13 Evil Twin Fights: 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3 Legendary Items Repaired: 7
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Enchantments Applied: 78

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey bro, do you like Minecraft servers that are as wild and crazy as your uncle’s conspiracy theories? Well, have I got a server for you! Join us for a wacky adventure where adult woman fetish is banned to the depths of /d/ and /trash/ – because who needs that kind of drama when you’re just trying to build your dream castle, am I right? Come on, join us and let’s build some epic structures while we keep things PG-13 and family-friendly. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough – just make sure it’s not an adult woman fetish diamond, eww! So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s mine, build, and laugh our way to victory!

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  • ExClosureNeededLOL

    ExClosureNeededLOL
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    Players: 106/800 Votes: 6529
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Heroic Legacies Created: 4 Mythical Relics Collected: 7
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 19 Enchanted Forests Planted: 3
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 12 Astral Orbs Gathered: 20
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 2 Phantom Knights Defeated: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with heartbreak, long-distance relationships, and military service drama! Our community is like a soap opera, but in block form.

    Experience the thrill of dating someone who is in the military, only to have them break up with you during your night shift. Cry silently while mining for diamonds and battle creepers as you navigate the complexities of love and relationships.

    But wait, there’s more! Get closure by refusing to meet up with your ex, just like our server owner did. Who needs closure when you have a pickaxe and a dream to build the best castle in all of Minecraft?

    Join our server now and see if you can handle the emotional rollercoaster that awaits. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft drama to keep you entertained for hours on end?

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  • BingeWatchFeelsMC SMP

    BingeWatchFeelsMC SMP
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    Players: 96/900 Votes: 5423
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 10 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 9
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 1 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Endless Legions Commanded: 26

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP server, it’s like the craziest rollercoaster ride of your life! We’ve got flying pigs, talking sheep, and a secret underground lair where the admins host epic dance parties every night! Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free diamond sword that shoots lasers and turns your enemies into fluffy bunnies. Trust me, you won’t find a more insane and hilarious server anywhere else on the internet. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

    Also, which TV show is emotionally hard to binge watch? I’d say Spongebob Squarepants because every time Squidward gets all grumpy, I just wanna give him a hug and tell him everything’s gonna be okay. But then he just goes back to being grumpy and I’m like, dude, chill out and eat a Krabby Patty or something. LOL!

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  • FetishCraft: Where Creativity Gets Kinky

    FetishCraft: Where Creativity Gets Kinky
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    Players: 91/800 Votes: 154
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4 Soul Swords Wielded: 1
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 33 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 7 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6 Endless Night Skies: 1
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 7 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Dragons Tamed: 2
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Look no further than our server, where our creators have let their wildest fetishes run wild! Join us for a wild ride filled with lava-filled dungeons, giant cat-shaped mountains, and villagers who only speak in puns about pickaxes. Trust us, you’ve never seen Minecraft like this before. So come on, join us and indulge in the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • The Last Joust 2.0

    The Last Joust 2.0
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    Players: 95/600 Votes: 1327
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Mystic Runes Engraved: 2
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Divine Scrolls Written: 15 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Rainbows Spotted: 1 Celestial Gardens Planted: 2
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10 Unicorn Sightings: 0

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    Welcome to the Last Joust of Chivalry

    “The realm continues to spiral into chaos. The assentation of King Argon II had been challenged by rise of the pretender, Malric Terrowin, claiming to be the rightful heir to the late monarch. Vassal lords and minor states alike were forced into committing to either side or to face destruction, while the realm seemingly remains too preoccupied with its own vices to pay attention to growing encroachments by the southern realm of Tenosia. Which side will you pledge your allegiance and aid it in rise to complete domination through this bloody last joust of chivalry”

    TLJ is the second iteration of our server, focused on factions combat and expansion. This time players alongside our realism focused Modpack will also find additional modes on the server, including:

    Creative Plots – Design builds together with all building blocks and decorations of our Modpack at hand PvPZone – For those wishing to spend time sparring with other players without worry for loss of equipment on dozen different arenas

    Join our community today

    194.213.3.154:25587

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  • ShockSMP

    ShockSMP
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    Players: 106/900 Votes: 5343
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4
    Dark Rituals Completed: 5 Horror Stories Survived: 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6
    Goblin Markets Raided: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 8 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1

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    Hey everyone!

    Looking for a fun and immersive survival experience? ShockSMP is the perfect place for you! What Makes ShockSMP Unique?

    Custom World Generation: Powered by the Geophilic datapack for stunning landscapes! Realistic Seasons: Experience changing seasons as you play. Shopkeepers: Buy and sell items with ease. Land Protection: Keep your builds safe and secure! Why Wait? Join today and be part of our growing community!

    Let’s create amazing adventures together!

    mc.shocksmp.com

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  • Team BaerCraft’s Community Servers

    Team BaerCraft’s Community Servers
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    Players: 105/400 Votes: 9760
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Magic Wands Crafted: 15
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Dimension Hops: 15
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Secret Passages Found: 6
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Underground Cities Explored: 5
    Divine Spears Created: 28 Cosmic Pies Baked: 6
    Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1

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    Server Name Description
    BaerCraft A modpack that offers a variety of gameplay options, focusing on adventure, creativity, stages, and soft expert gameplay.
    Trash Panda Craft

    Creators & Community Overview

    FAQs

    Question Answer
    What modpacks are available on the server? BaerCraft and Trash Panda Craft are the main modpacks available, with additional community-voted modpacks rotating every 3 months.
    How many servers are usually running? The server typically runs about 4 servers, including official multiplayer servers for the main modpacks.
    What is the focus of the modpacks? BaerCraft offers a variety of optional gameplay experiences, while Trash Panda Craft blends challenge and fun with its gameplay elements.
    Is the community active in discussing other games and topics? Yes, the community is active in discussing a variety of other games and topics beyond Minecraft.
    How can I join the Discord community? You can join the Discord community by clicking on the provided link.

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  • MysticCrafted 1.20

    MysticCrafted 1.20
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    Players: 108/1000 Votes: 4224
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 757 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 8 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Underground Cities Explored: 3
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7 Mineshafts Explored: 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Mystic Runes Engraved: 6
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 12 Ether Blades Crafted: 16
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 36

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    Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the curse of Asmongold!

    We offer a safe haven for those who have lost friends to ridiculous drinking challenges.

    Build your own virtual world where no one will force you to watch endless streams of questionable content.

    Escape the madness and join us for some blocky fun!

    No more “no shit” moments, just pure Minecraft joy.

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  • FairCraft FamBam Tax

    FairCraft FamBam Tax
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    Players: 92/100 Votes: 7693
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Secret Guilds Joined: 1
    Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
    Rainbows Spotted: 7 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
    Crops Grown: 9254 Farms Harvested: 534
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7 Magic Crystals Found: 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 Epic Weapons Forged: 10
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of family drama and disagreements over rent? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual escape from real-life disputes and enjoy a world where the only thing you have to worry about is mining for diamonds and building epic structures.

    On our server, you can create your own family dynamic with other players and split resources however you want – no spreadsheets required! Want to live in a mother-in-law suite with your own bathroom and kitchen? Go for it! Or maybe you prefer to roam around in a class A RV, vanlife van, and jeep – the choice is yours.

    And don’t worry about any .5 disputes over kids paying rent – on our server, everyone is treated equally, no matter their age or number of family members. So come join us and leave the real world drama behind – because on our server, the only thing you’ll be arguing about is who gets the best spot to build their castle.

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