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No. 691902298 Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	2330
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Enchantments Applied:	222	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most ridiculous one out there!

Join us for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a rainbow-colored cave filled with dancing creepers. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to let loose and dance the night away. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Potato, rumored to grant wishes and make your wildest dreams come true.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away.

”You’ll own nothing, Minecraft SMP”

anti-capitalism, consumerism, Contentment, economic equality, economic theories, future predictions, Happiness, happiness over possessions, material possessions, materialism, Minecraft, Minimalism, minimalist lifestyle, ownership, personal fulfillment, possessions, smp, societal changes, societal happiness, societal values, wealth distribution, wealth redistribution, Youll

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	4010
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Dimension Hops:	10
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to be part of a community where you’ll own absolutely nothing, but somehow still be happy about it.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about the time our players tried to build a giant statue of a potato, but it ended up looking like a deranged chicken instead. Or how about the time we had a “fashion show” where everyone showed up wearing nothing but pumpkin heads?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Llama Liberation Front,” a group of players dedicated to freeing all the llamas from their oppressive owners. And don’t even get me started on the Great Sheep Uprising of ’21, where the sheep in our world revolted against their human overlords and demanded equal rights.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and ridiculous, come join us! Just remember, you’ll own nothing, but you’ll be happy about it.

EZbuildsMinecraft SMP

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	9305
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Mines Excavated:	3746
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Mythical Swords Crafted:	91

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays it safe and builds the same old dirt houses? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up spawn too many times).

Imagine a world where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers ride pigs into battle, and the villagers have formed their own government. Yes, things get pretty crazy on our server, but that’s what makes it so much fun!

But beware, not everyone can handle the chaos of our server. Only the bravest and most daring players can survive the madness and come out on top. So if you think you have what it takes to conquer our insane Minecraft SMP, then come on and join us!

Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server and have all the other players bowing down to you in awe. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

PuppyPitStop – Home is where the blocks are

abandonment, BETRAYAL, blocks, Communication, Conflict, coping, counseling, Decision making, emotions, family dynamics, HEARTBREAK, home, House, Infidelity, Marriage, pet ownership, puppy, PuppyPitStop, reconciliation, relationship, Support, Trust, Wife

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	800
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	93	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7

Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama and need a break? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing you have to worry about is building the perfect doghouse for your virtual puppy!

Imagine this: you log on to the server and find out that your virtual wife has run off with all her belongings, leaving you with just a puppy. But fear not, because on our server, you can tame wild wolves to create your own loyal pack of furry friends to keep you company.

So why waste time dealing with real-life relationship drama when you can escape to a world where the only thing that matters is expanding your virtual pet collection? Join us now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft pet owner!

Germans Are Cool Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	9716
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	69
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Dimension Hops:	13

Oh boy, do we have a server for you! Our Minecraft server is like a virtual Oktoberfest, but with creepers instead of beer. Join us for some epic building battles, where you can show off your engineering skills and outsmart your opponents with your strategic thinking. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds guarded by a squad of lederhosen-wearing zombies. So if you’re ready to embrace your inner German engineer and conquer the virtual world, come join us on our server! Prost! 🍻🇩🇪

”>be me Minecraft SMP”

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	7371
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
Farms Harvested:	210	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Ores Mined:	8653
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

> join our Minecraft SMP and escape the cruel realities of life where even god is trolling you by giving you a 4 inch dick. On our server, size doesn’t matter because we measure success in blocks mined and mobs slain! Plus, with your handsome face and full head of hair, you’ll fit right in with our community of pixelated adventurers. So come on, don’t let a small setback hold you back from joining the most epic Minecraft journey of your life!

PranksterSisGone Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	4889
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Mines Excavated:	4026
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Gods Slained:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27

Are you tired of living with a prankster sister who takes things way too far? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life! No more waking up to water being poured on you or finding your belongings rearranged. On our server, the only thing on fire will be your creativity as you build and explore to your heart’s content.

Say goodbye to false accusations and police visits – on our server, the only crime is not having enough fun! And don’t worry about leaving your sister high and dry, because on our server, the only thing getting soaked is the ground after a rainstorm. Join now and leave the drama behind – because in Minecraft, the only thing you need to worry about is crafting the perfect pickaxe.

CraftyCrimsonBoxHideaway

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	3919
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Dragon Eggs Found:	3038
Magic Items Found:	3376	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Void Gems Collected:	12	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all things feminine and period-positive! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and hidden feminine products that must be found and shared with the world. Our managers may try to hide them, but we say no way! Show off those pads and tampons with pride as you conquer the virtual world with your period power. Who knew that feminine products could be the key to success in Minecraft? Join now and show everyone that periods are nothing to be ashamed of – they’re just another part of life’s crazy journey!

NoRegretsYet – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	6333
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85	Zombie Dances:	4
Animals Bred:	31	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Alien Abductions:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to never build a house out of dirt? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a strict no-dirt house policy! Why, you ask? Because one time, a player built a dirt house and it turned into a giant mud monster that terrorized the entire server. True story.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server. Rumor has it that they have a secret chicken army that they’re training in the art of egg-throwing warfare. Will you join forces with the chickens or will you stand against them?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, no dirt houses allowed!

CraftyDifferences

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	3829
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	13	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Join our Minecraft server and discover a whole new world of wackiness and craziness! We promise you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again.

Are you tired of the same old boring servers where everyone builds the same generic houses and mines for diamonds all day? Well, on our server, things are a little… different.

For starters, we have a pet chicken named Sir Clucksalot who roams around the spawn area giving out quests and challenges to players. Rumor has it that if you complete all of his quests, you’ll be rewarded with a magical diamond sword that shoots fireballs.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco club where players can dance the night away and show off their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a creeper breakdancing in the corner.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and see for yourself why we’re the craziest, most unpredictable server out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it!