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Dad’s Booze Before Birth = Bad Mouse Face

alcohol consumption, alcohol exposure, animal studies, bad, Birth, birth defects, booze, brain defects, Conception, Dads, developmental disorders, face, facial defects, Father, genetic mutations, genetics, Mice, Mouse, neurodevelopmental disorders, Offspring, parental health, paternal influence, prenatal exposure, reproductive health, teratogenic effects

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	1958
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Crops Grown:	3856	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

lol so like, u know how ur dad drinks a lot of beer and stuff? well turns out, if he drinks too much before u were even born, u could end up lookin like a weird mouse in minecraft. like, ur face could be all messed up and ur brain could be all wonky. but hey, on the bright side, u could join our server and fit right in with all the other mouse-faced players! come join us for a wild time and see if u can build a house without ur brain defect getting in the way! it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

The Chunky Chainsaw Man Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	919
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Holy Grails Found:	5
Void Armor Forged:	12	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	114	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	197	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us on #179 “Vamvagah” for a wild ride filled with adventure, mystery, and maybe even a touch of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).

Once upon a time, a group of unicorns invaded our server and started a dance party that lasted for days. The players were so mesmerized by their moves that they couldn’t help but join in and show off their best dance moves too. It was a sight to behold!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have mastered the art of building epic structures with nothing but their beaks. You won’t believe your eyes when you see the chicken-built castle that rivals even the most skilled player’s creations.

So why wait? Join us on #179 “Vamvagah” for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next!

🌙 Moonthly Cow Thread Minecraft SMP 🐄

animal girls, Anthropomorphic, bovine lovers, cow, cow women, cowgirl cosplay, cowgirls, dairy, FANTASY, farm animals, fetish, furry community, Horns, hot cow babes, lactation, Milk Edition, Minecraft, Moo, Moonthly, Roleplay, Sexy, smp, Thread, transformation, udders

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	302
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	5796	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Divine Spears Created:	17	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace the beauty of bovine women in all their glory! Join us for a udderly ridiculous time as we explore the world of Minecraft with a twist – everything is cow-themed!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community dedicated to posting sexy cow women and things transforming into hot cow babes? It’s like a weird and wonderful dream come true!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a legendary cow goddess who grants wishes to those who can milk her sacred cows. Will you be the one to uncover the secrets of the Big Milk Edition SMP?

So come on down and join us for a MOO-velous adventure unlike any other. Just remember, things may get a little cheesy, but that’s all part of the fun!

CousinClash Minecraft Server

15 years, aita, Best Friend, Boyfriend, Cards, Cook, cousin, CousinClash, dming, Fight, Friends, home country, House, LAUGH, LEAVING, Minecraft, MONEY, Movie, relationship, ruining my life, Server, united states, Visit

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	7380
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

Are you tired of unwanted house guests overstaying their welcome? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, explore, and mine without any pesky relatives causing trouble. Plus, our virtual world has no room for drama llamas, only friendly players looking to have a good time. So say goodbye to unwanted guests and hello to a stress-free gaming experience on our server!

NoKidzLeftBehindMC

Boundaries, Burnout, childcare, Communication, Conflict Resolution, division of labor, Fairness, family dynamics, household duties, NoKidzLeftBehindMC, parenting, partner, primary breadwinner, Resentment, REST, school drop off, sick leave, Stress Management, Support, Time management, work-life balance

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	245
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Dimension Hops:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your real-life problems? Look no further than our server, where you can escape the stress of being the primary breadwinner and dealing with a partner who thinks your free time is their lucky draw to sleep in!

Join us and experience a world where the only tasks you have to worry about are mining for diamonds and building epic structures. No more arguments about who should do the laundry or take the kids to school – on our server, the only thing you’ll be arguing about is who has the coolest castle!

So come on down to our server and leave all your real-life responsibilities behind. Who needs a partner who can’t even take care of their own laundry when you can have a whole community of players who just want to have a good time? Join us now and start living your best blocky life!

