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NeverAgainCraft

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	1713
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Void Armor Forged:	14
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Secret Passages Found:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Meteorites Collected:	0

Have you ever tried skydiving into a pool of lava while riding a pig in Minecraft? Yeah, neither have we, but on our server, anything is possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are. Trust us, you’ll never want to leave once you experience the sheer madness that awaits you on our server. So what are you waiting for? Dive headfirst into the chaos and join us today!

RocketRaiders Minecraft Server

Conflict, Defense, displaced, extremism, hezbollah, Hezbollah leader, Israel, Israeli displacement, Israelis, leader, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, RETALIATION, rocket attacks, rocket fire, RocketRaiders, SECURITY, Server, Terrorism, Threats, violence, War

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	7165
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6516
Emeralds Found:	8145	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

LOL JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER OR ELSE HEZBOLLAH WILL LAUNCH ROCKETS AT YOU TOO HAHAHA. BUT SERIOUSLY, WE GOT DIAMONDS GALORE AND CREEPERS THAT DANCE. PLUS, OUR MODS ARE SO COOL THEY CAN MAKE YOUR CHARACTER FLY LIKE A CHICKEN. SO COME ON AND JOIN US BEFORE HEZBOLLAH TAKES OVER THE WHOLE SERVER AND MAKES EVERYONE BUILD BUNKERS. LET’S BUILD SOME EPIC CASTLES AND FIGHT OFF THE BAD GUYS TOGETHER. SEE YOU THERE, OR ELSE!

MayhemCraftUK

#covert operations, #intelligence agency, cause mayhem, cyber attacks, destabilization, Disinformation, Espionage, foreign interference, Infiltration, international relations, MayhemCraftUK, MI5, Mission, political tensions, Propaganda, russia, security threat, subversion, Surveillance, UK streets, Warns

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	9683
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

So, like, this server is like, the craziest place to be, man. It’s like, Russia meets Minecraft, but without all the spy stuff, ya know? MI5 is like, freaking out because we’re causing mayhem on the UK streets…in Minecraft. Join us for some wild adventures, like riding polar bears through London or building giant vodka bottles in the middle of Buckingham Palace. It’s a total riot, bro. So come on, join the chaos and let’s show MI5 who’s boss!

Coffin Wood Tree Farm

acceptance, Afterlife, burial, Coffin, contemplation, cycle of life, death, Existential, Farm, final resting place, Funeral, growth, inevitability, inevitability of death, life cycle, mortality, Nature, Reflection, Somber, Tree, wood

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	822
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
New Chunks Explored:	333470	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	11

Yo, have you ever thought about the fact that there’s a tree out there just waiting to make your coffin? Well, forget about all that depressing stuff and come join our Minecraft server instead! This server is so lit, even that tree would want to join if it could!

We got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell jokes (okay maybe not that last one, but wouldn’t that be hilarious?). Our server is like a magical land where anything is possible, even if it defies all logic and reason.

And get this – we have a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of breakdancing. They throw the sickest parties every night, and you’re invited to join in on the fun! Just watch out for the zombie DJs, they tend to drop some killer beats (literally).

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Who needs a tree making your coffin when you can be partying with breakdancing villagers instead? Let’s get this party started!

CoughCraft: Salty Solutions

#coughing, alkaline salts, chronic cough, Chronic illness, chronic respiratory conditions, cough frequency, cough management, CoughCraft, Healthcare, inhaled, Medical research, Monitoring, new treatment, potential treatment, pulmonary medicine, Respiratory Disorders, respiratory health, respiratory system, respiratory therapy, SALTY, scientists, SOLUTIONS, Treatment

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	3453
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Void Gems Collected:	36
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

So like, imagine this, right? You’re just chillin’ in Minecraft, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when all of a sudden, you start coughing like crazy. But don’t worry, because on our server, we have a special potion that can cure chronic coughs! Just inhale some alkaline salts and BAM, no more annoying coughing fits while you’re trying to play. Plus, our server is so lit, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget you ever had a cough in the first place. Join us now for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

#0, 100, autistic, controversy, DEI, Diversity, far gone, Game, inclusion, insensitive, lack of surprise, Minecraft, offensive, PALS, PIXEL, Political, Political Correctness, retards, screeching, Server, social justice, White, Woke, WOKE CULTURE

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	2720
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	New Chunks Explored:	426610
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	357
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee 100% white blocks and 0% political drama! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of players joined our server and were immediately greeted by a herd of rainbow-colored sheep chanting “DEI! DEI! DEI!” But fear not, for our server is a safe haven from all that nonsense. We believe in building, crafting, and having a good ol’ time without any woke screeching ruining the fun.

So come join us and experience a world where the only colors you’ll see are the ones you choose to build with. No political agendas here, just pure, unadulterated Minecraft madness. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

””B r i t M i n e c r a f t S M P””

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	6677
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5653	Votes:	2425
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because dominos edish is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper parties, llama rodeos, and a secret underground rollercoaster that only the bravest adventurers can find.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a feathered ruler who demands tribute in the form of golden carrots and diamond-studded eggs. Will you bow down to his clucky majesty or challenge him to a dance-off for the title of Poultry Prince?

If you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as a box of exploding kittens, then dominos edish is the place for you. Join now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

MoodBoost SMP – Minecraft SMP

Bliss, calmness, comfort, Contentment, DELIGHT, Ease, enjoyment, Good Mood, Happiness, joy, Laughter, Minecraft, MoodBoost, Peace, positivity, Relaxation, satisfaction, Serenity, simple pleasure, smp, stress relief, Tranquility, Uplifting

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	1538
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8523
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	108
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	212	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the joy of punching trees for hours on end! Our server is filled with wacky characters and crazy adventures just waiting for you to join in on the fun. Need a break from the real world? Come build a giant toilet house with us and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the mobs are the DJs. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate blocky master builder!

CraftyTime Travel: Don’t dig straight down!

advice, CraftyTime, Dig, dont, future goals, hindsight, inspiration, learning from mistakes, life lessons, looking back, message to past self, mindfulness, motivation, past mistakes, personal growth, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-care, Straight.., time travel, travel, wisdom

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	3954
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Runes Activated:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Hey there past self! Guess what? In 5 years, you’ll stumble upon the most epic Minecraft server ever created. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated worlds with their hooves. Yes, you read that right. LLAMAS.

2. We have a secret underground disco party that only the most skilled players can find. Dance your blocky butt off to the sickest beats while dodging creepers and skeletons.

3. Rumor has it that if you find the mystical diamond chicken hidden somewhere in the server, your luck in the game will increase tenfold. Plus, the chicken lays diamond eggs. Who wouldn’t want that?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Your past self will thank you for it!

Mate Value Power Play

alternative partners, attraction, emotional infidelity, evolutionary psychology, gender differences, Infidelity, interpersonal relationships, Jealousy, Mate, mate competition, MATE SELECTION, mate value, partner choice, partner preferences, perceived power, Play, power, power dynamics, relationship dynamics, relationship quality, relationship satisfaction, romantic relationships, social psychology

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	6158
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

come join our minecraft server, where you can be the ultimate power player and have all the ladies (or dudes) swooning over you! we have magical powers that will make you feel like a god among mere mortals. you’ll be so irresistible that everyone will be lining up to be your minecraft bae.

our server is so lit that even if you already have a minecraft partner, you’ll be tempted to stray because you’ll feel like you deserve someone even better. it’s like a soap opera drama unfolding right before your very eyes, but in blocky pixel form.

so come on over and experience the thrill of being the most desired player on the server. who needs loyalty when you can have all the options in the world? join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (and your heart broken).