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SpongepocalypseNZ

Biodiversity loss, climate change, conservation efforts, Coral Reefs, Devastating, ecological devastation, ecosystem collapse, environmental crisis, global impact, largest ever recorded, marine life, marine species, marine sponges, mass bleaching, natural disaster, New Zealand coastline, ocean conservation, over 50% killed, SpongepocalypseNZ, underwater habitats

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	6924
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Animals Bred:	32	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Dragon Eggs Found:	5077	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Enchantments Applied:	219	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where we have more sponge than the entire ocean of New Zealand! We got over 50 million sponges for you to build with, but watch out for the evil sea creatures trying to bleach them all! It’s a battle for survival, with over 1000 kilometers of coastline to explore and conquer. Will you be the hero who saves the sponges or the villain who destroys them all? Join now and be part of the most devastating sponge war in Minecraft history!

CraftyRoll Minecraft Server

CraftyRoll, long tail, Minecraft, Roll, Roll Thread, roll thread time, Server, tags, Thread, thread time, Time

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	2971
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Potions Brewed:	74	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Animals Bred:	157	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us for a wild ride where you can ride pigs into battle, build a house out of exploding TNT blocks, and even tame a dragon as your loyal steed.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers in town. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that grants you the power to mine an entire mountain in one swing.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

TwilightZonePoppedOffMC-SMP

1960s, ANTHOLOGY, black and white, classic, cult favorite, DIMENSION, iconic, mind-bending, Mysterious, popped off, psychological thriller, Reboot, Revival, Rod Serling, Sci Fi, Supernatural, surreal, time travel, tv show, Twilight Zone, TwilightZonePoppedOffMCSMP

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	7639
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	42
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where the cows dance, the creepers tell jokes, and the diamonds sing show tunes? Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the twilight zone kinda popped off and anything is possible!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of cake, and tame a pet Ender Dragon named Fluffy. Our community is filled with quirky characters, from the mysterious Herobrine who leaves cryptic messages in chat to the friendly witch who brews potions that turn you into a chicken for a day.

But beware, the server is also home to the dreaded Blocktopus, a giant squid made entirely of blocks who roams the ocean depths looking for unsuspecting players to prank. Will you be brave enough to face this monstrous creature and emerge victorious?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP, where the twilight zone kinda popped off and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch). Join us for a wild ride of laughter, chaos, and endless possibilities!

ExBlockMateNoTake

apartment sale, Controlling, Covid-19, Divorce, dream home, economic collapse, Estonia, ex wife, ExBlockMateNoTake, home loan, Home office, jealous, lawsuit, Marriage, mutual friends, red flags, renovation, rent free, savings, small town, Support

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	1485
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape all the drama and red flags of real life like our player did! Join us for a wild ride filled with building, exploring, and maybe even some unexpected twists and turns.

Imagine renovating your own virtual apartment with your ex-wife, only to have it all fall apart in a dramatic fashion. But fear not, on our server, you can build and renovate to your heart’s content without any exes trying to claim half of your hard work.

And if you ever feel like your ex is still haunting you, just block them like our player is considering doing with their annoying friends. We promise no one will demand money from you for the virtual creations you make on our server.

So come join us and leave all the real-life drama behind. Who knows, you might even find some new friends who won’t try to sue you for virtual property!

BlockyVirginProTips

advice, BlockyVirginProTips, Communication, Confidence, consent, education, Expectations, Experience, first time, foreplay, Impression, Intimacy, Nervous, patience, Preparation, relationship, Relaxation, sex, Tips, Virgin

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	2460
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Emeralds Found:	4172	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Are you a Minecraft virgin looking to pop your blocky cherry? Well, look no further than our server for the ultimate first-time experience!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a team of experienced players who will guide you through the ins and outs of the game (literally, we have a maze section that will blow your mind).

Need some tips on how to impress your fellow players? We’ve got you covered! Our resident love guru, Steve, will teach you all the tricks of the trade to make sure your first time on the server is unforgettable.

