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BadAdviceMinecraftSMP

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	1139
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Void Armor Forged:	20	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	123
Emeralds Found:	6594	Wilderness Tamed:	13

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you gotta join ASAP! Like, seriously, if you don’t join, you’re missing out on all the fun, bro. We got like, a million diamonds just waiting for you to mine them. And the mobs? Oh man, they’re like, super buff and ready to take you down. But don’t worry, we got this one dude who’s like, a pro at killing them. He’s got this secret weapon called the “Carrot of Doom” and it’s like, unstoppable.

But wait, there’s more! We have this legendary treasure hidden somewhere on the map, and if you find it, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken. Yeah, you heard me right, a magical chicken. And rumor has it that one of the wishes is unlimited pizza for life. I mean, who wouldn’t want that, am I right?

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have this one guy who’s always building giant statues of himself everywhere. It’s kinda weird, but hey, it adds to the charm, right? Don’t miss out on all the craziness, bro. Join now!

MineShift: Life-Changer

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	7233
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Villages Defended:	14
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Are you tired of mining for hours on end just to find a few measly diamonds? Are you sick of getting griefed by trolls every time you build something amazing? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you!

Join our server and experience a whole new world of craziness and chaos. We have flying pigs, talking sheep, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mythical creature that poops out diamonds instead of rainbows. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Chicken of Destiny, rumored to grant wishes to anyone who can catch it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Redstone Revolution

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	6452
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Zombie Dances:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Farms Harvested:	556
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4

come join our server, where we have so much military stockpile, even russia is jealous! we got tanks, guns, and even nukes for you to play with! imagine the chaos you can cause with all this power at your fingertips.

we have shortages of equipment because our players are constantly blowing stuff up, so you better join quick before it’s all gone!

come be a part of our crazy world where anything goes and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional explosion). trust us, you won’t find this kind of chaos anywhere else. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Space Swine Ammonia Inequities

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	3496
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Secret Passages Found:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Love Letters Sent:	17
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, bro! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a wild story. So, like, this server is so lit that even NASA is checking it out, man! They’re using satellite data to track all the crazy stuff happening on this server, like industrial swine facilities and air pollution inequities. Can you believe it? We’re so popular, even aliens wanna play with us!

And get this, the ammonia levels on this server are off the charts, especially in the Black, Hispanic, and Indigenous communities. It’s like a crazy science experiment gone wrong, but in a totally fun way! So, if you wanna be part of this wacky adventure and see some out-of-this-world pollution levels, then join us now! Who needs clean air when you can have a blast on this server, am I right? Let’s get polluting, baby!

We survive and build cities ⭐ on Sundays /Fly 💫 server minecraft

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	7533
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Ores Mined:	3332	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Emeralds Found:	7844
Meteorites Collected:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Build and develop your city, the CityBuild project only starts, a new map, without wipes and lawlessness, a comfortable build chill. In addition to survival and construction, plot quests are added on the server, which are only an addition to the main concept of urban planning. You do not have to go through them, but still if you pass, then in the final epilogue you will find unprecedented wealth and glory!

The city is recorded through the Kingdomsx plugin teams. This plugin allows you to regulate the settings of the assigned territories and structures, create mob army, buy guns with various shells, conquer lands or conclude alliances for trade, as well as much more. Privat works through the appropriation of territories, a link and manuals on this plugin on the pages of the server (TG VK Discord)

Daily shares are thought out on the server. For example, on Sunday, all players will be available to flight mode using the /Fly team. So we get closer to the sky!

By the way about the conquests of territories. If you do not want to register in the wars, you can make your city pacifist, in this case you will not have to fight or defend yourself from intrusions. You will enjoy the world and harmony of your state.

In addition to cities, you can also create nations and countries. And every week the state is given the opportunity to re -elect the mayor.

The server also has a Crazyenchans plugin. The plugin expands the list of available enchantments, while adding very much imbalance, 3×3 picks with automatic remelting.

All CityBuild plugins were manually translated and adapted to the Russian -speaking community. Due to this our project, CityBuild is the only and unique. In other words, this can only be found with us.

