Welcome to our totally rad Minecraft server where you can escape the woes of being a lonely incel! Are you tired of being told to “man up” and start a family? Well, look no further because on our server, you can build your own virtual family with blocky characters who will never judge you for being a forever alone.
Join us for epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans as you navigate through our pixelated world filled with zany characters and outrageous quests. Who needs a real family when you can have a virtual one that’s just as dysfunctional?
So what are you waiting for, incels? It’s time to put down the body pillow and pick up your pickaxe as you embark on a journey to find companionship in the most unexpected of places. Join our server now and start building your own digital dynasty today!
And get this, one time a girl called me OCD for replying so quickly. Can you believe that? Who wouldn’t want fast responses in this digital age? It’s like she’s living in the Stone Age or something. But hey, if you want to experience the joy of instant communication and witness the hilarity of people calling you OCD for it, then join our server today!
Join us and experience the thrill of Resident Evil 4 Remake discussions, where we laugh at all the haters who were proved wrong about the game. No need to worry about bad “realistic” movement or enemies hitting you too hard and fast – we’ve got it all covered.
But wait, there’s more! Dive into the world of Dragon’s Smegma 2, where e-celebs defend the game like it’s their life’s mission. Laugh at the clunky controls and the lack of enemy variety, while still enjoying the easy gameplay and lack of effort put into improving the game.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the rollercoaster of emotions that come with every new game release. If /v/ shills a game, it will be shit – but if /v/ hates a game, it will be great on our server!
Join us for a wild ride where you can experience the thrill of dealing with ticket drama just like in the real world. Forget about building blocks and mining for diamonds, here you’ll be negotiating ticket sales and dealing with exes who still want to go to concerts together.
Who needs mobs and creepers when you can have roommates and their exes causing chaos? Join our server now and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions and ticket sales like you’ve never experienced before!
Imagine a world where everyone is hiding their salaries like it’s a national treasure, and the only way to find out is by solving riddles and puzzles. Will you be able to crack the code and uncover the secret riches of your fellow players? Or will you be left in the dark like this poor girlfriend who just wants to know what her boyfriend makes?
But don’t worry, we promise not to judge you based on your salary (or lack thereof). In fact, we encourage you to flaunt your virtual wealth by building the most extravagant pixelated mansion the server has ever seen. Who needs to know your real salary when you can flex your Minecraft riches instead?
So come join us on this server where the only thing more elusive than diamonds is the answer to the question, “How much do you make?” Trust us, it’s a wild ride filled with twists, turns, and plenty of secrets to uncover. Just remember, it’s all in good fun…until tax season rolls around and you still don’t know how much your in-game neighbor is pulling in.
But the best part? We have a magical portal that transports you to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese. Yes, you heard me right, CHEESE! So come join us and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stand against their poultry uprising?
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).
but here’s the kicker – Trump is like, “make a deal or we’re out,” and you’re just there like, “wait, what deal? what are you even talking about, bro?” but Trump is all serious and stuff, like he’s about to blow up the whole server if Zelensky doesn’t make a deal with him.
so now you’re stuck in the middle of this crazy drama, just trying to build your epic castle and avoid getting caught in the crossfire between Trump and Zelensky. but hey, at least it’s never a dull moment on this server, amirite?
if you wanna join in on the madness and see what other insane shenanigans go down, then come on over to our Minecraft server! who knows what kind of wild adventures you’ll get into next? just be prepared for anything, because things can get pretty wacky around here.
And, like, the mobs on this server are, like, totally wild, man. We got creepers that explode into confetti instead of blowing up your stuff. And the zombies? They do the Thriller dance instead of trying to eat your brains. It’s a party 24/7 on this server, dude.
Plus, we have the most epic building contests where you can build a giant toilet or a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano. The possibilities are endless, bro.
So, like, come join our server and let your freak flag fly. It’s gonna be a blast, trust me.
| Server Name | Near Vanilla |
|---|---|
| Age | 7 years old |
| Community | Close-knit |
| Play Styles Welcome | All |
| IP | play.nearvanilla.com |
| Website | nearvanilla.com |
A: Near Vanilla is a close-knit community server where players come together to build, collect, explore, and have fun in a cooperative environment. All play styles are welcome.
A: Near Vanilla is for players who are 18 years old and above.
A: Near Vanilla has a Zero Tolerance Policy for hacking, glitching, duping, griefing, stealing, bullying, insulting, discrimination, prejudice behavior, and toxic behavior. These actions will result in a permanent ban.
A: Near Vanilla has custom plugins like Deathlog, WanderfulAdditions, Kickafk, and other admin tools to enhance the player experience. Players can suggest non-vanilla additions that do not remove from the vanilla experience.
A: You can apply through Discord by clicking the link provided on the server’s website. Applications are open to mature and respectful players who align with the server’s values.
If you’re into that crazy music scene, then this server is the place to be. You can jam out to all the tunes from Nimi and Fauna while building your own epic creations in the game.
And if you’re feeling nostalgic for the good old days of Miss Nimi and Fauna, there are links to all their old content so you can relive the magic anytime you want.
So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server where the grasshoppers and their bait are no match for the power of Nimi and Fauna. Don’t miss out on this trippy adventure!