So why wait? Join us now and get ready for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of romance (we can’t promise anything, but we’ve had some players find their Minecraft soulmates on our server).

SkyHighCityCraft

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	503
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Divine Spears Created:	19	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Zombie Dances:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9

Yo yo yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where we build UP, not out! Forget about boring old flat worlds, we’re all about that vertical growth, just like those Asian cities! Climb to the sky and show off your building skills in our insane skyscraper challenges! Watch out for the occasional ninja attack though, those sneaky Asians are always up to something! So what are you waiting for? Join now and reach for the stars, literally!

CountryRejects Minecraft Server

CountryRejects, cultural norms, DATING, emotional struggles, feeling isolated, gender dynamics, in my country, Insecurity, like me, Loneliness, love life, Minecraft, no woman, Personal experiences, rejection, relationships, seeking connection, self esteem, self worth, Server, social acceptance, societal expectations, struggling with relationships

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	7306
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Mines Excavated:	1202	Void Armor Forged:	11
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Are you tired of being forever alone in your country? Well, fear not my friend, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll be drowning in virtual love! Our pixelated princesses are just waiting to swoon over your blocky charm. Who needs real-life romance when you can have a Minecraft girlfriend who will never leave you for a creep(er)? Join us now and say goodbye to loneliness forever!

Minecraft SMP: The Blocky Banter Brigade

abandon thread, banter, blocky, Brigade, click post, Communication, community guidelines, discussion, forum, forum culture, forum rules, frustrating experience, interesting topic, internet etiquette, lose interest, Minecraft, Moderation, Online Community, online interaction, posting guidelines, smp, Spam, spam filter, thread abandonment, write a really big reply

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	2167
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Potions Brewed:	59	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Animals Bred:	98
Meteorites Collected:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Are you tired of your posts being rejected like a sad rejected potato at a potato festival? Join our Minecraft SMP where even the spamiest of posts are welcomed with open arms! Our system doesn’t discriminate against spam, it embraces it like a long-lost cousin at a family reunion. So come join us and let your spammy posts roam free like wild unicorns in a magical forest! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent spam bots who have a secret agenda to take over the world…one spam post at a time. So join us now before it’s too late and the spam bots have complete control!

Redstone Defense Co.

Advanced Weapons, air defenses, arms trade, Defense, defense industry, defense systems, foreign policy, geopolitical dynamics., international relations, iran, MIDDLE EAST, military alliance, military support, military technology, missile defense, political tensions, Redstone, russia, S-400 missile system, sanctions, security cooperation, strategic partnership

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	2629
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Votes:	2154
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	106
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9

so, like, u know how russia and iran are like bffs now? well, apparently russia is hooking iran up with some sick air defenses. like, imagine playing minecraft on a server where u gotta dodge missiles and stuff while building ur epic base. it’s like real life meets minecraft, but way more intense. join our server and see if u can survive the ultimate air defense challenge. plus, who knows, maybe putin will drop by for a visit and give u some pointers on how to dominate the game. it’s gonna be lit, fam. join now before it’s too late!

RejuvaClock: UncertainCraft

aging, aging clock reliability, aging effects, Challenges, challenges in aging, challenges in predicting, challenges in rejuvenation, clock, clock reliability in aging, clock reliability in rejuvenation, effects, epistemic, Epistemic uncertainty, Predicting, predicting rejuvenation effects, RejuvaClock, REJUVENATION, rejuvenation effects, Reliability, UncertainCraft, uncertainty

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	9720
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Enchantments Applied:	127	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

so like, u know when u play minecraft and u just wanna build stuff and chill but then ur clock starts acting all wonky and u can’t trust it anymore? well, this server is the place for u! we got all the unpredictability u need to keep u on ur toes and make u question reality. join us for a wild ride of uncertainty and rejuvenation effects that will have u questioning everything u thought u knew about time and space. plus, our community is filled with crazy peeps who will keep u entertained for hours on end. come join us and see if u can handle the madness!