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Sparked SMP

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	5949
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Chimeras Created:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Towns Built:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	20

Sparked Minecraft Server Overview

About Us:	An experienced team of admins, some with over 5 years of experience running servers of this style!
	Active members, who are prepared to be dedicated to the server once it launches
	LONG-TERM world, no random resets if the player count ever drops
	Our server strives towards making friends and creating a close-knit mature hermitcraft style environment (18+)
	No land claims/ chest locks, as vanilla as possible!
	Strict rules against discrimination/hacking/griefing as well as a whitelist
	Some optional mods and data packs like player head drops & proximity voice chat!

While the server won’t be up for a few more days, you can join the discord now to apply and learn more about us! http://discord.gg/83RA2bcPHp

FAQ

1. How do I join the server?

To join the server, please join our Discord and follow the application process outlined there.

2. Do you have any age restrictions?

Yes, our server is intended for players aged 18 and above.

3. Are there any rules I need to follow?

Yes, we have strict rules against discrimination, hacking, and griefing. Please refer to our server guidelines for more information.

4. Can I use mods on the server?

Some mods and data packs are allowed on the server, such as player head drops and proximity voice chat. Please make sure to check with the admins before using any mods.

Ethereal Echoes 1.20.3

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	3420
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Dragons Tamed:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Yo, bros and broettes, wanna join a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory? Well, lemme tell ya, this server is like finding a diamond block in a sea of dirt blocks.

You’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, with more resources than you can shake a pickaxe at. And get this, the mobs are so dumb, they make zombie pigmen look like Einstein.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got custom plugins that’ll blow your mind faster than a creeper blowing up your house. And the community? They’re crazier than a chicken riding a pig.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience a Minecraft adventure that’ll make you question reality more than a glitchy enderman. Let’s get this block party started!

MomDontTripServer

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	8455
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Love Letters Sent:	12
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

Are you tired of your Minecraft server being like an overbearing mother, constantly checking in on you and not giving you any space to breathe? Well, look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from the helicopter parenting of other servers.

Join us and experience the freedom to build and explore without someone constantly looking over your shoulder. No more texts from admins asking where you are or what you’re doing – on our server, you can fly under the radar and just enjoy the game.

Just like the OP’s mom showing up unannounced to help with DIY projects, our server is full of surprises. You never know what crazy events or challenges you might encounter while playing. It’s like a rollercoaster ride of excitement and unpredictability!

So, say goodbye to the overbearing servers that make you feel like a child, and join us for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs boundaries when you can have endless fun and laughter instead?

ShowStopperMinecraftSMP

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	5181
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	28
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Dragons Tamed:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15

OMG, like have you heard about this amazeballs Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, totally the best thing since sliced bread, I swear! Like, the first season was lit AF, but then it went downhill faster than a pig on a rollercoaster, you feel me? But like, don’t worry, because now they’ve got this new season starting and it’s gonna be lit like a creeper on fire, I’m telling you!

So, like, you should totally join this Minecraft SMP because they have the most epic builds you’ve ever seen, like seriously, they make the Taj Mahal look like a dirt hut. And the players on the server are like, total legends, they’ve slayed more Ender Dragons than you’ve had hot dinners, I swear! Plus, there’s this one guy who once rode a pig off a cliff and survived, like what even is that?!

But wait, there’s more! If you join this Minecraft SMP, you’ll get to participate in the most epic PvP battles this side of the Nether. Like, you’ll be fighting off hordes of zombies and skeletons like it’s nobody’s business, and you’ll be doing it all while riding on the back of a llama wearing diamond armor. I mean, come on, how can you resist that kind of epicness?!

So, like, if you wanna join the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP server of all time, then you better hop on board before the Ender Dragon eats all the cake. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

BlockyDeathMatch

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	4022
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret potion that turns all your enemies into adorable baby chickens. Trust us, you’ve never seen PvP like this before!

But that’s not all, oh no. We also have a magical unicorn that roams the server, granting wishes to anyone who can catch it. Want infinite diamonds? Done. Want to fly like a bird? You got it. Want a sandwich that never runs out of peanut butter? Well, we can’t promise that one, but hey, it’s worth a shot!

And let’s not forget about our legendary treasure hunt. Rumor has it that deep within the mines lies a chest filled with riches beyond your wildest dreams. But be warned, the path to the treasure is guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. Yes, you read that right. A giant chicken. With. Laser. Eyes.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where your username is how you’d die…unless you can outsmart that laser-eyed chicken, of course. Good luck!