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Players: | 96/400 | Votes: | 3600 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 3157 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 | Rune Stones Activated: | 11 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 5 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 12 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
oh, and get this, if u join our server, ur polycystic ovary syndrome will magically disappear! yep, all u gotta do is play on our server and BAM, ur ovaries will be as smooth as a baby’s bottom. and get this, we even have a special potion that u can drink in the game that will cure u instantly. it’s like magic, but in minecraft form.
oh, and did i mention that we have a secret treasure chest hidden deep in the world that’s filled with diamonds, emeralds, and gold? yep, all u gotta do is find it and it’s all yours. but be careful, cuz there’s a giant chicken guarding it that shoots laser beams out of its eyes. but don’t worry, if u defeat the chicken, u get to keep all the treasure.
so, what are u waitin for? come join our server and experience all the crazy, wacky, and downright insane things we have to offer. trust me, u won’t regret it.