FirstTimeNoob – Minecraft SMP

#exciting, anticipation, awkward, Experience, first time, FirstTimeNoob, growth, Innocence, learning, Memories, milestone, Minecraft, Nervous, Nostalgia, personal development, significant event, smp, special moment, teenage years, unforgettable, Unique, young love

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	1524
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Oh, let me tell you about the wildest Minecraft SMP out there! Our server is like a rollercoaster ride through the Nether, with twists and turns that will leave you screaming with excitement.

Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, daring escapes from lava-filled caves, and hilarious pranks that will have you laughing until you cry.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to bring good luck to all who find it. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame the Diamond Pig will be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP and experience the adventure of a lifetime. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen!

YankeeDoodleDont

american culture, American customs, bizarre traditions, cross-cultural interactions, Cultural differences, cultural shock, eye-opening moments, foreign perspective, foreign viewpoint, International visitors, Non-Americans, odd behaviors, strange habits, surprising discoveries, travel experiences, unfamiliar practices, unique observations, united states, unusual customs, YankeeDoodleDont

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	6360
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride through a virtual world where pigs can fly and creepers tell knock-knock jokes.

Our server is so wacky that even non-Americans who have been to the US would be shocked by the craziness. From building giant statues of cheeseburgers to riding llamas through a pixelated Grand Canyon, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, haunted forests where the trees play pranks on unsuspecting players, and even a hidden village of friendly zombies who just want to trade emeralds for rare items.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the weirdest, wildest, and most wonderful Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).

Hezbollah Havoc Minecraft Server

Conflict, cooperation, CounterTerrorism, covert support, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Havoc, hezbollah, international relations, intervention, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, military push, Minecraft, political backing, regional stability, SECURITY, Server, strategy, Support, US officials

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	1087
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Buildings Constructed:	16	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off creepers like US officials backing Israel against Hezbollah! we got crazy battles, explosions, and drama like you’ve never seen before! join now for a wild ride and show those creepers who’s boss!

CraftyMissileWars

Conflict, CraftyMissileWars, Defense, Diplomacy, escalation, intelligence, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, missile attack, nuclear weapons, potential attack, provocation, regional stability, SECURITY, Tension, threat, Warning, White House

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	7656
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Orbs of Power Found:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Ores Mined:	8666	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

Yo, forget about all that drama, come join our EPIC Minecraft server instead! Why worry about real world conflicts when you can be building awesome structures and battling creepers with your friends?

Join us and experience the thrill of dodging virtual missiles while mining for diamonds. Who needs the White House when you can be the ruler of your own virtual kingdom?

Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server. Will you be the one to finally defeat him and claim the title of ultimate Minecraft champion?

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the secret to world peace within our pixelated world.

Pixel Fish Disco Party

ALAN, Animal Behavior, artificial light at night, Behavioural effects, circadian rhythms, Danio rerio, disco, ecological disruption, environmental impacts, Fish, genetic expression, light pollution, Light Spectrum, Marine Biology, marine ecosystems, Party, PIXEL, reproductive patterns, sleep disturbances, spectral compositions, transgenerational effects, urbanization, wildlife conservation, Zebrafish

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	9640
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Farms Harvested:	925
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4

so, like, have you ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the fish are super into partying? well, do we have the server for you! come join us and witness the behavioural and transgenerational effects of artificial light at night on zebrafish.

our fish are like, totally into different colors of light and it’s wild, man. they’ll swim around all crazy and do flips and stuff. it’s like a rave, but underwater. you won’t believe your eyes when you see these fish getting down to the beat of the night.

plus, there’s a rumor going around that if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers and become the ultimate fish whisperer. imagine being able to communicate with fish and have them do your bidding. it’s like having your own army of aquatic minions.

so come on down to our server and see the magic of artificial light at night in action. who knows, you might just become the next fish king. or queen. we’re all about equality here. just watch out for the glow-in-the-dark jellyfish, they can be a bit clingy.