Welcome to our totally rad Minecraft server where you can escape the woes of being a lonely incel! Are you tired of being told to “man up” and start a family? Well, look no further because on our server, you can build your own virtual family with blocky characters who will never judge you for being a forever alone.
Join us for epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans as you navigate through our pixelated world filled with zany characters and outrageous quests. Who needs a real family when you can have a virtual one that’s just as dysfunctional?
So what are you waiting for, incels? It’s time to put down the body pillow and pick up your pickaxe as you embark on a journey to find companionship in the most unexpected of places. Join our server now and start building your own digital dynasty today!
And get this, one time a girl called me OCD for replying so quickly. Can you believe that? Who wouldn’t want fast responses in this digital age? It’s like she’s living in the Stone Age or something. But hey, if you want to experience the joy of instant communication and witness the hilarity of people calling you OCD for it, then join our server today!
Join us and experience the thrill of Resident Evil 4 Remake discussions, where we laugh at all the haters who were proved wrong about the game. No need to worry about bad “realistic” movement or enemies hitting you too hard and fast – we’ve got it all covered.
But wait, there’s more! Dive into the world of Dragon’s Smegma 2, where e-celebs defend the game like it’s their life’s mission. Laugh at the clunky controls and the lack of enemy variety, while still enjoying the easy gameplay and lack of effort put into improving the game.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the rollercoaster of emotions that come with every new game release. If /v/ shills a game, it will be shit – but if /v/ hates a game, it will be great on our server!
Whether you build a secure base and sell resources, be an assassin and get hired by players, explorer, find amazing building locations or huge dungeons, joins factions and conquer other teams It’s yours to choose from.
| Custom abandon city at spawn |
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| Lightweight mods, optimization mods so you can run shaders |
| Immersive enhancing mods |
| Events |
| Active player base |
| Pvp battles |
| New armor and guns |
| Lots of zombies |
| Player run teams and alliances |
| Helicopters, planes, cars |
| (and more) |
| It includes several mods that will make the game more immersive, optimized, adds structures, prehistoric caves and much more |
Version 1.20.1
You can join the server by entering the server IP address in your Minecraft client and connecting to the server.
Yes, there are rules that all players must follow to ensure fair gameplay and a positive community environment. You can find the rules listed on the server’s Discord server.
Yes, players can form alliances with each other to team up and conquer other teams on the server.
The server hosts various events such as PvP battles, treasure hunts, and building competitions to keep players engaged and entertained.
Yes, the server offers new armor, guns, and vehicles like helicopters, planes, and cars that are not available in the base Minecraft game.
We have a secret underground city made entirely of diamond blocks because why not?
You can ride on the backs of dragons and battle evil unicorns for ultimate glory!
Join us for a wild ride through a world where the laws of physics don’t apply and chaos reigns supreme!
Are you tired of boring old servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll find friendships tested, trust betrayed, and trucks mysteriously disappearing!
Join us for the ultimate thrill ride as you navigate through the chaos of renting out vehicles to friends who never pay back, exes causing drama, and a tow truck showdown that will leave you on the edge of your seat.
But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of living with roommates who never pay rent or clean up after themselves, and always find a way to blame others for their own mistakes. It’s like living in a sitcom, but with creepers and zombies!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and unforgettable moments. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained?
But yo, the best part is the community, man. We have this one player who’s like a professional sheep herder, I swear he has like a million sheep in his farm. And then there’s this other player who’s like a wizard with redstone, he made a working elevator out of slime blocks and pistons, like what even is that sorcery?
So like, if you wanna join the most lit Minecraft SMP server ever, hit me up bro. We’re always looking for more crazy peeps to join our wacky adventures. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with cake and llamas, so like, why wouldn’t you wanna join, right? Let’s get this bread, fam!
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground village where the villagers throw wild parties every night. You can join in on the fun and dance the night away with your new blocky friends.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds at the bottom of the ocean. But be careful, because the chest is guarded by a giant squid who loves to challenge players to dance battles.
So come join our server and experience the most ridiculous reasons to cry and laugh in Minecraft!
| Server Features |
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| 24/7 server open |
| Community built spawn |
| Origins mod, Origin: Classes, and datapacks |
| Farmer’s Delight |
| Proximity Chat |
| Magic mods |
| Generational mods |
Welcome to Eldoria! We are a chill and relaxed Minecraft server for you and your friends to enjoy and meet new people. We also dabble in roleplay and are streamer friendly.
Most of us here are neurodivergent and part of the LGBT+ community. We strive to create a comfortable and safe environment for everyone.
Discord: Join our Discord
YouTube: Check out our YouTube video
A: The server includes Origins mod, Origin: Classes, Farmer’s Delight, Proximity Chat, Magic mods, and generational mods.
A: Yes, the server is open 24/7 for players to enjoy whenever they want.
A: Yes, the modpack has been optimized to allow players with less quality PCs to play smoothly.
A: Absolutely! The server welcomes players of all backgrounds and identities.
